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    • SONGS FOR SULTANS.
    • THE BELGIANS IN ENGLAND.
    • LADY GRUNDY ON THE HORSE GUARDS.
    • BIS DAT QUI CITO DAT.
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      ^ ~ J^ Yj 27, 1867.3 The Tomahawk. 135

      ^ ~ j ^ yj 27 , 1867 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 135

      Songs For Sultans.

      SONGS FOR SULTANS .

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      And tho' the Turkish loans are at The A interest discount is , as paid we whene know , ' er The Sultan ' s out on show . This again is from the warlike and powerful " Ode of the S Osmanlis : "—

      j i For Sing Wimbledon four a song -and of -twenty is sixpence nigh black ; , men ! Volunteers will fly . I When the clouds were opened The rain began to sing , Wasn ' t that a fine review

      B V ^^~^^ ^ B 1 ^ B ^ W ^^ ^ V " BB ^ V ^ V V ^ " ~ ^ F" ^ V ^^ ^* ^ B- ^ BB » ^ Bf ^ BB— * ^^ ^ B » V W To set before a king ? Then comes an effusion in a more tender strain : — Whene ' er I take my walks abroad How many fools I see Waiting to see the Sultan , though

      They never notice me . Not Yet more he has than got others much he more deserves ; , For While he is I blessed ' m a bachelor with fifty . wives , Perhaps , however , " The Apotheosis of the Paynira " is the most effective . The following is the concluding stanza : —

      When Both the his lily-vite ran Whalley down vith heard vater the news , Says he Mahomet eyes , I approve , ; Since the Turk has got the garter . So And he got converted vine at and a vater Turkish bath , And there gave vas up an end of the Protestant ; faith Of its moke , and of the order of the garter . ,

      The Belgians In England.

      THE BELGIANS IN ENGLAND .

      To We Have Unders Extended Tand, The Tha...

      to have unders extended tand , the that time had the of their Belgian stay Volunteers in England been another able mittee week , , they to the would following have entertainments been invited , , by in the addition Reception to the Com Balls - given at the Alhambra , Crernorne , & c .: — Monday—Visit to the Judge and Jury Society , Leicester Square .

      Tuesday—Bal Masque at the Holborn Casino . Wednesday—Grand F 6 te de JVuit at Caldwell ' s . Thursday—Supper Dansante at the Argyle Rooms . Friday —Court Ball at the Eagle , City Road . Saturday—Early D & Je & ner at the California . Sunday—Midnight Promenade in the Haymarket .

      Matic Shocking Fete A Bottle Usury Of .—...

      matic Shocking Fete a bottle Usury of . — scent The for young fifty lady sovereigns who sold to at the the Viceroy Draof Egypt , confidentially tells us that she madeygtfy per scent by the bargain .

      Lady Grundy On The Horse Guards.

      LADY GRUNDY ON THE HORSE GUARDS .

      Again "Before , " I Must I Close Tell Yo...

      again "Before , " I must I close tell you this that letter I think " we quote the papers our dear are Lady very Grundy useful . far You off know those I hav unprinci e been pled staying barracks at Prince at Kni 's ght Gate sbridge , which , and is I not see know yesterday the papers it is , shameful and have there taken ; were I them took a knot Topsy up . of Well tall into , creatures my the dear park , looking and for do a w like you alk flamingos less legs . standing They were about far with too tall their for flaunting me to see uniforms what and they use re- - like like sembled Tennyson l ennyson in features '' s s scented scented , but bulls bulls they — — were no no . redolent I I think think he he of talks talks cheap abou abou perfumes t t curled curled ,

      sill in And Hibernian their y servant you manl would bulls -maids ch , never but ests gap it and believe ' s ing all read round the it , same to my them , rob dear — , worshi you their , but know mistresses pp there ing what the were padding I for mean poor the . honour of a walk y in the park or y a talk over their own area-rails . flies I felt away I should from like the to hollow have flames had the and courage whisper to pull in their those ears poor — you ( Life stay Guards flutteri indeed ng round ! they th 'll at be red your cloth death any you longer sill ) . y husseys Pah ! call , if for nursery themselves them -maids . Now soldiers and , I appeal , female and they to vanity my are , country besides living on women what the the wages and country Mr of . weak pays Disraeli . Can ¦ they be of use l ^ to one \/ lAV ? Royalty Jl % V / does not

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      Bis Dat Qui Cito Dat.

      BIS DAT QUI CITO DAT .

      Been The Practised Economy So Of Success...

      been The practised economy so of successfull that valuable y in some commodity recent , state Time ceremonials , which has must commend itself to every prudent mind . We may shortly , and hope Deputations to see the Telegrap may flash h broug their ht congratulations into play in these , and matters Lord , Mayors spin out their pompous harangues along the electric wire * * w <^ B - ^ V . V The ^^ w ^ w ^ v - ^^ - ^ idea m ^ v ^ - ^^ ™ ^ of - *^ ^ B investing ^ v ^ ^ V ~^^ ^^ T ^ m W ^ B ^ B H ^ h the ^ V ^—^ ^ BV ^ Sultan ^^ ^ V * ^ P ^ B ^ BJ ^ B ^ B with W V ^ B ^ B < ^ B 1 ^ B * the ^ p * ¦ BB ^ V Garter ^ B « ^ BIB ^ ^ B > BJ ^^ P * B 1 on ^^ ^ ^*

      board novel and the Queen pleasing ' s . yacht But , whilst could not it was the blowing next Foreign hard , was Monarch both on The whom Emperor this honour Theodoru is conferred s , who has , be already decorated received by Telegrap so many h 1 marks not , by of the Eng honour land ' . s favo If » our r , would suggestion be highl is y adopted gratified , , the we doubt Telegrams might take the following form : — Queen Victoria to the Emperor Theodorus .

      2 (^ J ~ ' ^ ^^ — — ^ " ^ — ^ " ^ r BT" B ^^ B 7 VT P V »^ BVBB 4 BT W V W ^ m * mr W J * ' r BB B ~ BP B ^ BB- BT BT V V » » —» W Garter Dear . Theodorus , —Be a good boy , and you shall have the ( 2 . ) The Emperor Theodorus to Queen Victoria . leg Dear to put Victoria it on . , —All right . Look sharp , or shan ' t have a Queen Victoria to the ( 3- ) Emperor Theodorus .

      I send the Garter by next post . Consider yourself invested . The Emperor Theodorus ( 40 to Queen Victoria . I do . Thank you . Abyssinia By the . way Never though mind , , at though present no , there doubt we is no shall telegrap soon h send to out an army of navvies to make one if Theodorus wishes it .

      There Can Be No Question That The Letter...

      There can be no question that the letter-carriers are an illused post . body , for they are continually being driven from pillar to

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 27, 1867, page 135, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_27071867/page/3/