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December 26, 1868.] THE TOMAHA WK. 273
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THE AMATEURS! THE AMATEURS'// By an Ex-A...
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First Study. Amateur Macauley Author Fit...
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HEARTY LAUGHS FOR THE 2$TH/
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to cess Why be ? a Because round must ev...
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THE ECHO OF AN "ECHO."
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. quality Great of e a xpectations new p...
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MATURES GENTLEMEN .
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com The mittee insult of recentl English...
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December 26, 1868.] The Tomaha Wk. 273
December 26 , 1868 . ] THE TOMAHA WK . 273
The Amateurs! The Amateurs'// By An Ex-A...
THE AMATEURS ! THE AMATEURS' // By an Ex-Amateur of Two Feet .
First Study. Amateur Macauley Author Fit...
First Study . Amateur Macauley Author Fitz . -Muddle , the r The new " Papaw " receives its title . met Well for % » , gentlemen , " said Cawley , " you know what we have coffee There , the was liqtter a pause case and here a , box whil of e cigars the s . er After vant he carried had retired round , Cawley " I ' m thinking continued of : — fstarting a papaw , and ., 1 want ydu fellaws to help " Deli me . g " hted , I ' m shaw" said everybody but I . I simply smiled " That , li ' g hted all ri a ght cigar , " said , and Cawley waited , a n o hear then , mor he e . o " oked towards me it shall , as he be obs a ' erved daily . " " the first thing to be considered is whether ness " Or like an . ' Annual' 1 " said Parker , trying hard to look busi" " Or Prefe an r ' ' Ann Annu ual al ? m '" ' self echoed , " said Cawley Rice , . " less bore you know . " ( this " Yars time — ) less Cawley bor . e you know , " replied everybody but I , and dail "Do y . I you ' ve got know a , " cousin said ou ( fellaw host , in " I the think Foreign it had Office better ) , be who a Well says , h ' d buy buy a it penny if it were paper a daily if they , you 'd know bring . " out a new one . " Quite so , " observed everybody , puffing away at their cigars , " think So tha then t point it had was better carried be . a daily . " There " Now , " said a long Cawley pause , " , what and then shall we somebod call it y ? " ( it was Bloomfield " I , I say think , " said ) , began Cawley talking , " don about ' t thi the nk we opera 'd better . settle about ha name ;' ^ ? e What ' ^ a lot d ' yo papaw about usay % the n to pric The e Primrose of flowers } " as for ke the d Parke button r , - " hole and . Flowers * for the button-hole awfullv dear , vou know . Should
like '' "" Or to write * The about Huntsman ' em . " ' s Horn ™ said Rice ; " you might write lkugh ' edited so by . " the late Home Tooke . ' It would make the people " Or call it' The New BradshawJ and have the time of the h train ave s a to whitebait Greenwich dinner in it . the Awfull ' Shi 1 y p u , ' seful you know for fellaws . " going to body * ' Or changi call it ng ' The houses Morning . Save Call a fellaw and g a ive lot the of trouble addresses in leaving of anycfrds ; " ^ ' '¦ i '" * Wlj Well at ^ # the 0 you titles w £ hxak that about have it ? " been asked mentioned Cawley , addressing are scarcel me . general J ;* Dbri enough ' , tybuthinle . You ' The see Huntsman they are all ' s class Horn names , ' * edited . " by the late y Horne Tobke / ratlikw good ?" nti \ ' g * ht pti ; 'find ^ es a ;" » Better ' F ' rep : lied ' For ; instance " very l good , ' what indeed do you ; but say I to think ' The we Hercul " Not # a s ? bad : ideawy yy ,. y ' * ., rep , \ lied \ \ . Cawley ' ' . , scratching on the tablecloth . " Editor Hercules !* " Let ' call it * The Hercules ! " the " new Delighted " papaw / I ' m " ' was shawV to " be saicT called eve . ry " one The , Hercules and so it " . was decided shall " And be the now price comes ?* . the ., ,, ' question . , " , continued [) Cawley , " what mured " "Oh Why , Bloomneld sixpence not-half , - " a sai -cnyyvh ^ Parker ? , H . ^ , ; t ^ £ ; che ap papaws m ' self , " mur" Well , you know , , " faltered Cawley , " my . cousin ( fellaw in the Foreign " Well Office , then ) , " sai said d fte everybody 'd , buyvnew , " * te wh « ' aty y not ' papaw makef ¦¦ !" ifc ' a ' penny ?" " So That that ' s , also all I was think decided , " observed . , Cawley V . " . ina ^ atisfi -- ^ l ' Itone y .. * . I don " ' M t think y , gop we 4 . ' fellow ve got , " anything I cried , els " how < e , to' a 4 $ e out £ ide ;\ . he " ., qflic & tjie Hate , — of . ' everything publication i , " the ^ advertisemehts , tnleadvertising ; theMn ; , fact , " Oh ! you'll see to all that like a good fellaw . You know
