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May 22, 1869O THE TOMAHA WK. 229
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THE ARRA Y OF R.As.
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year painter Every , that , or one is a ...
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THE « CHRISTIAN" ANECDOTES.. No. I.
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Schleswig A few d Holstein ays since , w...
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MY STARS /
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A brilliant future, according to the pro...
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May 22, 1869o The Tomaha Wk. 229
May 22 , 1869 O THE TOMAHA WK . 229
The Arra Y Of R.As.
THE ARRA Y OF R . As .
Year Painter Every , That , Or One Is A ...
year painter Every , that , or one is a snob to who say , must , has every seen be one disgusted , the who Royal is at not Academy the a square fashionable Exhibition yards of portrait deadl this y - uninteresting portraits which disfigure the walls , and prevent hot one an reall d wrathful y enjoying to the see few a lace good meant pictures to there exhibit . It the makes works one of art by our greatest living painters p , devoted to such hideous areas of sente conventional d to him b , y ' simpering his fellow- si churchwardens gn-painting as o " n Mr his . leaving Biggins Pec , pre k - - ham Rye , " * ' Mrs . Lavina Thompson and the Master
or Thompso n- >« " Mr . James ns , " •? or _ _ Greasy " John T •_ , Pri * painted n ggins _ , for Esq i- » _ the _ . ., M " » " Worshi . P . for i" pful Ditchwater 1 ~ v ? * Society _*_ m of , " th Tallow e immediate Chandlers friends / ' all of these Biggins are very , Thompson interesting , P , doubtless riggins , and , to of Greasy the , but ce it confesse is rather dl hard insufficient on the nation to accommodate to take up so the much icobscure tures sent spa merit in , for or exhibition wealth y y vanity and accepted . The president , with these disp tributes lays some p to " examp portraits le . ! In " some simpl cases y execrable the portrait ; an of d a Mr very . Kni distinguishe ght follows d man his , or of a verv lovelv woman , is . as a mere likeness , worthvof a nlace
in tached any p to icture onean gallery d the intrinsi ; besides c interest , there is of the the char other m but of beauty it is rarel atthat Surel any y , portrait photograp , now hy -a- has days made exhibited such is , strides as a picture that ; , of these any value vain y . nobodies mav exhibit their various countenances to the rmbltc
a in nd any statesmen shop window of the , alongsi time . de Is of not the that courtezans sufficient , divines honour , princes 1 It , year is bad the enoug painful h to have evidences to endure of the in active the Royal existence Academy of certain every time sionless from R . A ' s of . hopeless , and th staring e day ' s instinct . of , ( which peop these ) le ; are t ( we th Portraits e enoug reall galleries y h " to which ht of make be the , in spared one the Royal very call the Academy steward quietest expreswith a most noxious crowd .
The « Christian" Anecdotes.. No. I.
THE « CHRISTIAN" ANECDOTES . . No . I .
Schleswig A Few D Holstein Ays Since , W...
Schleswig A few d Holstein ays since , was His talking Royal Hi to ghness some of Pr his ince faithful Christian attend , of - was ants . seated The was door of the . apartment in which the august German woul " Mig d fain hty ask master a open question , " said . " one of the faithful attendants , " I " Speak freely , " replied the gracious crChristian \\ with a slight ^ V \«* Airf « % i / ^/^ nT ^ f IC Tt ie ilnnvc mir f \ c *\ \ ¥ ¥ r \ Via iico'ftil + / % + Tis \ co
in I love any . capacity I love — the say British as a F people ield-Mar , and sh would al . " like- to serve them has " Tha much nks puzzl , Prince ed us , " . " murmured the first speaker . "A problem " " This Really — , when and that does problem that door was cease —" to be door ?" tion " . When it ' s a jar , " replied Prince Christian , without hesitaand Upon marvelled hearing greatl this y sage . reply the courtiers were much struck ,
My Stars /
MY STARS /
A Brilliant Future, According To The Pro...
