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25Q THE TOMAHAWK. [October 26, i86^T~ ~
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THE DICTATOR AND HIS SPEECH.
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Secretary The Emperor ," said the and E ...
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A NICE LAIRD !
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tax but so. Lord to that We pay lie S pr...
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THE ROCKET AND THE STICK. BY THE AUTHOR OF "SHOOTING NIAGARA."
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of testant Arches Wonderful Sees sheepfo...
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ture Mr and . Mat Neglect . Arnold ." [T...
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25q The Tomahawk. [October 26, I86^T~ ~
25 Q THE TOMAHAWK . [ October 26 , i 86 ^ T ~ ~
The Dictator And His Speech.
THE DICTATOR AND HIS SPEECH .
Secretary The Emperor ," Said The And E ...
Secretary The Emperor , " said the and E his mperor Secretary , ' and were write alone as I . shall " Take dictate your . " seat , Mr . The Secretary took his seat . " I am to note this , Sire—? " «« Our spee Master ch , and the the clos Sec e of retary the to Universal ok up his Exposition pen and scratched , " replied the his words Imperial of promise The Ex . -arbiter of Europe watched him , and then , like one uncerthe tain rain of himself Dead , walked leaves were pensivel drifting y across past the on room the coming and looked winter out ' s wind into
. . hard There out was into little the to rain please and spoke a Napoleon . in that—but Napoleon looked " Messieurs . " The Secretary scratched , and the Emperor went on . gates ' * It of is the now great some Hall six of months Universal since Peace we threw . Unlike open the to Romans the world of old the no we , war as it . were But , wh said en all ancient ' enter Rome the portals closed of her our temp Janus le she , * for sheathed we know her sword —and . forthwith Customs her pass sword away . is Modern bared France Her temp gives le the then word is to not close the
. , , temp The le of Secretary Janus . " raised his eyes , and his pen halted ; but the great Dictator was still looking straight out into the rain . So the Secretary continued lowered his . eyes , and the scratching went on again . The Emperor con " summation When I first to day proposed , France to held myself Europe this in project her grasp which . I held sees its France final in mine . " There * PVh « sli « A d - « ^* m _ had a M brok d ml the - V nib a of his m \ m
was a ght pause—the Secretary en * ^ ing finel teemed y-pointed after steel him pen . —but the Emperor heeded it not , and the scratch" I said , ' Men shall worship her . The world shall lie before herthe Words great are golden but the idol outlines of these of latter acts . days What , and I I said will I be did her . hi The gh golden priest . ' ! were were It idol was was of of an blood blood set awful up . . , idol the Then Then , worshi and the the before ppers crowd crowd it adored looked looked we poured , on on and . wondered wondered out I stood our libations - above and and crew the . altar They sick sick . . grew
bayonet and I thoug into ht a for reap a ing season hook I . will I will turn g the ive sword peace , to into France a p , loug . " hshare , the , flowed The on Secretary . took a breath , and might have spoken , but the " speech " was ' * I my gave policy peace to to sow France the seeds —how of nobl discord y , le , t Queretaro they fell declare broadcast ! But over it whirlwind Europe »» ** . ** . A IT *** — there . which T | M 1 VU is a France proverb * l ^ ii . W has < 11 about MU yet J W *» sowing to VV reap «\> M the | y —which wind IT AlJ . V ^ — i ¦ France ¦ S IM ado ^ VV wa has AAtrVU is the yet JVt great to mt \ J
reap The !" Secretary paused and rose . " Sire , " he ventured , but the answer j was He heeded "Silence nothing . " The —yet Emperor went on saw . more meaning in the rain than ever . Jlfa " rs Peace , peace ! ! Do Bah not ! tel Wh l me y the of pcp pros . ee iqe ! of This France folly — my presti Champ ge is on de the wane ! Peace when such things are !—when things much worse may with The come him Emperor ! Rise spoke up ye hurriedl spirits y of , and the First the pen Emp could ire and scarcel answer y ke J e " up
If A L * J . A 4 . X *** . t forg " ive Peace ! When when Ital the y bai turns 'bari c sting Czar ! moves When slowl Austria y to bows the btit East does , as not if Sebastopol " Can I — assist the you Malakoff , Sire had ? " said been th a e myth Secretary ! Peace , hurry when ing toward Prussia s ! " h — is Imperial " It is nothing master , , " had lied broken the Emperor a pane , binding glass . up his wrist with a handkerchief . " I think I must have been talking to myself , Mr . Secretary ing over . " " h I think two , sheets Sire , you of scratched must have been , " rejoined the official ,
hand-In two minutes the fire blazed up a paper little . more brightly as a fire miht speech were tw commenced o sheets of in di good plomatic earnest paper . entrusted to it , and then g , Secretary The Emperor . There turned was much away scratching from the rain for hal , and f an looked hour . If toward what s was his world prepared may for be sure world of one t thing his time —it , will be evei hear . — g the iven truth to the 1 world—the
A Nice Laird !
