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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 30th April 1870, Edition 1 of 1, Page 167

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      (A "Regulars" Opinion.') And Great Crowd...

      { A JRrivate of Volunteer's opinion . } Bless me if I don ' t think they were playing the fool with us ! I Kept arri . accustomed us out all day to inarching a good day over ' s work stones , but and hang ploughed me if I land evet ! go to another review—unless the regulars take part in it / ( A Member oj the * ' London Snobbishts " opinion !) our Great uniform fun ! on Me the , New and 'Arry Pier . , and We Bill was y , all looked over quite the place nobb , y our in noses regiment at th was . 6 btlier , iooking as iments nobby as as in could course be we . We should turned . One up oui of * the beggars called us reg " Cockney , cads ; " but then he wasn ' t iii among the " London us who Snobbish aint a haberdashery . " Cads , indeed gentleman , why th , or ere a aint butter a man and cheese vendor , or something genteel of that sort ! ( Tomahawk ' s own opinion , ) The day ' s work was too much for the Volunteers . It was absurd to expect so much from men unaccustomed to such killing labour . Saw myself many men carried away in ambulance w , aggons utterly exhausted . The Volunteers behaved admirably . its The Usual rharcH , were past disgracefull , was' good * y , and incorrect the review in their excellent reports . . The papers , l ( 7 %# Public ' s opinion . ) THe flower of * the Volunteer Army was the 3 rd Middlesex Artillery .

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      April ^ o , \ Z 7 o- \ THE TOMAHA WK . 167

      Are You Whig Or Tory No Tv? Read Accordi...

      ARE YOU WHIG OR TORY NO TV ? READ ACCORDINGLY .

      Financially We Know The Nation's Going R...

      FINANCIALLY we know The nation ' s going right ; Taxation now is Ldwe The And trade have and in commerce view ^ Bright / A land poor 6 f Goscheri tod !

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      irusBAJNTD Ajsrn wifm i A SERIES OF LETTERS REJECTED BY THE DAIL Y TELEGRAPH .

      Iron House, Kennington. Never Derstand S...

      Iron House , Kennington . never derstand Sir , allow —I that flatter her she to myself is have entirel her that y own dependant I way know , and how upon mak to me treat e for her my support clearly wife . . un I I - am ready to admit that it is my duty to furnish her with sufficient

      Iron House, Kennington. Never Derstand S...

      food sibility , and of even educating clothing her , children I am also upon willing my own to take shoulders the respon , but I - ri can ght go to no inquire further . into 1 do my not affairs admit , or for to a second take any that interest she has in any my concerns—no more than my valet or her maid . I regard her in the she is proper ! light as a chattel Yours , and trul a very expensive John Brute chattel . y , Iron House , Kennitigton . Sib , —My husband is very good to me ; he has given me permission to write to you . Yours respectfully , Amy Brute .

      Gorgon Villay Brompton. In- Sir Law , . ...

      Gorgon Villay Brompton . in- Sir law , . — Who I reall is y don better ' t see able why to peop support le should a suffering object to wife mothers in a - on quarrel the other with her hand brute can of lace a husban a husband d than in her his own mother lace ? Who and , , p proper p , alternatel a wife in her y with ' s , better my daug than hter the and husband her husband ' s parent , and ? I my have son live and d his I am wife doing , for in the both last households ten years , and that so neither sure am the I of broad the good hints that of my son-in-law , nor the open , rudeness of my daughter-in-law , shall make me desert them . Yours truly , Experience .

      Chester Streetbelgravia. Reall Sir Y ,— ...

      Chester streetBelgravia . reall Sir y , — nothing I know else it ' s dreadfull to do . y M low y new to write batch to of you French , , but I novels have hasn them 't , and arrived my cousin yet , the Charley children is away bore for me the awfull rest y of when the day I see at % he nasty Gun Club . I am married , andi really 1 don ' t think husband it half bad , Mr fun . Brookliffe . You know Cudd I is can a cad do , just and what knows I it like . . He M is y . something in the city—cotton , or oil , or tallow—that kind of thing thing . , you I have know my . Consequentl two boxes at y , the I do Operas as I p , lease my carriages about every and - horses could a , and married last , woman but not want least , ? my cousin Yrs Charley . What more Blanche de Vere Brookliffe , Cudd . P . S . —Cudd what a name ! Mincing la ? ie , City , JE . C . bad Sir investment , —One line . Lad to say ^ ' ^ 'Blanche that I hav speaks e found to marri me about age a twice doosid a it month were , not and for then little generall Eugenie y to at ask the me Opera for an I should extra cheque be simp . l If y miserable has ,.. just ¦ arrived . I close . my note , as Yrs a , letter faithfull Brookliffe marked y , " immediate Cudd . " wife P . ' s S . cousin —As I Charley supposed ' s , doing pilled I at know thre — e the more beast clubs ! . That ' s my

      Wildrose Cottage, Chelsea. Think Sir Of ...

      Wildrose cottage , Chelsea . think Sir of , — dictating You never to Jack saw a like happ some ier wives home , and than he ours always . I treats never me with the greatest kindness and consideration . I never ask him He . gets to stay on very at home well , every and yet where he , and is nearl yet y I am always not jealous at my . side In . fact to me , I are can not trust of him iron , out but of of my love si . ght . The chains that bind him ! Yrs , as happy as can Polly be , Homespun . : . / Vildrose cottage , Chelsea ., . and Sir take , —M a y cut dear off little our joint wife , on Poll Sunday y , is a ( thoroug two sharp h trump ) , and . you Come will agree with me . Yrs , cordially , Jack Homespun .

      Sir,—After Careful Consideration I Club ...

      Sir , —After careful consideration I Club have , come St . James to the ' s street conclu . - sion that a life of single blessedness is infinitely to be preferred to an existence of married slavery . I couldn ' t stand being bullied by a woman with nothing but a pretty face to recomgood mend fellowshi her . I get p , and everything comfortable I want rooms at . this I p spend lace . every Good penny food , I have upon myself , and feel the better for my liberality . Yrs , lazily , A Contented TJAOHrcr . oR .

      Shrewsbury Lodge, Upper Tooting. Allow S...

      Shrewsbury Lodge , Upper Tooting . allow Sir , my -t-I am darling sure ^ George I know , how to » . go to make to business * home h every appy . day I , always except when rfeel dull . I dbn't expect much , from my husband . I only require him to be in constant attendance upon me ; never to leave the house with out my permission ; never to do anything into 4 without jsrbJDer jitate my consent of mind . j , 1 By have nagg made ing at hiiri him feel until that I got his soul him is nbt his own . I have bhly one regret- ^ that all rhy friends do not they pursue would a no like longer course laug with h Iheir at me husbands and my , " and lap then -dog , , " perhaps as they , wilt call Qeorge . Yours firmly , Nellie Greymare . Shrewsbury Lodge , Upper Tooting . Nellie SiR ,- bullies r-My home me out is wors of e than life purgatory and makes — me a great look deal like wors an ass e ! before my friends . 1 am my not , allowed to smoke , have no latchkey , and daren ' t ask a man home for fear of a row with my wife . When I first met Miss Nellie on the croquet lawn at Coll well is Hall certainl ? I little y pretty thought now th , at and she beauty would covers prove , such a multitude a Tartar of . sins She , biit I Fee in l fctirei a ffew I years shall ' time lose she my will temper be fat , and and good comfhonp -bye for lace ever , then to , domestic ; felicity ! Why did I marry ? Yours sorrowfully , . George Greymare .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 30, 1870, page 167, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30041870/page/5/