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THE TOMAHAWK: A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATI...
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No. 8.] LONDON, JUNE 29, 1867. [Price Tw...
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MISTRESS VICE TO LADY VIRTUE (?)
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me I — saw not the for the scornful firs...
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mires egotistical Smoke the for Haut and...
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The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...
THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . " INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . "
No. 8.] London, June 29, 1867. [Price Tw...
No . 8 . ] LONDON , JUNE 29 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .
Mistress Vice To Lady Virtue (?)
MISTRESS VICE TO LADY VIRTUE (?)
Me I — Saw Not The For The Scornful Firs...
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me to use the dye with a clumsy hand , and the effect is streaky . and W attract e both in adm fact iration do what , do we we not can ? Only improve this art appearance is my pro- , amateurs fession while of other you are rts , only , come an to amateur the professional . Why do for you a lesson not , like ? I should very much not at allow the y would ou to -be commit young such man a who blunder is dang as to ling smile at your so elbow—you show the place where the false teeth join the real ones . freely Is it with not shocking so many to gentleman see me nodding ? I am familiarly very sorry to to , and wound chatting your delicate moral 1 nanic 1
susceptibilities . uoa nave no cnnaren ; but like if Charlie I had a Blazes daughte as r w , I e don used ' t think to call I the wo young uld sell Earl her to Dunnup a man . He never had much , of a character—but now that none even of his cast-off mistresses deign to notice him ( they know him too w in ell no ) c ent he , do sho you uld think be asked , exactly to lov the e kind , honour of m , a nd obey m a ? young You know gives witn mv very mat worn well -out how heart she a loves pang oiuer Arthur to see coia Hazell his face — 01 poor when fellow you , ice it
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graced and we by all your know pres how ence particular . I see your her Majesty name at the , even Queen by ' proxy balls , . appeared I wonder in what the thes midst e peop of on le e would of these do if purified suddenl gatherings y one day ; I I lad daresay yship , they bad would as I faint have with been p , ious I never horror profaned . And yet the your marriage pious service I cared by nothing promising , whom to love I desp , honour ised , , and and whose obey a honour man for I whom subhe found
follow all sequently praise my for Defrayed glorious your — examp cunning never le — . You I never have it reared out a long I know up list a , — doubtless daug I give hter you , at them lessl your y tongue have thrown repaired ' s aside end of ; the I the hope damage men you whom to are their glad I have hearts to see ruined and how and their many heart for - - able tunes to by bring happy myself marriages to the . baseness But at least of uttering I have vows never at yet the been altar ness which of I ruining knew that any I man never whom intended I really to keep loved , , or by to suffering the selfish him - realm to church tie himself of which society for once . life Certainl a to week a pariah y is sanctified I profess —an outcast b but y your little from pure reli the g footsteps hallowed ion ; the , and graced by your elegant toilette , is never profaned by my
presence " Church- ; Service and I " c adorns annot even my toilette boast t that able a for handsomel the purpose y-bound of imwho pressing dusts the maid unopened , and setting leaves every a good morning examp . le to the servant superiority But while which I recognise the esteem in your and lad respect yship of that society immense confers moral on you places , I , must not set respectfull apart for y the maintain sole use that of those when immaculate we meet in beings public who constitute the pure and whole " monde ? in contra-distinction with to which the " you detni always " and impure favour me " tnonde is misp ? that laced the , and insolent likely sneer to be misconstrued and do not leave . If it my open presence to irreverent shocks tongues you , avert to say your that gaze the , t * fxr \ f ** m Tfc \ i" xxrh if 1 r * Y % \ rr % i 1 a fflor 4 * t" 4 r \/ ir AliVi nn o ic T"m 1 4 * o -IVWlv fietjal \ 1 o iJAiUUV c \\ a / I fwtr r \ f
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 29, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_29061867/page/1/
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