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February 27, 1869.3 TUB TOMAHA WK. 95
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"DROPPED AMONG TUB PRIGS." A 2VOFEZ OF J...
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(1) They do indeed, and the infamous dir...
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CHAPTER XV. FERDY FINDS A CORKSCREW. (2)...
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stamp (1) Quite of that true demon , esp...
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February 27, 1869.3 Tub Tomaha Wk. 95
February 27 , 1869 . 3 TUB TOMAHA WK . 95
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" DROPPED AMONG TUB PRIGS . " A 2 VOFEZ OF JPRIN'CIPLB . ( N . B . —Not taken from Britannia . )
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% \ t Ig rjJiSjrlffjjttje . A Legacy with a Vengeance . CHAPTER XIV . IN WHICH LADY RIZZIO DOES NOT COME DOWN TO BREAKFAST . Alas My ! lad alas y kept ! it came her room to pass , Wit The h g deathwatch loomy tick , sounds in a shad her y nick doom , . " Ditties of Death , " by an Ex-M . F . H . Morning breaks . hit Heart hard s break h . . So do banks ( 1 ) , so do heads—when they are The first enoug to join the morning was the cook . red She low opened on her the face shutt . ers , —a second Aurora , with a decided " Just g my luck / ' she muttered , " the sun a shining away as if there The weren sun is ' t thoughtless no kitchen fire ; he nor has no too hot much plates to to do stew to over think . " of about every In ca the me y ' s Jane comfort John , Susan . Thomas , and . , last of all , very white and pufify " " Ah Lawks , Jan eyes , J e , ohn you , , you would do not look talk fishy like , " say that s Jane if you . knew what we found in the cellar last night . " " Oh rat ! What j it , J ohn % do tell us ! was it a rat ?"
" A young man was ? " asked . Susan with a giggle . " Well , I don ' t know whether he was young or no . All I know You he see was he dead had a / ' rep ht lied to John be sulk Thomas y : he , was sulkil sole y . proprietor , sensatio at least n is ( , 2 as ) , and far as somehow that company or other - was the concerned great sensation , of a great had not gone ' ofT as well as he expected . and But lea he nt was up against rewarded one now another . Every . body turned a dirty white as dead Yes , " as continues I ever seed John , getting one , and a little , what more ' s more genial , he , was " he mu was rdered !" had Great got loos sensation e , there . could If all not the have blackbeetles been greater ( 3 ) in consternation Christendom . " " How How ? ? " Wh asked y , with Jane a , breathlessl corkscrew y , . screwed right into the top of Ge his neral spynal faint vertybreeze . . " more Leave refin we ed the ions regions of the of breakfast the kitchen -room , let . us mount to the Enter Flossy Ferd and reg in Eliza a , pale , velvet subdue suit d ., . eating toast in sippets . y gorgeous of " the Oh golden J Mr . hair Ferdy and , have banj you o . heard the news ? " asks Flossy " " Tell No , but us about I ' ve seen the g a host ghost . " . " " No , tell me the news . "
(1) They Do Indeed, And The Infamous Dir...
( 1 ) They do indeed , and the infamous directors reap the profits . holder Hitherto . The Major time B . come only when been he a shareholder will be a director —a confiding . sharemarkable ( 2 ) This sensations reminds may Major which B . are that certain he is the to inventor make the of fortune two mos of t retheatre need apply . Manage . rs , may be liberally treated with . P . S . —No Irish any , got ( 3 a ) certain Major B cure ., w for hose black resources beetles ar . e bo It u is ndless very simple his , in forma nd co t n sists , has in killing must comp all the letel black y exterminate beetles them before . they breed ; which in a short time
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and They the bod tell him in the . It next discomposes room ! him . A murdered man ! Ferdshudde y redand waved his scented cambric in front of his nose y . , " " I But intend your to ghost publish story it . ? " I asked cannot Flossy tell it . gratis . " " " Done Oh , you ! th stingy at ' s a wretch penny more ! I'll than give you I sho twopence uld have . " got for it in my was fashionable just going journal to tell . " the story , when Eliza rose up and said " Lady in a stately Rizzio voice is very : — unwell—in bed . She has got the tic very The badl tic y ! . I Poor must Lad send Rizzio for the ! doctor She . " had ht it of the clock . y caug no , it never does not does do , reader at all . ( i dear ) , to play with old Father Time ; John " Good Thomas ' eavens was , if ' taint looking two at hours his watch slow . ! And yet I set it by the all clock last night . I remember it well . " Ruth But Rizzio the watch had got was the two tic hours ! wrong for all that , and Lady
Chapter Xv. Ferdy Finds A Corkscrew. (2)...
CHAPTER XV . FERDY FINDS A CORKSCREW . ( 2 ) I ' ve got it . Sir Walter Scott ( Waverley Novels ) . Ferdy wandered forth into the garden with a cigarette . He Presentl was thinking came . the butler . " The Would butler y you up was mind a good letting butler me look —first at rate the cellar ; not young ?" . No ; butlers fact , of a should good not vint be -age young . ( 3 ) ; they should be of some age—in cellar Flossy He . was As and civil they Leopold . passed He took . the Master pigeon- Ferdy house they at once heard towards voices . the " You will meet me ?" " " Well Like , ? yes Oh , if , you Flo like ssy . " i You know I worship your very chi gnon You . " silly boy ! Be it so , then . At the dairy at four . " showed Ferdy hi passed m where on IT . was They found were . in the cellar . The butler " Ah , no ! , he he had had not not got ; h at e the was thirty only -four in . " " 24 s . per dozen , bottl That es ' returned s lucky , " bin Fe . rdy stooped down and picked up something . What ? A He silver reads corks it with crew the case , and in which on it his a name lass . is not stuck . eye g w hearty a " Bra som , vo you e , Ferdy read want y , you to that shut want ' s the that a banking ticket young fo account r spooney soup , . you ( 4 ) snob want Go up it a , , new you my dress suit , you want a yacht , you want some cigarettes , you want And a m whistling oor , and gentl a few y tooth to hi picks mself . a This n air will ou do t of it . " Robert the Devil t Ferdy sauntered off to the Baronet ' s private room .
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stamp ( 1 ) Quite of that true demon , especiall of oppression y if limited , the to three Inland or R four evenue months Office , and , is the set on it . not ( 2 to ) The shake Maj the or wine can . recommend his own patent safety one , warranted ( 3 ) This pleasant jest has caused many a hearty laugh—long ago , he when used to M get ajor up ' earl hair y and was his curl heart y and was never always streaked so gay . with Oh , grey Temp , when lars ! Oh , Maories ! Tempus tintax rarerum . Rare rum it used to be , at the convivial ( 4 ) May meetin one g who at the has " Three himself Pots known . " the ups and clowns of the world to aid , the poor hunting and field miserable and the , may Clare this market pillar , of and integrity who is draw ever a prone tten-Tickets tion to his ( three " E basins quitable once Universal a week ) Pentonville , is ., to be had Pauper solel y 01 p Major Kitchen B . ?"
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 27, 1869, page 95, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_27021869/page/11/
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