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    • BELLA / HORRID A BELLA /
    • A VOID OF ABUSES.
    • CHOPS (TO FOLLOW).
    • HOLIDAY-MAKING EXTRA ORDINARY.
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      A Steam With -Boat A Race And -Horse Sev...

      Author ( suddenly hiding- his book ) . —Great Heavens ! all is over ! they are upon us again . [ Enter Manager applause , Machinist . \ ~ , and Property man - , thunders of Manager ( to Hero ) . —What , you defy me ? You would get erty on man without ) Never these gentlemen ! { points to Machinist and

      Prop . him Hero out . " — ) . I And would what ( groans is more from , I audience , will ! Twenty , and cries years of ago " Turn them Manager , how to end ( to assistants a sensation ) . —To piece your . ( Produces work . We a box will of show real lucifers . Thunders of applause . ) Hero . —Twenty years ago , they would not are M standing anager on ( strikes twenty a tons match of ) . real —Thi gunpowder s is a real . lig ( Thunders ht , and we of

      applause real crash . Manager and destruction lights powder of everything . Proportionate . ) explosion , Voice of Hero ( in the smoke ) . —Have stood this humbug ! Curtain .

      September 26, 1868.] The Tom Ah A Wk. 13...

      September 26 , 1868 . ] THE TOM AH A WK . 135

      Bella / Horrid A Bella /

      BELLA / HORRID A BELLA /

      Correspondent We Have Received S, Which ...

      Correspondent We have received s , which the we most hasten alarming to publish news , from hop , ing our that Forei the gn dreadful calamities to which they point may yet be averted . Hungarian Austria , g Sept entleman . iznd yesterday . —Baron , von said Beust , "You , conversing cannot carve with well an with vonian a blunt population knife . " : it Great is evident alarm , exists that the throug Ch hout ancellor the of Scla the - patriots Empire . contemplates the wholesale execution of Hungarian

      tation Prussia from , the Sept milkmen . lyrd— . of The Berlin King to of -day Prussia . In the received course a depu of his - reply he said , " French butter is good , especially that which sion comes of from France Normand from y . the " Everybod Norman y frontier is preparing . Five for the hundred invathousand yesterday . needle-guns are said to have been manufactured since 1 Paris — - — ^^ — ¦ ^ * ¦ ^^ , j Sept » 1 vy *^ v w . v mm ^ % w rd n » . — . « The ^^ , m ^ ^^ Emperor «¦**¦* «« vm » m ^ ^^^ ^^* a * pai mt -m ^ mm mm d i * v » a mm vvisit w a i ^ a v m to v ^^ v ^ Pau h m % >^ f v ^ fr myester w ^* **^ ¦ * ^^^^ - *

      Two day . and In two addressing ^ make four the . maire The he sun said is , larger " What than is bi the g is moon great . ; animals but the moon ; they is have not wool so large , which as the is also earth useful . Sheep . Oysters are useful are cat shell tribe -fish . , but Cats cod eat -fish mice are , but not . mice The do lion not is eat a larg cats e . beast When of the the sun It snows shines sometimes it is generall in y winter warmer . Water than when when it frozen does not becomes shine . ice The The . I Bourse Bourse will say is is no dreadfullv dreadfull more . " y agitated aeritated ; : Rentes Rentes have have gone erone down down to to

      p Russia 32 lain in prospect that , Ital the y , and Emperor of immediate Turkey intends ; to war issue to . declare an The edict Temps war at against once says forbidding Eng that land it is , in the his sale bath of cat ; to s' meat ask M ; . to Rochefort seize the King to dinner of Prussia j to blow when up he the is forei Rhine with in benzine France collas and ; to to confiscate seize the the Newfoundland property of cod all gners ; fisheries to forbid ' the to make exportation the Queen of French of Spain olives Regent . The of panic France in trade and is universal .

      A Void Of Abuses.

      A VOID OF ABUSES .

      Written At A As Moment To The When All-I...

      written At a moment to the when all-important so much influences is being which said , have discussed lately , been and brought ing subject to bear it woul with d be such deci ill d - e disguised d Indolence alacrity on our on this art engross were we to allow such , a matter to drop without adding our p urgent prowill testations decide against unhesitatingl a continuance y in our f what vour wh reasonable en once the thinkers v have the domineering given earl their y B unbiassed yzantian fatalism attention epoch had completel , when to its y the analysis rotted turgid . the In brutality secret the time springs of of a ° f government , it was generally believed by such consistent

      Written At A As Moment To The When All-I...

      th sages at the as end an unswerving of all things courage sublunary still must retained be fatall on their y approaching pedestals , while such portentous signs appeared to prognosticate a political collapse did before . We us . must We think must now raise as the the standard wise men of of infinity that century , and , with the party cry on our lips of " Develop our tendencies . ' " spring into the breach which determines the proportionate

      inpal tensities pitating of grossness self-confirmation of opinion , and , seize hurling the to still the -warm ground oppor the - tunity to possess the stronghold of abuse . There must be no modification in the primeval mode of proceeding . The flexibility of co-operation must induce the construction of a sounder edifice ; the invariability of our attention must evolve the preinfatuation ferment we , so no much tampering desire . wit Let h improbabilities there , then , be no ; but dally at ing once with idiotic make up individuality your mind , to , if find you out wish the me to aning obtain of the this disruption article . of

      Chops (To Follow).

      CHOPS ( TO FOLLOW ) .

      Men Woman Are Present Is Always . She Wa...

      men Woman are present is always . She wanting is actuall —of y wanting course we now mean to be where man , onl and y when in the Darwinian course of things she has arrived at the complete change she makes her aim she will begin to wanting think she again has to not be got woman the . best Man of then it , and will will be wanting naturall , y and be not found .

      TV -K * never We could have swallowed digest the the chop infernal s of the soup Channel of a . Swiss Inn , but we and Life the is so light from in Boulogne Clapham that have there visions Belgravia of paradise may . rejoice The

      only forei weary gner I met there was an Irishman , who wished me cordially " a Boulong life , and a merry one . " *• Really a Conservative organ is as great a nuisance as an Italian one . Nay ! more so , for the latter does change its tune

      occasionall occasionallv y .. * The great political economist who encourages female suffrage must What meet will with be his wreaths reward of if smiles he brings from hosts them of to grateful the poll women ? But . will they come to that ? Of the two women found grinning at

      the Mill will not one be mistaken , and the other ' s left out altogether ? The Babes in the Wood were consoled for their sad end by The the robin girls ' s of g the ift of present strawberry age leaves would . go But throug they were h any in privations the wood . to be covered with strawberry leaves before they die—but the leaves must come from an earl at least .

      Holiday-Making Extra Ordinary.

      HOLIDAY-MAKING EXTRA ORDINARY .

      Perhaps It Is As Well That Lord Mayo Is ...

      Perhaps it is as well that Lord Mayo is about to seize upon independentl the Governor y -Generalshi of some p administrative of India , for ability he certainl , a fair y possesses share of , common sense , a commodity which appears to be particularly scarce The in last the mail East from just Calcutta now . states that the day of the eclipse of the sun was observed as a close holiday in all the

      Government special offices Order , in and Council commercial . It is difficult business even was to suggest suspended a colour by a - able Lawrence excuse is for not turning the man the to ecli succumb pse day to into the relig Sunday ious . prejudices Sir John of of the the natives sun as a , even feast if of their obligation creed taug ; nor ht can them it to be hold possible an ecli that pse men it was t em wholl ploy y to that suit business the convenience was stopped of European and a s day in Govern wasted -

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 26, 1868, page 135, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_26091868/page/11/