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      February 22 , 1868.] The Tomahawk. 77

      February 22 , 1868 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 77

      Extracts From The Mems. Of A Special Constable.

      EXTRACTS FROM THE MEMS . OF A SPECIAL CONSTABLE .

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      so cheo mething n which nobl strangel e about y har the monizes unsophisticated with my tastes form . of Civis this trun Ro - - manus I am interrupted sum . ( I hav by e not Sop forgotten hia while my engaged classical before education the drawing ) . . - . roo self m unconsciousl looking-glass y in in posi the n tablecloth g for a senator and . defied I had draped e lightning mywith my staff . Sophia need not have laughed so outrageously ; but women are not oeticaland S 1 ophia did not see the beauty

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      wo be r sacrilege d to shut ? up R ank hia Ico or noclas a cab m man J There if it comes ' nothi to ng that lik . e a hard who has . . I en ring tapp for Hancock barrel after to send barrel away of the that choicest organ-grinder Music , so Hall long refreshmen , that there t in the shape crowd of popular dirty g airs irls on e the r ou pavement r windows , breakdown treating my , or cook gutte to r a -gavotte gratis . representation Hancock returns of the with blind the -alley aswindow sura Bb nce that and B > the shakes mimw B ^ B exile ^ 1 her refuses head B > WV to bW at mf move him b mt on . . The Sophia exile imw goe positively s to the ¦ tmr

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      p IItalian talian earance and and , JS * his his s no odious odious Palamine organ orsran is , . the is is take taken subject n up ud of con con their brio brio song on on . my mv I have ap aD--a no Palainine craving c , ur inde iosity ed , at to the know moment what w , my ould pulse be my was destiny beating were far I top made was fast grinding gestures to pay faster in att combination en than tion to ever such , with an elu d c his idato with nose r y is th , which e ories engag were , the ed Italian hig ha hl nd y insulting ^ The ^ r f mr mmW m Plain ^^ ^ f m ^ mf my f to fP m of ^^ - g myself JLombardy ^^^^^ V mm ^ f v mff m , ^ yfr and r M ^ m ^ ^ r mf . derogatory Plain tmmm * ^^ ^*^ p ^ ^ ^ mwt indeed m ^ ^ b ^ n ^^ to ^ mW ^^ rmm the to ~ m ~ -m ^ m- ug ^ rv land H ^^ liness ^~ ^ ^ mm ^ mr he ^^ ^ mmr , V hailed b ut u ¦— m * t ^ m- o ^^ r ^ f m from that ^ m < ^^ ^^^ m ,

      the anon man ( quotation to go , he rep suggested lies with mockery afterwards— . subtle .. . ) . Duty I requested obliges that as well I have as nobility no Riot , so Act I prepare to read , to but read as the the Riot Lombard Act , I is remember probably i stables gnorant , and of our commence language in , I a unfol distinct d the , and Directions I flatter to myself Special , an Con im - - wh posing at steps voice to , informing take in case the of gentleman alarm . presiding ... I observe at the organ W 22 the in the directions offing , and I proceeded feel more confident into the mm street of success and . utterl After ** mmm y reading

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      di gnity of Joe the in * inh my abitants knee , she of our could street ' was being my ear compromised , and as the , weeping I seized the into hussy my dining , not without -room . some struggle , and marched her .... With Hancock's assistance I have tied her hands ing in her the pinafore enemy , , and this sent he for does Sop without hia . W having 22 . is outside recourse dispers to the - military . « ... Sophia is disappointed at finding the organic offender

      absent . She is , however , I am happy to say , deeply grieved at is all the the apparent defence youth set up of by our the victim priso . ner " Pleasum . Sophia it feel was s that ' nt me it is /' a good opportunity to improve the occasion . My dear wife who is eminently pious when not out of temper , asks the delinquent the "If onl she knows answer who vouchsaf made ed her betw ? " ee " n Pleasum sobs which , it r emind ' nt me one , " is the crocodile y h { m Mem : To ask m Mr mm . Frank MWm V » V riMMt Buckland whether ¦ the

      c " ™~ ~ roco * . m ~ ^ r ^ . ^ mT *^ m- . e sobs v — . ^ -m ^ Hancock ^ while - ^^ — - w m- v m- weep ^^ announces ^^ m in , m ** r mw g . ) ^— - ^*» ^ ^^ Captain ^ ^ BMB ^ V «^ W and ^ mT ^^ 4 b ^ V ^ Mrs ^^ ^ " » . * » ^•^ Gurgoy ^* ^» " ^ ^ mW ^ W * le m * , 4 mt ^ mW . seeing I forgot the that m . they What were does asked that to ass lunch Hancock . Sophia mean is enchanted by bringing at they them c into all h the er dining poor - little room ? thing They J which have seen caus the es the prisoner harde and ned off -mmr ~^ ender ^ am ^^^ ^^« V » to ^ r ~ W blubber ^^ r ^~ ¦ V m ^ mW m ^ mw - ^ BW * K louder ^^ ^^^ ^^ V ^^^ ^ i ^ ^^ than ^ T mWi mmr ^ v ^ mm , ^^ ever ^^^ ? ^ f B . V Sop ^^^^ ^ f ^ m * W hia mM * mtt ** ^^ 4 P t ^ f e ^^* T lls mWUMtWmW H mmm * ^^ ^ anco taW mM , t ^ ^ mV ^ m ^ c ^^^ k A ^ h to ^^ ^^ mW

