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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 23rd July 1870, Edition 1 of 1, Page 34, A CURIOUS LETTER,

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    • WHEN THBY QUARREL!
    • sea -sini: spec/a j.i ties.
    • A CURIOUS LETTER,
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      $ 4 THE TOM AH A WK . [ 7 "y ? 23 , t * 7 *

      When Thby Quarrel!

      WHEN THBY QUARREL !

      Any The Paterfamilias Following Ho Who T...

      any Paterfamilias following ho who tel bill is contemp may be la s tu ing died a forei ith adv tour anta ge by present moment : — GASTHOF ZVM DONNERDL 1 TZEN . Rkchxusc a . Moms . Schmith . NUMBRO O . TIIALK Tit at v 1 . . SlLBi c ; r ( J Bolster under a table in garden 3 — Corner of cellar during the action of the 23 rd 5 , — Ditto bower , ditto , during the Battle of Jagersch- 15 — 1 One Bread bottle 22 nd " , Drift 23 rd , kenwasser 24 th " 15 10 — — I Amputation of leg after ihe action of the 25 th 1 — I Share of Ambulance to HofgrHtnmer 12 — Postage of a letter to England 12 — Carrying same through French lines 50 — Share of ransom levied on the 27 th 100 — Hottgie 1 — Service 1 j 8 225 |_ 8 Should , however , the determined British traveller be in no w of which startled we can vouch character we would of the st items ron l advis the e authenticity himif not under Mr . Cook's circula , r protection , to provide gy himself , with a few of the subjoined trifles . He may depend upon it that now things are gone wrong upoti the Continent he will find them hel p out a " complete travelling suit" amazingly : — A A brace five-pou of nd double flask self of gunpowder -acting revolvers . . A dagger and a pint of chloroform . A Hin small ts on pontoon bayonet bridge drill . . Tomlinson ' s " History of Modern Cavalry Movements . A tent ( iron-cased if possible ) . A The flag Al of pine truce tourist . ' s chain armour suit ( as advertised ) . A Prussian officer ' s undress uniform . A French ditto , ditto . Some acquaintance with the kettledrum ; and A RETURN ticket ( express ) . I least Pro have vided the with merit the of above being , cautiousl his little y tri and p , if scientificall exciting , will y con at - ducted . To conclude our task , though we have already given our tences readers that a page may of be a very useful useful conversation if properl book y translated , we add and a few clea sen rly - pronounced : — I s this the way to the rear ? Where is the Commander-in-Chief ? I am not a Prussian . I am not a Frenchman . I am not even an Englishman . I am a disinterested humanitarian . Do not run your bayonet through my lungs . Here is fourpence . Or sixpence . Thank Or a shilling you , . Sir , I have the pleasure of wishing you a very good morning .

      —— — - —-—- Sbk And Sea.—Why Does A Pers...

      —— — - — - — - Sbk and Sea . —Why does a person , in the act of taking a sea ent - erin bath g , a resem Se ( a ) ble c a Bishop being installed?—Because he's applied Thi to "Great a noble Unpaid county magistrate . "—The other for an day affiliation a young order woman for cry the in su p , por when t of suddenly her child , this which great was magnate then amusin asked g the if the Cour child t by were born alive ; and he was not an Irishman either .

      Sea -Sini: Spec/A J.I Ties.

      sea -sini : spec / a j . i ties .

      Thk Place For Aw-Totallers . . . Urn Bay...

      Thk place for Aw-totallers . . . Urn Bay J „ „ Card Billiard -sharpers -sharpers . . . . . l Poole > t ? A . . , , Beef Kurd - s eaters . . . . . . . Sandwich II Vy-inouth . . „ „ Chel Radicals sea Pensioners ... . . . Scar Bright borough on . . „ Incipient Radicals . . Lowc-stoft .

      A Curious Letter,

      A CURIOUS LETTER ,

      Whatever May Be The Upshot Of The Presen...

      Whatever may be the upshot of the present European future war , it to may have not access be to uninteresting a documentwhich to the in historian connection of with the the frenzied state of the Money Market , , is , not without its sigreliable nificance . source We , and have without obtained hesitation possession we give of it it to from the public a most . Mon Chir ( . ramont St . Cloud , July 12 , 1870 . , of are estimate many , by bonds y wi ear s of , you friendshi will keen Uni weigh p , ted con s o wi ecra me th ted your as now I of peculiar am by well the talent intercourse aware , ami you the destinies of our your common country appreciation , France , at consequences this present , moment . To represent correctly the feelings and give expression to the impulses of a great people is the prerogative of Emperors . Such hi is gher the language lessons . of Emperors the throne may . Humanity be husbands , however and fathers , teaches and us the first duties of mart as man take precedence of all , other duties . They are at the same time the most sacred and the most legitimate . Such is the language of the heart . For some time past , though moving steadily forward on that pathway of political promise founded on national justice and mon secured cher b / y )// national c , that I have will , regarded I have not seriousl concealed y the inquietudes from you , de of s this ires F emp rance loyment of ours both . It to has establish become her my conviction on her new that basis she of liberty , and to calm that speculative intellectual agitation Empire which has requires no aim peace but . chaos Without , no peac issue e but my revolution son cannot . enter The into his future rights . The peace of peoples is the comfort of lished Emperors by . the But excitement the securities of external of internal war peace . The are future only of estab my - son , therefore , demands an object for the Eagles of his Grand Uncle . Such is the logic of legitimacy . able You tac wi t ll and , therefore sagacity , mon of yours cht-r , Grawont on which , find 1 have with alway that s admir relied - , an opportunity of forcing this dear France of ours into a more quarrel sacred with cause some occur one as to soon I as would it is possible recommend . Should to no most devout consideration— you the , Rhine . That our Standards your our may victorious iloat upon armies its historic as they towers march , and into that Berlin my son is the may sincere head wish of yours , Mon cher Gramont , Most attached , N . Post Scriptum . —Should your efforts not meet with success mus throug t wait h the her pacific opportuni attitude ty , calml of European y accepting politicians the logic , France of cir- , cumstances .

      Cabine The T. Real Greek W(H)Ine$ !—Excu...

      Cabine The t . Real Greek W ( h ) ine $ !—Excuses of the Athenian sea Tub ? Because be Shore they !— consider Why will it a Frenchmen " self * O / never i" eat wa * /" sh in the , life A agai Joke n , and of the allow PERIOD Macbeth . —Were to be Shakespeare played without to the come ghost to facet scene ious , by acquaintance what unpopular affec measure tionatel would addres an s him intimate ?—Permissive though u Bitl f n , y ^^ . ^

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 23, 1870, page 34, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_23071870/page/12/