A NICE LAIRD !
Tax But So. Lord To That We Pay Lie S Pr...
tax but so . Lord to that We pay lie S presume tanley the hopes little tells with that bill us when the , that a help monum he the of additional " e nt the will ye gr penn closed eat be peacemaker e y rected is added A labama o to M , tim r th . e Laird q e income u , " estion to do of - , B vessel irkenhead . If all , for those having far-seeing deserved members so well of of the his House country of , Commons as to build who , the matter cheered , subscribe him when to the proclaim memorial ed , it will pride be worthy he felt for the occasion share . the
The Rocket And The Stick. By The Author Of "Shooting Niagara."
THE ROCKET AND THE STICK . BY THE AUTHOR OF "SHOOTING NIAGARA . "
Of Testant Arches Wonderful Sees Sheepfo...
of testant Arches Wonderful Sees sheepfold , Omni increased potent , ! overwhelming by Is ( I envoys mpotent not an Assembl t , P indisputable iebald Protest y of D ioceses Shepherds any , the Protestation , subservient swannery , thrown exist in to up ) Pro two out is - it not , I say , a glorious Bright Star , a Firmament in Faith ' s Firmament ( country , a Firework church discarded of Fidelity for ? Genuflectory Glorious surety Gehenna for Drowning ) , air-cleaving Believers its among way before God men ' s worshi , and ppers shrieking ; dashing glad tidings hope- of sparks greater round joy to the the hearts worried of the expectantand making man cry out " Rods are in Pickle ( Bishops
Pickling TK ^ For VK-nnN I ) suppose for fXv , the 4-V .. Q . that Ritualists "P ; + i , it ni ; ci is -t b ! 1 " y no means , hazardous to say that Mother * F ' and Church & c , ( & cac c kling ) , waiting on the ferventl bank y with at Ducklings upturned eyes in albs and opened and dalmatics mouths ^ to see the Rocket that would illumine the skies and make the Dark the Plain Heaven , ever -beshone ready to Rubric shout so Ah made ! ( prolonged clear for to generations the end of to Litany come ) , at looked looked for for some some gian giant t Parturition Parturition from from these these Mountains Mountains of of Lawn Lawn . these the , <; f »
mitre and Labour -capped ; ytcn Bishops gfraiien in among consultation lesser ( hills no connection ; Reformation with in Medical , Pains the College seat for of disease Ladies . ! ) I eager consider to put such out Synod the A ( postolic Pan-Ang Fing lican er Panacea and touch for term Protestant to Bat- Stumbling shuffling and -Blocks Mole ) , - blind consummation Mummeries : an reverent Armstrong Desire Gun , a ranks of Hundred of the -Bishop . calibre , ready to make good havoc , and true in the And indeed enemy , the British Bishop ( where his face does not shine with soap h Oliver ) V > / tVI ^/ of VI in the quasi » - * **• - *¦ blessed « - ' * - A humbug * fc *** ¦ A » - ** -t ^^ ) / still WtAAA of 1660 wields II AV ^ AVliJ but m the + , X . t with -y * r _ « crosier mi rf « . \^ k affabl , )& ViJl jm , a not m \ JL \ Sm- trul il VLJL y Jf as € * tj K S / C aint 41 X 11
is ^*^ in the finest lawn ^ . year I incline to call , him the affablest e grace kind ; of polite Priest he will ( especiall find in y p any laying country croquet . An on immense the lawn endowment of his affable his , if Bishopess you consider ) you to it well see him ! He in the is the Orson Saint form Valentine but H of our calendar O Jamaica . I had Committee hoped not ! bi we on g the ones have Banj ) Lordshi to o hear than of in Q the the uashee House Pul , p ; it , of Hullaballoo Call yet for he , , Prelates has evidentl ye had , ears and mor has ( e and shi absurd home pped text himself and and Moses batch an of Ethiop black ) sermons bPand ( where Oboat white oras is translated proved black bhim by
" a , vessel for Predestination . and y . Ordination . of , the , Coloured Race y . " , Savage One can reclaimed ' t help laug after hing thousands at the Ni of gger lucre Bishop subscribed . Evidentl and y millions , the on of ly moral slave or shirt a Christy -fronts M ordered instrel . , one When must Nature be pal predestined pably credulous him to accept be a the delirious absurdity of Black Skin and White Lawn Sleeves in Harmony .
