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    ~~ S& tember 26, 1868.] THE TOMAHA WK. 1...

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    AN EDITOR'S COMPLAINT.

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    While you or I Of Get news (spite not of...

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    FOR BECKERS OR WORSE.

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    To the Editor of " The Tomahawk." that S...

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    Rolls down.—The bakers declare the remar...

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    CLERKS OF THE WEATHER.

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    of Those England very , who worth are y ...

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    ~~ S& Tember 26, 1868.] The Tomaha Wk. 1...

    ~~ S & tember 26 , 1868 . ] THE TOMAHA WK . 127

    An Editor's Complaint.

    AN EDITOR'S COMPLAINT .

    While You Or I Of Get News (Spite Not Of...

    While you or I Of Get news ( spite not of one fights iota ) The From Telegraph all the staff , And Finds leaders fish to write fry , Upon the Yarmouth Bloater .

    For Beckers Or Worse.

    FOR BECKERS OR WORSE .

    To The Editor Of " The Tomahawk." That S...

    To the Editor of " The Tomahawk . " that Sir she ,- — has My wife at last has persuade been so d bitten me wit to h accept Miss Becker them in ' s practice theories . household I have given affairs over , superintending into her hands myself the entire onl management y the dressing of the earning general nurture a livelihood of the and babies supporting , and leaving the whole to her establishment the work of . appointment Between you Ut and the tll me Pi , I - have clay not artment thrown up but my am Government supposed

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    and Paddington comparative , myself luxury , four , as children during , the reign of the other , in sex ease of man—namely , myself , the husband ; as yet she has received must comic one shilling be paper looked , which on as g , htpence however an offering , for has of a not charity conundrum appeared rather from than in print a a recom penny , and - pense of the for children literary , who contribution are not . perhaps I have as taken clean entire or attractive charge of as mumps before , , and owing are to now the suffering fact of my under having a sli taken ght attack them on to % the i leads 9 last XMh } ! . niht in their night Xl Jl -to / look

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    Rolls Down.—The Bakers Declare The Remar...

    Rolls down . —The bakers declare the remarks about their pnees are very under-bred .

    Clerks Of The Weather.

    CLERKS OF THE WEATHER .

    Of Those England Very , Who Worth Are Y ...

    of Those England very , who worth are in persons the habit , mostl of keep clergymen ing a dail of the recor Church d of since the seasons made , and point who of , communicating during the warm to the weather public two throug months h the more newspaper , taken editors to letter the writing fact that to let it was us know unusuall that y last hot week , have it once was unusually This time cold , however . , the philosophers go farther than the may mere have announcement been , and proceed of facts to , startling argue from and their incredible long ob as serva they - | j tions entire LXLfiXi ? and CLXXU . experience ^ AjJ ^ lXWilUt of climate that CXJ . CtC the fcJ . it- country Uk it UZlU certainl J' 1 is ^ about CV *^ V- * L 4 . l , to LU hot undergo UXIUV when / lgV the an CJ * XX

    philosop change hers said it was , as . As surely as it was y was cold when they announced every word the they fact utter last ; week but , as we , unfortunatel are bound to y , the take wise for men granted do therefore not all agree , somewh in the at confusing ' minor details to attempt of their to theories arrive at , and any defi is - , to for nite the idea convenience of the what various kind of the of weather public hecies , emp we which are loye have to d look a scientific for for the , we last person have few , fessed days compare half that filled they the do KJKJ not newspapers all prop hold , together and althoug / 1 on Ull some h it must fe XU w VV unimport be con- - ,

    ant 1 VOOWU points l £ XCJ , lr , he ^^ has been X 1 . VJ C C 4 able . J . J . XXVJXVl to deduce lUgV ^ UXV from them V _/ XXXV- the Ullllllj following ^ V / J . t every statement one , of which the hi , if ghl it y does intellectual not contain old gentlemen the precise , is something opinion of very like what they have all agreed must take place : — 1868 . October

    . 15 i . . — — Heavy Great frost fall . of Skating snow . Terribl in the parks e gales . . November . 1 . —Mid-winter . Continuance of the frost . The 5—Thermometer Thames frozen at over 17 I . below ZeroThe coldest

    . . day on record . 19 . —Break rain - . up of the frost . Wind S . W . by S . Heavy 20 . —A hurricane at 2 p . m . December . 1 x . — x Return \ ukui 11 of \ j ± , the 1 xxv * warm w en . xxi . weather vv ^ cttxivd . t 10 Extreme heatThe trees in leaf and

    . — living in the . open air . geraniums 25 . —Christmas mometer Day in the . The shade hottest 102 day . on record—ther-1869 . , , January 1 . — . New Midsummer Day . Strawberries 2 cl . a-pound . February 2— . Harvest

    .. 7 . —Thunderstorms . First rain for eleven weeks . March . 1 . —Six awful hurricanes—every two hours from . 6 a . m . d ( Supposed ue at Michaelmas to be the , 1869 equinoctial . ) gales usually April . 2 «•* . —* Another lllVbllVl break I- / X * * J V - 14 of \ JM . the tllU weather VV V ^ ClbXl ^ X . 26 Intense cold VC up £ / *

    . — . Appearance of winter . May . 1 . —Snow . Thermometer 27 . at noon . June . 25 1 . . — — Co The mmencement very coldest of day the great on record frost . . Thermometer 27 ° below Zero .

    July . r . — Old frozen Mids over ummer . Great ' s day rejoicing . The Straits and international of Dover fair on the ice . Bonfire of Folkestone boats , & c . tolerabl It is unnecessary precisely what to we go further may expect than . this What . We should now we know do without are only the too press glad — to were be addressed it not for on the any existence subject of at editors this dead who concerning season of the the year extraordinary , we should change probably of have climat been e to which the dark our country is to be subjected .

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 26, 1868, page 127, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_26091868/page/3/