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      214 The Tomaha Wk. {May 28, 1870.

      214 THE TOMAHA WK . { May 28 , 1870 .

      Tjete Kindest Cut Of All.

      TJETE KINDEST CUT OF ALL .

      Not The Appeared Marquis In Townshend A ...

      not The appeared Marquis in Townshend a Police Court , whose for name three , strange or four to weeks say , has has apparently , given the whole of his time to legislation , for he , has , introduced into the House of Lords a Bill providing for the better protection of people generally by making it an offence to use a birch rod to persons over the age of sixteen years . Although we quite agree with Lord Townshend that it is inadvisable think that to birch an Act peop of le Parliamen over sixteen t is years of age to , enforce we cannot the point . A stout lad of seventeen would necessary probably be a match for anyone who attempted to administer to him a beating , and matters self getting would soundl probabl y thrashed y right themselves . Lord Townshend b y the thrasher has him also - brought forward a bill making it penal to throw orange peel on the pavement , for niaid servants to get outside windows to clean them , and for flower pots to be stood on window sills to the danger of the heads of the passers-by . This is all very philanthropic and praiseworthy on his Lordship ' s part ; but why does he not perform his self-imposed task thoroughly . If his mission is to abolish ' nuisances he should begin by himself retiring into private life .

      Our Bookmarker .

      OUR BOOKMARKER .

      The Pisto?I Process Of Freezing, &R"C. (...

      The Pisto ? i Process of Freezing , & r"c . ( Ash ' s Patents . ) J 3 y H . Clarke Ash . Published by the Piston Freezing Machine and Ice Company , 314 and 315 Oxford street , London . This column is usually devoted to works of literature pur et simple j but on occasions , alas ! too few , we cannot refrain from noticing books having to do with the sister sciences . Mr . Clarke Ash has proved himself , by the elegantly-bound volume before us He , a is benefactor the author of and his inventor species . of We a new say system this in of all refr earnestness igeration . a system which is as infinitely preferable to all other systems as , the sun is more brilliant than any number pf farthing rushli author ghts . tells This us is not a n onl -ice y book how to in congeal more senses liquids than in a f ew , minu for the tes to in the the solidity way in of which the best we should Wenham go Lake when ice we , but are he instructs desirous us pf revelling in the pleasures only derivable from Nesselrode pudthe ding invention , or the dai of nty Ash delight ' s Patent s of Piston Putich a Freezing la romatn Machine . Seriousl is of y , vast importance . Many a life has been saved by the speedy app duce lication ice at a of few ice moments to the head ' notice ; and must any be machine hailed that with can deli pro ght - by of his every suffering thinking fellow man creature who has s , at as he heart should . What have an , the ordinary welfare machine takes an hour in effecting is accomplished by Mr . Clarke Ash ' s excellent invention in a couple of minutes . After this can we feel surprised that the merits of his excellent invention have been recognised by the juries of the principal International Exhibitions that have been held during the last twenty years Europe , as ? well The as book by the before princi us pal is governments scientific without and nobility being te of - much dious , as and a pr litterateur oves that as Mr an . Clarke inventor Ash . might hope to shine as To be guilty of a good-natured pun , when the leaves proceed from an Ash , we shall always be happy to welcome new chips from so eooda block ( may we say of ice ?) .

      A Catalogue Of Designs Bond . Street Mr....

      A Catalogue of Designs Bond . street Mr . Streeter London . , 37 Conduit Street , is nicel Generally bound . the In least this that instance can , however be said of the binding book is ca that nnot it be the said refined y to be taste of o secondary f the auth importance or whose , desi , for , it are is an iven earnest within of . Of coursethe , work itself is simply an advertisement gns g , but of advertisements , it is certainly the most acceptable and legitimate possesses which has another ever come speciality under , our it is noti useful ce . ; Moreover for the designs , the book of jewellery are well suited f or the purpose for which they appear the to be trouble intended of , pay namel ing y Mr , selecting . Streeter an a article personal without visit , and being as a crowning recommendation the articles , of which the designs it before are is g readable iven stated , are , most we decidedl can elegantl affirm y cheap y that got . together The it fulfils little , its and work mission if we is , as cannot which we have say is an honest mission , , and deserves success . ,

