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    • TO ALL WHOM IT MA Y CONCERN*
    • MONEY AND MONEY'S WORTH.
    • A POPULAR TABLE OJP PRECEDENCE. {REVISED...
    • "JVO HARM n ONE /"
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      murmured centuries in , " Hades that ' s but too I bad have ev n en ever for seen me the I like e of that . I am most very refined fond kind of suffering of , torture , and from have my been infancy accustomed —but come to that the 's a little Then too his strong Satanic !" Majesty strolled into the City . He walked into " What the Stock do you Market want , here and , met " asked a merchant the Mortal . . " " The I am Pluto man , and I my was address looking is for H . ades How . " much would

      take for your very estate . " you " Shall I say ( supposing you let me throw in Proserpine ) ^ 20 , 000 , 000 ?" Underground " Say anything Sulp you hur like Mining my dear Company fellow . Here ( Limited you ) are , . cap The ital Blazersville ^ 60 , 000 , 000 - , on M -the anag -Styx ing . Director Get the , cap Mep ital histop subscribed hiles Pluto , pay , y Esq our . - , self ^ 20 , 000 , 000 in money , ^ 20 , 000 , 000 in shares , and give the affair extra ^ 20 , 000 , 000 to me . It you wait a moment I will float the

      " Thanks immediately , no , " . said " Pluto , " You are too sharp for a poor devil Then like a me brillian , " and t idea he passed struck on him . . He mounted a horse and rode He was away surrounded to the country by . thieves He found wearing himself the on best a broad race-course cloth . , and and thieves listened dressed to the ly in ing . fustian words jackets of false , and and he saw cruel painted hearts . faces He , his Ai found ihl * murderous . ** * many p * j > % a ^* m . v * of % , % . ** his knife nuiivt subj , « and ^»** ects ^» trembling » assembled j . w **^ w **** w Terror ^ : ^** there Jb ^^ jb with ******* was a his Rage * * a ^ cup w ^» with » ' ^ of p * - *

      poison Madness ; D with espair his , with hideous his stare shriek . He of vain saw blaspheming coronets tumbled , and self into -murderered the mud , and men widow . And ' s tears he streaming listened with over leasure the bodies to the of cracks of the whips , and the hoarse murmuring p of the wildlygambling cried as he crowd rode . among His eyes the ruined lighted and up the with slain pleasure — , and he indeed " Eureka , I live , I in have Hell found !" if . Here is my true Hades . Now ,

      242 The Tomahawk. [May 29, 1869.

      242 THE TOMAHAWK . [ May 29 , 1869 .

      To All Whom It Ma Y Concern*

      TO ALL WHOM IT MA Y CONCERN *

      Majesty We Notice Leaving A Town Revival...

      Majesty We notice leaving a town revival in the of some middle absurd of the objections Season . As to these Her are objections not in mostl the recei y emanate pt of pensions from ill , - but conditioned have to work persons for , their who living to notice , it them may . be Be thought that as by it many may , to we be believe scarcel we y worth are justified while humblest in stating of that her Her subjects Majesty , for , which with she that is consideration so eminent , wishes for the benefactions it to be % t known of that Mr at she Peabody ( - is desirous and ¦¦ Miss of emulating Burdett ¦• tm 0 the Coutts princel Of y

      course 9 <* ^ ** v *« a « this ^ wt *^^** M can ' ^^ * only . * . A > . be w done « *^ ^^ . ^ m > by r «*•»**••• ¦ the exercise ¦¦» *«*«^ * «¦»* ^ of w the ^^ most ^ % * tr kMI . rig id ^ * stipend economy allowed . If the her Queen by a is parsimonious compelled to people spend on the court small gaieties annual , their and the rank entertainment , it will be impossible of foreign for princes her to carry in a out style this befitting dearest tunity wish of of her retiring heart . from Her the Majesty giddy , therefore whirl of , the seizes London every Season opporto enabled the solitudes to save of more frugal than Scotland would . otherwise By this be mean possible s she and is we have no doubt that in a short time these etty cavillers , will

      p with be sh equal amed wisdom into silence and by liberality Her , Majesty devising coming and endowing forward , with and the of the savings distress of past years t , the some scheme classes for the of her amelioration le in London . amongspoorer peop

      Change For A Sovereign.—A Season In Town...