      give her sixpence and turn her out . Woman ' s logic ! Woman ' s ju law stice take ! ! its cours y co e uld 1 Can 'nt Sop wo hia man keep kee still still and wh let e n ne di c gnity ol Well has the poet sighed Woman r with all thy faults I love essary thee ti still me . . So But should a quiet I woman Sophia is no she more , ever to were be got still now at -a - h day e pro s than per gund still champagne y . to which fizzing ditto is as ginger-beer to

      bur-O J - Hancock has given the sixpence to the interestoutside ing littl . e c The reatu casual re , so t cherub he Gurgoy sends les a will parting have stone it , and through put h the er window—plate-glass -ten and sixpence at least . Hancock ree I nters thank with him the and demand frown him " Shall out . he I go fancy and spank I told the him young to tak cub e h ? er n n ^~^~ umber ^* " ^^» . ^ V ^ V ^ h 9 . Law ^^ ta ^ V - ^^ mr w * and ^^^ m ^ w ww > economy ^ mW ^ V ~ w ^ ^ m - ^ mW ^ m < ^ m ^ mi W are ¦ ^ H -m ^ mW two m ^ w W ^^ things ^ p Mp ^ m ** A' ^^ p ^ m ^ mW ¦ ¦ no ^^ ^ r f ~| ~ woman ^^ mW tf ^ ^ ^ ib ^^^ k ^ b ever ^ b ^ mr ^^ ^ b did ^^^ mtt ^^^^

      or will understand . The Gurgoyles want an explanation . Concuriosity found the ? m is Captai ' nt lunch n Gu e rgoy noug le h is for in the them militia without and feeding sure to m their ake fun husba of n S pecials 's dignity . I , she can count ws on her Sop duty hia if how she e , has er , to no up h hold ead her for you more ^ management * ^ - ^ v ^^— ^ k pli ^^ mr than ^ mt ^ g ^ ^ m- -mw ht ^^^ ^ mu your - I ^ m ^ — coul ~^ mr ~^^ No ^ v ^ b ^ w services d ^ v ^ B take Sop ^ B 1 b ^ V > ^ mt ^ m hia ^ upon im ^^ . mrm ^ ~ ! ^ m ^ ^ ( mp ^^ Q No myself ^ mr ^ uotation ^ ^^ j ^ m ^ stem r BF ^^ ^ BF to W ^^^ econoinist recollect ^ : ^^ w Tho ^ V ^^ ^ MB * ^ Bl mMV ^ u M ^ f ^ g h : BJ is extremel ^ B where ^ ^ ^ he v ^ m * ^ B > ^ BB * ^^ to m ^ ^ b ^ Bmr from ^^ y zvhoin g V a ^ V p ^ t ^ mr is t BJ ^ , BJ

      notwithstanding . ) ***** and At asked this moment me " What Captain I meant Gurgoyl by e seized V The me blood by the of th throat e old , through Normans my ( we veins came , and over set with my " heart the Conqueror on fire . " To ) coursed throw the madl lie y at a moment his mw tmT BBB teeth Bl BB B > . , and to demand instant satisfaction , was the work of

      V ^ V ^ m M - ^ ^ y wife ^ V V shrieked and fainted into the luncheon tray . a pair " I never of small travel swords without . these / ' said the Captain , producing foug Not ht another madly for word five was minutes spoken . . We seized the weapons and I threw With the sixth arm minute smurmured the Captain a ' s few sword incoherent entered words my heart and . died ! up my , ,

      contributor [ This story was has becoming been ended the a least little bit abruptly prosy , . so The we fact threw is , in our a op little inion " actio it is n now " into incapable his narrative of improvement just to lighten . —Ed it . Tom up . . ] In o ? tr

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      but The the secret next of best perpetual thing has motion . Every ' has unthinking not yet been man discovered will re- , joice status that and something functions has of at that last hitherto been revealed mysterious of the and reli select gious probabl body—the y a " peculiar Deans of mixture Peculiars of . " linseed Of course , salad , the , cod sacred -liver , oil and — «• are castor •*» ¦^ v wont »» — ^* v * and v to to * be w the -mr- * tw administered sacred *¦• b > *» **•> Bt * ar toddy ab w vbj to — ^ r probabl the w * * w unhappy m * ib « y peculiarl w j victims v *¦ ¦**«*** y »^ dT British of **^ Bk Pecu sm % f — w -

      is Harity solved by . a The Dean recent of Peculiars administration . Thank of Goodness these invigorat the my ing stery demoured licacies having in Peculiar proved Ecclesiastical , however , so Circles fatally that effectual the Dean , it is s will ruhenceforth officiate . Here is a chance for Mr . Brett * and Dr . De Jongh . * * Not an advertisement .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 22, 1868, page 77, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22021868/page/5/