      " Durst Take The Dust Ha /"

      " DURST TAKE THE DUST HA /"

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      who everyone IT have is a of favourite well us - must known meerschaum return thing to , unhappil our pipes native very y , that clay often or sooner dust do return . or Those later to remark their favourite will equall clay y before apply , as quitting regards thi dust s world , to those ; and who the go same to the the national Derby . holiday If there ( always is one little excepting drawback the to drawback the pleasure of back s of - ing the wrong horse ) , we must ascribe that evil as the dust of the our road champagne . It choke , and s makes us on our war way upon to the the lobster course salad , mixes . It with is as ubiquitous as a sheriff ' s officer , or , to give a more familiar Anyone example who ( we trust can fi ) , g the ht and Tomahawk thwart this on enemy the eve to of merry the -making Derb y * humanity deserves well of his country : his name should be coupled with hearty toasts drank in " Badminton " and " Moselle , " blessings upon his head should be invoked ere a morsel of pate defoie gras is consumed or a plate of pottlet a la mayonaise is sent forth to hungry lunchers . The hour generally produces occasion in the this man instance and , as . usual Messrs , the . D hour . Nicoll has and been Co equal . the to well the - known inventors of half the improvements in dress , that this with century a facetiousness has produced redolent , have orig of inated Derb a humour coat , v / hich christened they have the , Derby Dust ha , which certainly will prove y a shield , from the resembling unpleasant in atoms texture pf rather the road the . gossamer It is a wings . very of small Queen article Mab , than the heavy , uncouth garments so intimately associated with the worst features of the nineteenth century . It weighs be little more more accurate than two of several ounces , Tpeautjfui arid is of colours a beautiful ; for colour the Messrs , or , to . D . Nicoll and Cp . , are fori 4 of giving the public their choice , and and other have delicate consequentl hues y . provide In conclusion 4 Dust ha as ' s we of are mauve on , the fawn eve , rhym of the e , which Derby , we we dedicate finish our to the little beautiful notice , daug with hters a pretty pf England little , suggesting that they should repeat it to their mothers on the first of June : — Yes Have , I the reall Derby y must Dust , ma , ha \

      A Ca Utto2st To Correspondents.

      A CA UTTO 2 ST TO CORRESPONDENTS .

      The Paris Correspondent Of The Daily Tel...

      The Paris correspondent of the Daily Telegraph has certainly founded a school of His own , and his followers are numerous . Tale-telling is scarcely what we should take to be the proper stock contents of a Paris ietter in a London daily paper ; but when the tales are readable and Jively they pass muster . The Echo the following Paris correspondent paragraph which , however we extract , is but from a sorry a Paris imitator letter , as which appeared in tiie Echo one evening last week sufficiently shows : — tering " Here strawberries is a story over of a her lady fa ce eve preserves ry night her and beauty washing by them plasoff the next morning . The fair creature has for some time past been annoyed by a troublesome creditor . The other day he his called way before into her her bedroom beautyshi to p had demand risen , in and stant insisted payment on . forcing ' But - got fool Mr . s into Dun rush the why in where room could than angel you his s be fear fai so r to im creditor prudent tread . ' cried He as to h out ad approach , no ( M sooner y dear a person creditor suffering , a from shriek small da - rted pox ? out Look of the at my room poor and face has ! ' The not since been gave heard of . " , , The Daily Telegraph correspondent , when he reads the answer above , will for . himself To be lig be ht and first livel y is admit a gift that which he has he much happil to y possesses ; but to be ponderous and stuped is reserved to the " The chatty story " school of the lad of correspondent y and her strawberries s of which is a good the exam originat ple or of . what imitation leads to . The Telegraph stories are improbable — but this dull is they improbable are not ; ; they and are this far is fetched dreary — indeed this . is far fetched ;

      A Song The French Emperor Need Not Sing....

      A Song the French Emperor need not sing . —Oh where and oh where is my little oni dog ?

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 28, 1870, page 214, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_28051870/page/12/