      Change for a Sovereign . —A season in town .

      Money And Money's Worth.

      MONEY AND MONEY'S WORTH .

      Scaffolding All We But Are Comp Glad Has...

      scaffolding all We but are comp glad has leted to alread see . y The it been announced work commenced of taking that , Blackfriars and down the some piles Bridge around of the is the made buttresses the most are of being by the removed constructors . The of point the new , however Bridge , that is its is this cheapness is . It is the stated sooner that the it has tunnel only under cost ^ the 320 Straits , 000 I of If this Dover great is economy put work in hand , will the only better cost ; , about for , according ten times to the that estimates amount , . for Let as us hope Blackfriars , though Brid the same has firm taken will ten not have to the build contract at the ; same hundred , rate , which the submarine would ge be tunnel a little would too not long years be , even completed for , British in a patience .

      A Popular Table Ojp Precedence. {Revised...

      A POPULAR TABLE OJP PRECEDENCE . { REVISED FOR 1869 ) .

      1.—The Princess Of Wales. 2.—Mr. Gladsto...

      1 . —The Princess of Wales . 2 . —Mr . Gladstone . 3 . —The Prince and Princess of Teck . 4 . —Miss Burdett Coutts . 5 . —Lord Granville .

      ( We the regret next ninety that want names of . ) space compels us to omit 97 9 6 . . — — Lord Sir Francis Ranelagh Grant . . 99 98 . — — Lord Mr . Whalley Willoughby . d ' Eresby . 100 . —Prince Christian of Schleswig Holstein ,

      "Jvo Harm N One /"

      " JVO HARM n ONE /"

      Of It The Is Police Time . That It Some ...

      of It the is police time . that It some is not check long since should that be a put scandalous upon the case vagaries occurred in which a highly respectable man , named M'Donald , point was Messenger taken of fact into in he deliverin custody was reall and g y letters discharging locked . The up for his mistake " duty loitering was as , a " soon Treasury when dis in - covered , and Mr . M * Donald was liberated , but the affair had

      such such effect effect upon unon him him that that he he became became ill ill , . and and actuall aetuallv y died died of of a a . broken it difficult heart to understand in St . George how 's Hospit keenl al a on sensitive the 1 ith man inst could . Nor feel is the indignity of finding himself in y prison for the first time . While we mourn the loss of an excellent public servant , as we understand for such reorganization poor M'Donald of the to Police have been Force , let as us shall once render more such call reall this this sad

      realty y shocking snocKing occurrences utiiurrciujcs as its wus impossible impossible . . In in mis sau . case Henderson the discovery take heed of , the or mistake he top " may came find too that late . he Let has Colonel committed and an . error when the opportunity of remedying it has passed gone

      Ghost Answer .—Give To Us The Thy Enigma...

      Ghost Answer . —Give to us the thy Enigma hand , CEdipus in our , we last meant . —May thee . no [ harm To Rub . We y's us did do leave with out a traitor the O ' s in " O head 'Sullivan " but ; cut but it what off ? wouldst This is thou the head have and front of our offending . No more . ] Answers have been received from Ruby ' s Ghost , Pimlico Tom Maid Cat of Lower , F . G . Norwood Renard , , The Frank Original Stewart , Pretty L . Lewington * Little Waiting ( Marl-Rhodes Scarb

      boroug Morgan h ) ( , Aberystwith R . ) , ( H . Williams orough ) , ( M Southampton . Kemp ( Torquay ) , L . Isaacs ) , N . Capt ( Mortlake ain Crosstree ) , C Whitting , Ratap ham lan , ( Little Hereford Red ) , Ridin N . B g arlow Hood ( Henley , Three ) , Black Diamonds , Oliver Twist , Florence , C . Bradley ( Cheltenh Happy am - ) go , O -Lucky . Hughes , K . ( I Manchester . ( Bristol ) , ) , R . Snooks Bartholomew ( Brighton , ( ^ Windsor , N . L . S ) . , , mouth E . Peate ) , D ( . Derby Edwards ) , I . H ( Sydenham arrison ( Birming ) , Real ham Annie ) , R ( Tooting . Smith ) , ( Ports R . T - ., Proud Salopian , and Major A .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 29, 1869, page 242, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_29051869/page/12/