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    134 THE TOMAHA WK. [September 26, 1868.

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    a steam With -boat a race and -horse sev...

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    conversa-Leicestere " Alphonse Squarr -Auguste , " What , " I said is that , looking hideous out statue of the in the window centre in of that desert ? " tonneres " Ah sacrrrre " / " growled the faithful fellow , " Milles " " Wh Ah y ! , that my friend statue , what is meant is it that for annoys Napoleon you ? Le " Grand—the victor VitLUi kjm of . Vaterloo v aigixuu ; ! " teethIt is !

    " " No Tis , " too said true I , grinding ! " cried Al my phonse- , Auguste " impossible bursting into " tears . ridicule " These the miserable fame of Eng a great lishmen man erect " when a they statue wish -caricature to turn to into his memory The waiter !" was rihtall over London have I found this monster shameful Vellington desecration when g of , the I see dead him ! e ? i I caricature even feel . pity for that Receive , my dear Redacteur ,

    A kiss upon both cheeks and my distinguished considerations , Jules Canard .

    134 The Tomaha Wk. [September 26, 1868.

    134 THE TOMAHA WK . [ September 26 , 1868 .

    Nowjsr Hill.

    nowjsr hill .

    A Steam With -Boat A Race And -Horse Sev...

    a steam With -boat a race and -horse several alive London at one haunts theatre freel , two scattered express t about rains , at the others , what are we to expect next % Within y what limits Apparentl does the inventive y within , none genius , for of the realism public propose appear to to co have nfine alread itself y ? welcome gone mad anything over mere , however " properties monstrous km * , " , provided will in all onl y probability they ^ have seen 5 Under : CC _ 11 - HO its such ** prototyp JJL ULUl condition ^ JJW e outside UUIOLU of . ^ the house liuuo it . must ^ < a * . hundred xjiuii be 4 , . uj admitted . wUi i . times i . , j . ixj . w * that > Cb a day v * the « c * > jr .

    drama had fallen a upo n evil things times * . The author is gradually be * - has able coming looked only the for on slave its ambitiously frame of the . Should machinist to those any . heights young The p dram icture where atic now Bulwer writ is er valu who and - to Jerrold be done once with have the trod pen , and in these in despair days is fe to el lay that it the down best , let thing him pause He will and find take it f heart ull of . hints Let him and peruse a perfect the follo model wing of prize the piece new . style , 1868 . ,

    Act I . Scene 110071 . . —Knig Omnibuses htsbridge , carriages at Jialf ; cabs -past , foo two t passengers 6 clock in , policemen the after- , dr ^ c , passing and repassing throughout the entire scene . [ Enter Hero a ? id another man . Other Hero . — Man While — I N have ever ti ! me let me unfold a piece of the plot .

    V _ # 1 11 H * XV J . Y X . -TX X ^ l . ll wV Vl is Hero wv a prodigious . —Nay « v , you amou had 4 nt better •¦ of .. sensation hear m it . to while 4 be you got can through . There nrai before Other Man . —Ha , ha ! Sensation 1 I believe you . Know ,

    then omnibuses , that I at am the the real very Knig identical htsbrid individual ge Green ! who times the real \ Curtain descends amidst thunders of applause . Act II . Scene . —The interior of St . Martin ' s Baths and Wash-houses . People worths purchasing of soap ( ext' ti " ° ts * , . d receiving having ho towels t baths , throug buying penny t the - whole < 7 nhn 7 p .. of nfth the a follow fnlJ-nvti ,- * . . a *

    e { Enter Hero and somebody else . be Hero the gentlemen . —Hopeless ' s second to seek class Lad department y Feodora ! here ! This must You Somebody see this han Else dle . . —It It is is — affixed and to to the a r life eal i bath { Poin . ts to handle . ) danger Hero a .: - — head You . are ? Then let me on with the plot , for I see is unavoidable Somebody uixuuiuauxi Else These jl u . — ac Fool are a . i . \~ . ! the lxj . Wh ^ ui St y band j Martin racj 1 cixi y words . ' Baths icil ? Your and ctixvi Wash doom

    ao v ^ . . a ... s o . ~>> uo vv aoll " - houses 4 Hero { . opens — m Great a door 4 * heavens ) , and 1 this then 4 is I a am real lost 4 bath 4 _ ! . Somebody Else { seizing him by the collar and tearing his ticket and closes from door him ) ) . . —In with you : escape is vain { forces him in rious Hero being { fro , who 7 n within are you ) . — 1 Your name ! Say , bold and myste-Somebody kJV / from lU JJiJJV ^ the X ^ X real Else -M—* ± -i * J baths * ± i { I CC laughing * ' **'« EJ fl't'rt' St i : wildly IAS t Martin * l * l 4 >{ V , Jm )— . Who VV l ? S I X . am CtXXJ , the ILl ^ real X ^ CLX

    handle man ) is real boiling water near . { Groans . from ' s-an Hero e , and and this thunders { turns of applatise as cztrtain descends . ) Act III . Scene Visitors . —Umbrella leaving aiid department taking s at ticks South , parasols Kensington , and tcmb Museum rellas . throughout the entire scene . [ E ? zter Hero and a stranger .

    me Hero . There { looking is , then about , reall him y a chance ) . —No one of my seems getting to be on observing with the p lot tar . ts ) { To aitdience ! : ) Know , then , that twenty years ago—Hero Stranger . —And . — why Silence not , miscr ? eant , I will not have this here ! Stranger . —Because sensation is the order of the day , and tain / am descends really Mr a ? . nidst Henry thunders Cole , of C applause . B . { Fligh . ) t # / "Hero as

    cur-Act IV . Scene real fevers . —Long in ward beds R in . and the Fever L . Doctors Hospital . r Real sesfriends people , wi and th o the ther whole people , of ca th tch is scene i ? ig contag . ious diseases , in \ Enter jnotion , Hero du , ring . Hero . —At last I am alone ' . —{ turning )—Ha ! this is not bad in Perhaps the way I m of ig sensation ht now get . No on , a no little . They further can with 't easil the ^ y p beat lot . this { To . audience ) Wellthen 1 twenty [ Enter rn ir Anybody okjaj

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• Citation
  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 26, 1868, page 134, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_26091868/page/10/