A brilliant future , according to the prophets , at last the awaits dous coming is the the hitherto energy October with unhappy season which is , St again to . James be according inaugurated ' s ; indeed to the , , that so prophets tremen failure - , would The seem to is be to be impossible a literal . con The stellation house . is None to be but rebuilt stars . of the compan first y magnitude eminence are to be engaged . There is not a
has single not name been assigned ox , by the in the prophets theatrical , a place profession on the which New fully St . James from ' s an list . artistic Everything and intellectual , in short , point promises of view so , wonder that the - que not stion merely , " how suggest will , they but get absolutel them y all elbows into one itself piece on ? to " does one . They cannot do Shakespeare , for they are to have at least five
A Brilliant Future, According To The Pro...
will the of every new write one iece it ? of must The the great be Dramatic original characters Aut as hors the and company Society seven Hamlets . in Who committee . , then No , , , throug or will h the ? Will leading it be play a drama -writers , a ta comedy ke six , lines tragedy apiece , farce stra , or ig ht fou to Such be r ? in questio How a position ns will are it to very bear answer natural the them strain , and . We it of gives thirty happen us leading great to have pleasure parts the ? specimen as MSS yet , f the the we play title will , i venture n names our hands of just the ; to and characters show though , with , we th or e cannot p probable lot , the divul cast little ge , , may doubtless suffice to satisfy the inquisitive . Portion of a Scene from the New Play of . — the Act Burnham VIl £ beeches The stage . A represents picnic is taking a retired place spot is . among ;
pie convenientl R , . and C . a champagne table y as -cloth can on b be ottle ground managed j round , t ^ pon so it as which to are admi seated a t of salad , the as , Mrs audience . Stirling having Miss , a good Furtado view , Mr of . A all lfred the character Wigan , Miss S , — He stone rbert Miss , Mrs Marie . Herman Wilton Vezin M , M r . r . Webster Phelps , M Miss r . Buck Ada - Miss Cavendish , Bateman , Mr . Vining Mr . Collette , Miss , Lydia Miss Foote Henrie , , Mr tta . Kendal son , and Mr . Cresivick , . , , discussing A hamper the , over contents which thoug are standing in such , and a manner apparen that tly , auatencexiare
D iney . Mu can rray oe , wen the zn rn signs , Clayton oj , me Chippendale , , Mess Shore rs , . Gaston , Shepherd Murray , , Fishe Fech r t , er Herman , Bandmann Vezin , , Neville Coghlan , , W Montague yndham , , Ri gn . seated , d ^ c he , re Sr'c and . there on a bankMesdames Far Leclerq Carlo ren tta , Addison Bea Lucy trice Rush , Brennan Neilson ton , M , Louisa . Louisa grassy Oliver Moore Thome , Sivanborough , , Car Celeste lot ta , Ma &^ c . ria t & , * Simpson c , &* c . , , Mellon , Larkin , , Madge R , obertson , , Mr . Barry Sullivan . —Are we all here ? If so , I will
read Mr you . Fechter the Club . — Scene I know from nothing Money of . the rest , but Pm here { a laugh ) andby M the r . sid Alfred e of Still Wigan Waters . —And that so Run am I Deep . Ah , but I give let me me not a seat be the slave of mere are M not r . Clayton so bad— . you —D and reams the ? rest No ! of And the company yet , in your support way , you me very Mr fairl . Ph y . elps I ' m . — rather And I b will ored be , excu your se dulcimer me , then , ! if I I 'll drop read off you — Macbeth right through— { begins if ) Romer the Miss fun ? ! Marie Is there Wilton nothin . — g to This make is as us bad laugh as ? Where hool , —w ith Mr out . Mr . Bancroft . —Playing " Jack Poyntz . " The piece will
run Miss , and H erbert can't s . —Ala it ! s ! only Seraphines have stops ! Ah , I wish I had kept Lady Audley ' s Secret / Never Mr . have Webster Life for ( moodily Life ! ) . — And Better whatever anything do than have revenge if - ! sibleget it in Black and White / you , pos Mr Mr , . . Sothern Buckston . — e . And —Home stick / at when Home I . can { Laughs 't do what . ) I like in
my Mr own . Fisher house . ? —That ' s better than doing what you don ' t like in somebody else ' s ! I ' m in a dreadful Breach of Promise case . Miss Brennan . —Dreadful ? When you get all the damages ! an Mr d by . Sh Mere ore P . — resumptiv Don't talk e Evidence of damages ? ! Who hasn't suffered , piece Mr isn . D ' . t Murray so bad . { speaking through his nose ) . —Come , the more Mr . is Hare none ! { rising ) .- —Call this a picnic I Three is company , Ha Mr ha . Stu ha art ha . ! — they Then are , you terrible . have dogs never ! met Adelphi guests . ha MR J , II . , Rignold But , tell . me — , Laugh where — is / the can funny laugh man too ; 1 listen—ha ! ha ! !
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 22, 1869, page 229, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22051869/page/11/
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