me Cuffee as I sat ' H in omily would beneath draw . tears Roars of inextinguishable Homeric that should laughter resound from to thickest jung my les pew of Central Africa , and sow the germs of hope in the young But the gorilla Rocket ' s breast has . loded : the liht has out : the stick has descended kJ Staff ^ M lL : but * J ( AW , a a ¦* common « Twopenny ¦* - » f Vk / Vil exp rocket 41 T - Jk Half *««* stick A penny L / VJ > l * : T no Stick g Prelate 4 V » smelling WlltViUAUC gone ' s Crosier considerabl % *^^»» : no A ^* w * Pastoral 9-r * - y of -w
—open Brimstone mouth . of Stick Protest falling ant Gobe down -moitche , immutabl . Choking y , in a h Bee im up -line with , into empt the y Drill Resolutions Hear -Serjeant , you , and Prince of C making hurch Prelate Militant him ! sick Hearken . at Your heart , sentries yo with u Archbishop name are of tampered Bishop ! You . with , the ! The Guard Enemy is called is in the out , Camp and the ! Your Watchword Armstrongs is passed are being ! Call spiked yours elves The o D efenders an Article of the in F Corp aith ? oral Y Colenso ou stand ' asid kit , e w hile squabble the sentry about sle eps loss and ¦ stable Macon straw ochie ' s and Forei conceals gn Leg a ion Roman ( anot candle her swarmery in All the kUV Powder O ) , sets Magazine AX light to the
the ¦ aLC The & Ui M . W artyr ailUVV Drill ' s - UliVA Serjeant Crown WV 4 * VWMld a is Worn sadl «* . A y 'VVyXAACVl - wanted out Humbug A VMX in 1 U . XV th e to Anglican be WVrUV shown Ranks * * at » tVg sixpence . M- Is ' * 4 * V then » . a head in the Chamber of Horrors ? Must Smithfield Bonfires end in a M stick y friends like , th perchance is , Disastrous Hope , R mi etro ght grade still , A nnihilate the bott ? om Me of Miscrum the Pulpit ! Nomadic were this : Grief Pan-Ang must lican be its Synod destination ( Pantomimic . Permanent Synonym : Many ) permanent a greatest . show Benefit ¦ this Principle sect , Firmest -riddled Stand Eng j-iiit- f land xmtv ast P wh rmci om ple it were ght desirable be discussed to *^ en ¦ to
strait courag ( j ^ iy yy -waistcoat LXXJIO e with poor u /\ JVi a /* cure ( fcjwwv and snug tviuji soul s oratory ( Physician in , Hanwell fri heal * v **« th ys ) , elf vr ag ) , ainst w and viwu whom R *« Miii itualism /* v w »» ith in . j troubled times . What a work this for our Bishop speakers who are coming J
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ture Mr and . Mat Neglect . Arnold . " [ This is at announcement present hard at is an ork erro writ r i on ng the " Oyster part of Cul the - her compositor Culture , and should lect be . "— Mr Ed . M . ] . A . is hard at work writing " Geist :
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 26, 1867, page 250, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_26101867/page/2/
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