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    ' January 30, 1869. THE T&MAHA WK. 45

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    THE KALEIDOSCOPE 'REFLECTIONS.

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    I have no doubt you have been wondering ...

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    THROUGH EVIL REPORT.

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    respect Although come up the to common o...

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    A FALL IJV COTTON.

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    would The say old wiser Span things ish ...

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    Teck-nickel Term.—The silver laugh of th...

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    February 1st.—Mr. Charles Dickens Will G...

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    ' January 30, 1869. The T&Maha Wk. 45

    ' January 30 , 1869 . THE T & MAHA WK . 45

    The Kaleidoscope 'Reflections.

    THE KALEIDOSCOPE 'REFLECTIONS .

    I Have No Doubt You Have Been Wondering ...

    I have no doubt you have been wondering what has become need know of me not , all penned this back in time the to , th for heat at suffice of last the it General to mmunication Election that certain was . Well , as events , we remarkable connected go with effect that on period me . , I of am popular an altered ag say itatio man n have . I had no longer a very desire I no longer to show believe political in the Englan British d to Constitution the world . in its true light . hot When blood I embarked patriotism upon coursing this series throug of papers my veins , it , and with a burn the - ing desire at heart to show generallyand 44 our

    lllg French UI . O 11 nei U g hbours h . my J . X 1 JT llVtCLX in particula I . IV JUU r , what Europe . 1 —« I * 1 a g glorious -F W j ^ V » XXWX state CA . XXJ } , of C . XJ . things V . VfUL kaleidos was established cope a turn here . The . I beauty have of since the pattern then g has iven disappeared my moral , and bl an a ck , leaflets instead jet , and , I coffin a m now elysium nails surveying . of Even church a coffin sombre windows nails circus , will coloured of make pitchfork li a ghts sort s , , I of am pattern going of to their take own another , but m it oral is alway turn as s a it little were g out loomy of , politics and so altogether , and describe the

    SOCIAL GLORIES OF ENGLAND . , a very you elevating want any a explanation nd lofty desi of this , you sudden shall abandonment have it briefly of . vassed Banks Johnson ; I made made speeches me ; stand I became for West unpopular Duffington ; I made . I more can- , and arm . I do That not came think of I listening shall ever to quite B . J . recover when he the advised use of me my " left to give it thtm strong . " But , to proceed . I went to the poll , WMIA came 1 V ,. Ill in C at * l » the % * JIV * top bWLV y , heard AJVU mised 1 W the * Jr to * V * Riot * . ^ . * WW * Act *\ - 1 » J read the VMU ) Ballot , got gWb knocked AilVUiVVVI knocked down UV * V 1 I

    by dow n by dead another cat , pro , did not spend support a penny on my , got election ' , and have just been unseated for bribery—it matters little that it was the for ever fault . of my agents . I have done with " political" England As to my programme for the future , it is varied j but I may the as w b ell est state light that . I my yet intenti hope on to is show still to Eng look lish at Society everything to the in shall world hear in its more true of colour my plan s , and next , depend week . upon it , I will do it . You

    Through Evil Report.

    THROUGH EVIL REPORT .

    Respect Although Come Up The To Common O...

    respect Although come up the to common our English law notions of Zanzibar of justice may not and in equity every , provides yet in one for respect the pu nishment might do of the well perpetrators to take it as of a mode mischievous ] , for it hoaxes . From a letter published in the Times one day last murdere week , it d appear Dr . Livi s that ngstone Moosa in , the our Johan imagination na man , some who so time cleverly back , has rascal 1 vai been has handed alread over paid uaiu to the ti Dr * . penalty Kirk 4 ivjr by of xjx the . his iito authorities want i of \ jx truth , but fulness as the