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I ' m the editaw , and of course I can ' t attend to those kind of thi And ngs ! with " this speech Cawley changed the conversation . How So the to task me was was carried entrusted out shall production be told at a future The Hercules time . ,
Hearty Laughs For The 2$Th/
HEARTY LAUGHS FOR THE 2 $ TH /
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to cess Why be ? a Because round must everything of applause every time . at the there Holborn is any clapping Circus turn there out is a sure suc-The greatest number of people in reduced circumstances are to Metropolitan be met with , for dail eve y — offic on i what al along line ? Give doing it duty up ? below On the his proper station ! A THOROUGHLY BAD CHRISTMAS JOKE . —How will H . R . H . the with Prince the sauces of Wales of the Nile flavour J his roast beef this year ? Why , be No had w , FOR where IT ? then At ! the —The new [ coldest Gaiety fun Theatre this Christmas —and wh is y to ? { Beca Escumoteur use if one ) / / es there , ' one is in for the Esquimaux-tour
The Echo Of An "Echo."
THE ECHO OF AN " ECHO . "
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. quality Great of e a xpectations new paper were called the med Echo both , which of the was qua sp ntity lendidl and y advertised long before its appearance . Its size and substance fo are rmed so o dismall f them y , that at v when ariance the with news- the boys antici run patio along n the nat streets urally crying out lustily , " The Echo / the Echo / " those who buy it ne for ver the first it ti a m second e echo , time " O— , and h I" that upon seeing shall it soon . It is e said another they illustration being vox et of firceterea " Echo nil in . vocem ? the news-boys' occupation
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MATURES GENTLEMEN .
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com The mittee insult of recentl English y offered workin to g men the American willwe tru Minister sthave by a quainted roug effect hly . It representative with is not the reasonable ordinary Committee usage , of co s u of of Society , the to imagine , kind , or u should nderstand that , be a th ac o - - h b of a e That havi d place to ou do Mr r to . r Reverdy say em gentle a that rkabl m Johnson en Mr y snobbish , . an Robert d , representing e thing re Coningsb fore . as ou y , h it e s d mouth e oe si s m p -piece l great y out , a ccept ire , an shou inv ld itatio in n from offic a par c ce apa l of city nobodi have e conde s , spe scen aks ded highly to ordeal for his , however determination disagreeable to spare , that no m pains ight in , or any shri way nk consolidate from any the States good and feeling this country now happil . We can springing only tr u u st between that he w the ill l United et this exceptional Englishmen bit serve of to low set breeding off , in a on still the stronger part of li a few , the ignorant really elsewhere genuine welcome . He was and kind true enough British to hospitality say something he has experienced of the sort in hispublic reply to the letter informing him of the vulgarity have to every which ^ done official we so . h act ave since referred his ; arrival and it is amongst only in us keeping that he with should his
represents All honour . , then , to Mr . Reverdy Johnson , and the spirit he nence As to to the address conduct him of the it has " Committee merelfurnished " that had another the imperti addi - - tional more and weapon more for opposed the hands , to the of those bore of y who the are age graduall . The working y getting - he rftan was proper supposed has to had be a up good to the deal average to answer in British for lately ideas , but of the yet if duties he asked of host him , and to his likel table y enoug . However h to give , the a man fact a turns decent out dinner quite to the contrary . A Polynesian savage seems to have better manners .
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 26, 1868, page 273, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_26121868/page/3/
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