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9 8 THE TOMAHA WK. [February 27, 1869.
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Advice An Interesting to those Principal...
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No. I.—Pluck. (By The Author Ofhis'n, Ca...
I ' ve spelt by good cochineal intentions with . two — e ' s ; but bad spelling is made Indistarchand cochineal—Say go , only I ' m , your valentine . There . I don ' t know about the poetry , but the sentiment me is all at the there back . If our college college governess at this hour , Miss , I Brix should , cau most ght damp likely , but be rusticated go and leave ; as this it is at , Aniline I shall ' s not door wait . Before in the I go does , however not seem , I to shoul be d here like . to Nev ask er mind Bob , what that will is love keep . . He [ Exit . Enter opposite , Bob Points , tvith a milk-jug . Bob ( coming , and , - finding towards the fiumjS commons )— . I had short asked , I came one out or to two add men to the to limited this is 1 portion Show of us milk ever left so little by the of the gyp . milk How of human like Society kind-• ness water and ! Leave we pump well alone cold . water \ He takes on it off . [ He and pumps . \ ~ and No and leaves buy them the on rich pump cream \ . ~ itself I will . creep out cap past the gown porter As fie goes , enter Aniline Dighe . Silence for a time . Aniline . —Mr . Points . Bob . —Call me Bob . Aniline . —Mr . Bob Points . Aniline Bob . —Plain . —How Bob , is it beseech , Mr . Points , you , , Miss that I Dighe find . you out at night Bob . with —I was a jug going —like to a fetch nightingale the milk 1 for my tea . Aniline Bob . —We . — are O ! not let me at school fetch it now with , but you at colleere . . I am not sure
whether the authorities . Aniline . —Say no more ; I will go with you . [ The moon co ? nes Bob . —Does . ] it not make you feel good to look at our shadows ? Aniline . —Truly it does . I wonder why shadows are given us ? Bob . —That is only . known to artists , lovers , and Professor Anili Bob . Pepper — ne And . — . See now ! like We two are now convicts together in a — prison and now , the apart jug ! unites us . Aniline Bob . —We . — understand That compl each etes the other pitcher , Aniline , does ? it not ? Aniline Bob . —Then . —Bob call is me not Tizzy half , shor love . t enoug { They h . go out together' , gently . Enter Beau . Beau . —What did I hear about jug ? First catch your hare !—M Sweet valentine Aniline . , y Charming , charming ! I think I said that before . [ Sees pump pump . ] " handle Stay ^ , there Bob is , my Bob boy . — I may What ask is him love now ? . [ Pumps [ Takes . ] the eyes Your An outpouring . food heart It makes of is too love , a me full gushing ; feel , and I know inclined my . . particular It Wh brings to sing don the . dish ' Music water you is answer Handel , to your is . Handel , Bob , stick to that . Bless you I hter Bob and Aniline , running . Beau starts back . Beau Bob . — . — Beau Ha , I my what boy is , this the 1 proctors My Aniline are out the — where ms of can ano we ther fly to ? Beau together I . will —Don co . me ' Mi to alarmed ss Dig succour he , — Bob [ takes , . my pump boy , handle I ' m fly ]— , and trust to 'll me fly , B Bob e \ u . — . — I Their hear the bark bull your is - on dogs the ! shore . Follow me to my rooms . Aniline . —I will fly with you . Bob drops on his knee to Aniline , Beau drops on his knee to pump . Curtain . Act IV . THE DENOUEMENT . —PERSPIRATION . A drawing-room full of furniture , a piano , & = c . Aniline . —What a lovely apartment , so homelike and snug !
I over wish . I I have could passed find a the seat ni without ght on the knocking sofa , while everything those two brave hearts kept guard outside in the passage . Here they come . Enter Beau . Beau . —I feel so young , Miss Dighe , when I see you . Aniline Points . — ? Do not flatter me , Mr . Methusaleh . Where is Mr . Beau tion . — . Bob We has all gone have down to to pass it sooner his post or later -mortem . examina-Aniline Beau ( sitting . —May - atpiano all good ) . — angel Sweet pass s hel thought p him ! through Nice girl it ! . Are you afraid loon " slowl of lightning y . ) , Miss Dighe ? { Plays " Up in a Bal-Aniline Beau . — . She —Afraid likes thunder ? Oh no . ; ( Plays I like bass thunder deep . . ) Anili flash ne . , — a When roll of two thunder symp — athetic the love clouds of the approach storms . there is a Anili Beau . ne — . She —Certainly is splendid not . You Miss know Dighe Bob , let is me away say . Aniline . Beau . —She calls him Bob . Do not call him Bob . Aniline . —This is ridiculous ; doubly—trebly so . ( Beauf > lays treble . ) Enter Bob . Aniline Beau . — . Trebly —At last so . I Oh Bass joy deceiver ! What 1 news ? Bob . —Plucked again . After all , what is a degree , more or less ? Aniline arms . — . ) Plucked ! then I am yours . (/ Tails into Bob ' s Beau refused ( starting Aniline up behind piano valentine ) . —This is too much with for me at ;
the creep failure ing by on ; and my , whereas best my friend I felt , I — scarcel feel overcome old y more age than creep gnet forty ing , , I am you now go going before graduall honesty y below ( Sinks piano out . of O sigh age t . ) ! age ! why Bob . and —M will y dear yet come irl , I will out wooden go in again spoon and . again for my degree , Aniline fork . — out May . we spoon for ever , dear ! The Governor will Beau comes from piano an old man in white hair , &* c . Beau . —I take find kindl I no longer to dra wrinkles w , so have and given hair up . painting I have , now been write good for you so y a little blank my during cheque my which silly existence grey you can that fill up I will on your hundre wedding d seventeen day to and any a amount . under three million four penny Bob . well —M as y own I . Aniline ! Beau , you ' re a good plucked one as Beau presence . —I will . not You stay are here in longer my rooms to disturb ; keep you them with , and my hated bless you youth ; but and I the would frivolities say before of my I old go that age are the not errors my of fault my . paint I never , pearl knew -powder a mother , and ' puerilities care , and , which have otherwis fallen int e I Bob . should —I have have often despised thought . as I am much an . orphan . Aniline have . — treated We did you not as know such . this Pray , Mr live . M'Thuselar with us , , or would make yourself at home ! Bob . Plu —That ck ? being settled , let me once more ask—What is Tableau Bob , Aniline , Beau . End . Burlesqui For one short ng Colleg hour e life have instead playe of School the fool ; , And There shown Robertson what genius has met does his u when sual luck back , 'd by Pluck . Curtain .
9 8 The Tomaha Wk. [February 27, 1869.
9 8 THE TOMAHA WK . [ February 27 , 1869 .
Advice An Interesting To Those Principal...
Advice An Interesting to those Principality about to . — go The to County Law . — Court First . ask yourself this question : " Are you morally in the right ? " If the to win an . swer is * ' No , " go to law by all means , you'll be certain
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 27, 1869, page 98, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_27021869/page/14/
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