    a ^ J . ACVO anwau ^ y x » j _> w < L * C * . wauuuujiuilivoo by Kirk having has decided passed . that eight the months punishmen loaded t alread with y heavy administered chains , has Dr . sufficientl set free . y Just met now the the necessities public are of the anxious case , and concerning Moosa has the been nonto appearance sympathise of with our renown any unhappy ed countryman black , who and from are ill the -disposed fertile whole sources nation of his into imag mournin ination hatched butnevertheless a story which it must threw be ad the - mitted that " the authorities g " ; at dir Zanzibar £ , ciiiAiuai have navu been uvun , a little xituw h ard

    j . iiiliv , u niat k-LAVrf- cvubiivi iii ^> j . ^ a u on Moosa , and every one will agree that Dr . Kirk , who seems to disposal have had , did the right wretched to set him nigger at ' s liberty very existence . If lying placed is a cap at ital his we offence were in bor Eastern n on the Africa free soi , how l of Great grateful Britain we all ! should be that

    A Fall Ijv Cotton.

    A FALL IJV COTTON .

    Would The Say Old Wiser Span Things Ish ...

    would The say old wiser Span things ish proverb than an that alderman drily declares , if she that could " a onl sow y have cannot speak been / ' has of heard course sometimes of be on denied about the other it that more side such of of things satire Temp than as le learned Bar truth , thoug . pigs It h the pungent humour of a Sir Robert Carden , the oratorical Alderman powers of Wilson a late , Lord have done Mayor much , and to vindicate legal the acumen reputation of an this of the list t city of , and rthies turn we the wish wioi tide now of wit to add back the into name the Strand of \ jx no jliv . less ^ To a

    lixis lis , ui wo ( vuiiiuba we j . iiun iv auu n-tv * aiciixj . ^ aoo o . re Sheriff markable Cotton and . At distinguished a recent meetin man of than his brethren Mr . Alderman convened and soners wise we believe to locked encourage , for up the within purpose the offer their of of jurisdiction debating voluntary g how sp , this iritual far gentleman it aid , would to p be ri is - , reported to have expressed himself as follows : — furnish " He predicted a pool for th the at the Baptist Court , a would harem soon for the be Mormon called upon , and to dancing circle for the ' Shaker . '"

    the Unless speech the of reporter Mr . Alderman has beer and , taking Sheriff the Cotton wildest , that liberties gentleman with must be a tremendous wag indeed . What excellent fooling is then this J what what boisterous a telling hit humour at the Baptist in the ' s icture idea of so salvation skilfull ! and - to t the sented -flli send point £ , JVSll , of . the ll V of a whole reli the 111 L . g whole io VYHU Court us dance period ^ Jbl into lUU of h , j the b * 4 " Shakers * di *¦* ' * g & that Hid p in short I " was n in » , Newgate evidentl ^ the HUVlIll awfu y l ! y meant 1 satire XXV pre But dill .

    that has the true ring of J uvenal ysterics about , it , is fia , r excellence that , Alderman sly allusion and to Sheriff the " harem Cotton . " evidentl A harem knows in Holloway his audience 1 Mr . . into What lish a civic fit ? that a Has uthority there this is gentleman could such hear an ever od that en done r de and y a not French ris about laug p iece his himself lan into - \ quoted guage Eng ? above Joking suffered apart , to be y is , spoken such balderdash at any public as meeting that we , have held in the city elsewherewithout an immediate call to order vtauvi ?

    p It urpose is Lxlw to be * jr of s or upposed discussing . vi 3 V # vv uwi that W , } an the luxuuu important Court ctix . of iiuiuvuiaw question Aldermen * in \* cv a met . jl sober * . w for way the , know and we wh see y he that did the not Lord put Mayor an . immediate presided . stop We to would this sort like to of thing , in a very peremptory manner , once and for all ?

    Teck-Nickel Term.—The Silver Laugh Of Th...

    Teck-nickel Term . —The silver laugh of the Princess by Bradsh Mary Liter th . e aw success ary pur Intelltgence pos of Mr givi . Charles ng . — read We Dickens in understand gs of , the popular that well , -known enco Railway urag Mr ed . Guide .

• Citation
  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 30, 1869, page 45, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30011869/page/3/