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      And Truly Whall We The Are Nations A Gre...

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      January 25, I868.J The Tomahawk, 35

      January 25 , i 868 . j THE TOMAHAWK , 35

      Pat's Rep Ublic ; Or, The Dream And The Reality.

      PAT'S REP UBLIC ; OR , THE DREAM AND THE REALITY .

      Dennis O'Shanessey To Phelim Maguirf. No...

      Dennis O'Shanessey to Phelim Maguirf . No . i . Sure Phelim , my boy , it ' s come at last . Ould Ireland * sfi-ee . his cask The last Lord last aid week Lavetenant ycam , under was — the let bad sobri down luck quay to aisy him of into — pickled was a small shi herrings pped tug off under ; in and a ¦ the Raypublic HP- VBf BPBF ilegant B'BpP' ^ BB > B ^ BP * BB . BBi ^ V- , V thoug disguise BP ^ BF ^ BP ^ pp > ^ V ^ BBb h ^— ^ m which v v of ^ * B BB ^ BP- a ^ ^ P > sack is BB > BBflB- the V BB > ^ ^ BF of Ray BBBBi ^ coals Bpr « p J ^ BVBjT and « . ^ P > ^ BPP ^ Yes which V * BB * flBp b ^ , BjpV B ^ Phelim BBj is ^ ^ b # the VjP ^ Bh , ^ pf we BBpW Public ^ ' re ^ B ^^ ^^ ^ a B ^ p ^

      we have not quite settled ; but holy St . Patrick ! we'll be having as Purp foin le a Emperors government could and make as pretty out of a blood lot of and taxes brass as ever in three your the days blood , the - darlints thirsty Saxon ! Sure is and once won away ' t we from be this happy dainty then garden , —when ¦ ? trifle Won't of the salt praties on the top grow of them in the ? And streets as for ready the boiled taxes , now with the a be land bothered of our with fathers taxes is ? once For more every their boy own will sons hav ' , e who , his own will

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      Dennis O'Shanessey To Phelim Maguirf. No...

      rale honest Irish manner . We are a-going to have a Senate like the ancient Romans ; I can ' t be the Shan-van-vocht , but I intend shaved , being and ordered a senator a jewel , and of a I ' toga ve had , in order the top to reprasint of my head the character properly . Then there ' s going to be a " House of Rep presentatives Bfe ™ ¦ lay —™ ™ A ^ W tricks ^ ^^ ^ ^ P "' ^ BBBi A ^ BV wi " ¦ * , " th ^ BP ^ ^ B where m the BBP ^ « . ^ sacred BBP Bi B * in ^ BBT flB » - ^^ order " . ¦ ¦ !¦> flft trust B ^ ^ Bp BBF ^ ^ Br to " BBP imposed ^ BV ^ make ^ m ^ \ M ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ B" sure ^ on ^ BB A ^ ^ B > ^ B > them ^ BF that ^ ^ BI ^ B | B- BH ^ bH » ^ Bi nobod , all Ba BlM ^ BB ^ BB the ^ ^ B > dBP y ^ BpP' don boys 9 Bp qr ^ » ' ^ BBV t ^ «* ^ « *

      is just going to have seats in the gallery , where they'll reprasint themselves as nate as possible . So you see we are going to be have all equal a voice , and in no the distinctions government of of persons the country , and every , and one a pretty will then loud one all Irishmen too , barrin what * sore voted throat for s and the such Raypublic calamities is to . be Well free , from helped , taxes them , Bl BB and is BBB BBbBP to BB all 1 the ive bloody ¦ bb their ¦ ¦ » « BF Saxons igs and bi and praties the * BB Bi traitors ¦¦ and flV other that BBi

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      I've just been up to the Phanix , and oh Phelim , it ' s just a lovely position soi of ght Shan , there -van ' s - onl Vocht y four able of to the stand candidates , and they for the have proud not but it ' s just one beautiful eye open — between they ' re all them as . prettil And y as cracked for the as broken a lot of heads ould , china . The gentleman with the one eye open is to be the hardl ^ Shan —^ ~ ™ ~ - -BBVBpiBP- - y J van ^ room B > ~^^ ^ - Vocht ^ Bt ^ b B » ^ for Bp ^^ ^ h . the Bjp JB > « B > B ^ His gT bruises ~ | ~ ^ Bi T B J ^ features BbbF * «** " " . V ^ However B > ^ Bk ^^ r * air « B ^ p * B | | ~ a ^ BI , BJ perfect I BBBBh daresay ^ B BM Bl ^ B . ^ pT ^ BB * B . BT p ictur ^ if ^* P he ^ P » , ^ B B | Bpr there sleeps B ^» T flBh ^ b' T I Wm ^ ' s *^

      with his head in a bag of raw beefsteaks he'll be quite praysentcan able foi in g the ht morning any five . in He the ' s jist whole the country boy for —bless the place him . , for They lie self say he of ' by s had his six gintlemanly wives , and violence every one . Well of them may did ould he Ireland aise him be - proud land that of such bore a son ye . ! Dhivil Oh Phelim a policeman , you must or come an exciseman quick to the is , there It i ' s jist to the be BB Home WBBB seen . of b It ' Innocence s a lovely and place the now Paradise —and of no Vartue mistake — .

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      Vox Pumpuli!

      VOX PUMPULI !

      That Noble Regiment, That Band Of Tea-Dr...

      That noble regiment , that band of tea-drinking warriors , very the " deep Havelock ly ) to be Volunteer coming most Corps signall , " seems y to grief ( we regret J The the Colonel fact finds it a most difficult matter to command the spirited ( in who every hail sense him of as the their word chieftain but dram . - If drinking we are ) to bod believe y of soldiers a corre- , question spondent 4 k the to other one of day iB our actuall dail y y went contemporaries so far as to , def b the y his o fficer men to in

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      1 . —Officers Commanding are directed not to shake their " fists a fool at . the " bandsmen , nor to call the regiment they command 2 . —Officers Commanding are directed not to turn up their manner noses at of the their saluting undress flag uniform -staff , nor . to talk in a contemptuous f ace 3 . — " at Officers their drum Commanding Bi b Bl -major b . are directed not to make " an ugly

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  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 25, 1868, page 35, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_25011868/page/3/