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    • THE WEEK.
    • HOW TO USE THE VOLUNTEERS.
    • HOT-WEATHER ZATIN.
    • EASE OF MIJVZ> .
    • SIGJSTOR BABBAGIJVO.
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      32 The Tomahawk. Ijuly 25, 1868.

      32 THE TOMAHAWK . IJuly 25 , 1868 .

      Now Ready, Vol. It. Of The "Tomahawk," H...

      NOW READY , VOL . IT . of the " TOMAHAWK , " Handsomel y Bound , Gilt Edges , Bevelled , Price Ss .

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      London, July 25, 1868.

      LONDON , JULY 25 , 1868 .

      The Week.

      THE WEEK .

      We Understand That The South Middlesex V...

      We understand that the South Middlesex Volunteers are to ^ be known in future as " Rachel ' s Own . " Their crest is to be a Gold bag ( or ) surmounting a Bath { improper ) , and their motto is to be " Beautiful for Ever ! "

      Our Good Friend Punch Evidently Reads Hi...

      Our good friend Punch evidently reads his Tomahawk- devoutly , for he continually produces jokes in his current numbers which have appeared in our pages the week before . Mr . Punch is quite welcome . It would be hard if we could not afford to lend , now and then , to an acquaintance who had lost all his capital .

      The Pent-Up Irritation Of Our Legislator...

      The pent-up irritation of our legislators , hereditary and . elected if some , is Saturday getting too were much at once for them set apart . It would for a be grand much boxing better - match between the Government and Opposition peers and honourable members . It would be a great draw at the Crystal Palace , say with fireworks , and—of course—Mr . Coward on the Grand Organ .

      We Trust That Dr. Forbes Winslow Will No...

      We trust that Dr . Forbes Winslow will not give up his idea of standing for Parliament , in spite of his generous withdrawal before the claims of the Scottish Advocate-General . His professional opinion on the speeches of Mr . Whalley would be invaluable . J oking apart ( and really Mr . Whalley is no joke ) , we want good men in the coming " House , " and Dr . Winslow is unquestionably a good man .

      How To Use The Volunteers.

      HOW TO USE THE VOLUNTEERS .

      (See Cartoon.) The Rough Is Getting Quit...

      ( See Cartoon . ) The Rough is getting quite a bore , And dares to cross the Mayne ! Daily of robberies , a score Of victims now complain .

      If the Police the task refuse , We ve volunteers enough : Though smooth may be the bore they choose , Their aim may be the Rough .

      Duchesse New Song De Gerolstein By The B...

      Duchesse New Song de Gerolstein by the British and Mdlte Lion . Pinette ( dedicated Cancan to the ) . — Grande " How happy could I be with Schneider ! " ( Neither ?)

      Hot-Weather Zatin.

      HOT-WEATHER ZATIN .

      By Our Cool Construer. Pro Vox Bono Pofi...

      BY OUR COOL CONSTRUER . Pro Vox bono Pofi . — Pub A . cry —The for thirst iced ginger which beer drives . man to the tankard . Lex field talio . . —The law of seasons which brings us to the hunting - Par Ex uno pari Dizzy . —Well — . , Bird no . s of If it a feather is J ohn ; P Dizzy arry , he and has his not party his . equal . A * W ^ udi rsicos w alter odi Par — . I dontm ' t care what my *« father m -in -law _ says __ v .

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      Ease Of Mijvz> .

      EASE OF MIJVZ > .

      From How The Very Fact Much That , Indee...

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      Sigjstor Babbagijvo.

      SIGJSTOR BABBAGIJVO .

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  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 25, 1868, page 32, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_25071868/page/4/