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    8o THE TOMAHAWK , {August 22 , 1868.

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    SINGLE OR DOUBLE,

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    ing The prospe Dail ct y s asking Detona...

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    THE MANIACS COLUMN; PUZZLES FOR or, LUNA...

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    I. A Will A homely scri do ptural fo - r...

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    ANSWERS TO THE PUZZLES IN OUR LAST.

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    1. Manhattan. 2. Coffee. 3. Cataract. 4....

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    8o The Tomahawk , {August 22 , 1868.

    8 o THE TOMAHAWK , { August 22 , 1868 .

    Single Or Double,

    SINGLE OR DOUBLE ,

    Ing The Prospe Dail Ct Y S Asking Detona...

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    Yours , Letter IV . Pater , ^ t . 30 . of Sir married , —I am life . mother Boot- of mending four children comes after to , £ 20 less pe than r annum five ; ye and ars we since the now hoop ing inching -cough black . Husband and blu in e the to City pay , the £ 1 * doctor 2 . 0 a-year ' s bill . Yours , Mater Mater , jet j et . . 24 24 ..

    Letter V . , anything Sir , —What you like selfish to offer non . sense men write ! I will marry on Yours , Spinster j et . 39 . Letter VI . , hands Sir , — on Absurd a le talk of thou of marriage a-as . a Can bachelor ' t keep out of Jews one '

    think of anothe coup r ? . year . Letter VII . rs , Swell , jet . 27 . Poverty Sir , — , I & c do . It not is believe true I have Love been flies broug out of ht the up window in Belgravia when , but we , oug though ht to I live have com nothing fortabl , y . u I can is do in the without Guard powder s , and on sur the ely

    footmen ' s hair . Yours , Letter VIII . SWELLE , JET , 21 . for Sir a co , — mic I earn paper five . Maud shillings and a I -week only want by writing a room Social in a cottage Songs to be superlatively happy . Side by side on a sofa all day we do compose as we our do ? little rhymes and are content . Why do not others

    Letter IX Yours . , Youth , jet , 20 . b Sir his , —I e h he ave would met slave Charlie his but life twice at for croquet me . It , is an all d I I know ask . y ey away Yours , Maidenjev . 24 . ,

    Letter X . Sir Flower . —OVEy at yearl button y expenses -hole , 6 d as a -day bachelor ' . ¦ are . _ ¦¦ " :- — . £ s . d . Ess a- . w bouquet eek . and . brilliantine . . , . two . bottles . . 14 . 00 Patent Three hats leather at boots £ 1 is , . at one . pai . r ; per . month . . . -1 3 5 o 3 o o Two Cravats umbrellas and , loves , at £ at 1 4 l s east . , . . . 10 280 0 o

    Tailor ' s bill— g not sent , in . . . . . . . . 060 . ^ 54 1 6 Allowance Clerk's salary from in papa Quarts , per and annum Pints Office . . . . 70 30 o o p o Leaves or about for lodg iSs . ing a-week , keep ! , dress , and cabs . £ 4 . $ 18 6 ' Georg What ina should ' s s I ? be without the flower , brilliantine , & c , ^ & c , in

    eye Yours A , Philosopher of Twenty Years . Letter XI . hai r and , —If camb you ric saw ha Frank ndkerch with ief his Stephanotis would believe and with his me smooth that he is incapable of a bad action . , you It would be a bad action to force me to give up my chignons and flirtation for the horrors

    of of a a nursery nurserv .. , Yours , Letter XII . Georgina , ^ et . 26 . their Sir , healths —Do as ' sake I do . we We neither have a clothe famil , y ed of ucat four e , nor children feed . them For , three and they horses seem , which to thrive I never on the pay dirt . for We . My keep wife a broug is a little m and too

    fon debts d . of dress , but a little whitewash covers a multitude of Yours " , Scamp , jet . 40 . Surely more practical good sense is to be learnt from this ended series than in smoke from the or emigratio columns n of , to amateur the visible epistles swelling which of hav the e Detonator ' s coffers !

    The Maniacs Column; Puzzles For Or, Luna...

    THE MANIACS COLUMN ; PUZZLES FOR or , LUNATICS !

    I. A Will A Homely Scri Do Ptural Fo - R...

    I . A Will A homely scri do ptural fo - r bred country name second ray which first so whole will me express women is the name possess j Of an artist my whose works ; my are widespread as his fame . 2 . To My first ' sec sh o o rt word for male a long m er claim name , As My but whole my for pe Sc r fo pture rme every r non of su e would wondro ay take us for acts , facts .

    Answers To The Puzzles In Our Last.

    ANSWERS TO THE PUZZLES IN OUR LAST .

    1. Manhattan. 2. Coffee. 3. Cataract. 4....

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 22, 1868, page 80, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22081868/page/12/