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    • MINISTERIAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE RECESS.
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      90 The Tomaha Wk. [August 28, 1869.

      90 THE TOMAHA WK . [ August 28 , 1869 .

      Ministerial Arrangements For The Recess.

      MINISTERIAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE RECESS .

      The He Premier So Well Will Deserves , I...

      The he Premier so well will deserves , it is , a hoped nd by , enjoy the end that of re his laxat holida ion w y hic be h for thoroughl his mind y restored let him to calculate health . If he wants he can employment air his Cabinetsubstituting real gold fo r the tinsel whi rep ch now forms so , great a part of its ornamentation . Mr . Bright will pass the recess in drinking adulterated beer that will and also tea by , travel and end eating every of the day adulterated t b ime y excursion thus bread profitabl trains and y . p em ickles It ploy is . hoped ed He he will see bad for the if human adulteration stomach is good also that for comp if he e tition ets , wi it , is very an accidenthe will claim ample , damages . , Mr . Lowe give will him lesso to ns France in good and manners get the waiter . He at will some also hotel by living on ^ 200 a-year ( paid weekly ) find how it is cheaper to every pay quarter £ 5 income out of tax th out e whole of one year week ' s . 's salary than £ , \ 5 s . Mr . Cardwell will walk up and down Pall Mall from 10 to 3 ments in . a private . He will soldier be ' accompanied tunic , stock , on and very proper warm accoutre days by - for the War Commander will then -in- understand Chief , similarl ( if y he attired keeps . his The ears Minister open ) what is meant by the civil control of the army . Mr . Childers will go and take up his residence for one half of of share t he dock of time the labou with board r a ) r discharged , and el for dis the missed Admiralty other . half He clerk will with ( pay thus the famil learn his y the real blessings of economy y .

      Mr . time Austin with Bruce the l will iceof spend whom the he greater is so fond portion and of from his whom he will po doubtless , gain some useful hints , on hard the swear congenia ing . The l society remainder of some of his of holiday the convicts he will whom pass he in h effects as reprieved of , who . may enlighten him on the heavenly mercy Mr . the Layard rustic will lanes amuse of B himself ethnal Green in the . peop Next le ' s p arks will and in - bably show us some diminution in the estimates year for pro the of decoration the community of Hyde Park which , for the wilfull sole y benefit deserts of that portion nted their meadows own , a splendid nd leafy gardens dells of , to the spend country their , to time say not in hot hing ball of flowers dusty rooms , road and at the , which drivi , n has g of up to some an be d p £ lant 5 wn 000 ed to m on th il e each nation and side a . half with of expense ,, The Duke ur on t of he C Argyll ontinent and toge Lord ther , from Granville which it is will hoped go for that the idea noble of the Duke existence will return of other with his nations hair cut on , and the with Continent some besi air of des the the giant Scotch duke . during Considering the debates the dogmatic of last Session dominie he almost hardl impossible y deserves that such he can pleasant fail to companion derive some , but benefit it is , from such intercourse .

      "Deus Ex Machinal

      "DEUS EX MACHINAL

      A Monster Gooseberry Has Appeared At The...

      A monster gooseberry has appeared at the pleasant waterhundr ing-pla e c e m cal illion led R lad am bird sgate s , which in the last shap week e of about visited a coup nook le of and corner in the town y . , Of course , there were every numerous aii since " oldest appearance 178 inhabitants 1 , when in the onl " y ( same who two had hundred way ) never read thousand y seen to write such lad to a ybirds the thing papers put before to in more inform than the various one of our editors morning of the contemporaries startling phenomenon have profited ; and thousand considerabl sharks y by the would seasonable turn up at occurrence Greenwich . , or If a onl couple y a few of hundred able to drag tigers on or a profitable so in Hyde existence Park , reall unti y l the the paper peop ' s le mi begin ght be to come back to town .

      Our Bookmarker.

      OUR BOOKMARKER .

      "(Jedite Romani Scrip Tores, Cedite Grai...

      "( jedite Romani Scrip tores , cedite Graii ! " The Works of William Makepeace Thackeray . Volume XXII . London : Smith , Elder , and Co . j 15 Waterloo place , 1869 . is This at len gth ly comp charmin lete . With ition the of th concluding e " Great Master volume ' s " we writi have ngs " " The Catherine Fitz-Boodle , a Story Papers , " " Little , " " Crit Travels ical Reviews and Roadside , " and "The Sketches Wolves , " and several the ill L ust amb rations , " a portra from it the of e the ncil author of him taken who in kne 1 864 so , well and how to handle the pen . The novelette p appeared years ago in influence Eraser ' s Magazine of some popular , and was fictions writte of n th at day unteract , which m he ade inj heroes urious of and hig the hwaymen criminal , . The created " Fitz- Boodle false Confessions sympathy for " the too vic well ious known to every educated Englishman to require a word of exp drawings lanation of in Cruiekshank these pages and . " Leech The Cri for tical their Essays subject " . have In them the liant Thackeray contemporary alludes , to Punch his desertion , in the of following our poor words dear , quasi " Anot -bril her - member the autho of Mr of . Punch e ' Snob ' s Cabinet Papers , t , h ' res biog ign r apher his of functions Jeames , peror on account of the of F Mr ren . Punch , whose ' s assa anger ults Jea upon mes the thoug present ht it Em un - - patriotic sarcasm to in arouse this . little " We bit fear of " there chaff , " is as a Thackeray tinge of cruel was well Mr . Mark known Lemon for his ( the hbstility best editor to " in Looey the world Kapoleoh , " although . " Perhaps we say of the it w matte ho oug r . The not to last pages it" ) mi of this magnificent ive a different volume version are al devoted though to Thackeray a little comedy was the , which greatest proves of" modern in every novelists line , that , he had not the remotest notion of dramatic construction . " The lowing which Wolves this quotation and brilli the ant Lamb is a lotless " f is air full sa nat m of ural ple charming of unactable the passages delig iece htful . abounds lines The with fol : - , p , , p

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 28, 1869, page 90, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_28081869/page/4/