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302 THE TOMAHAWK. [November 30, 1867.
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MACHINE-MADE DIPLOMACY.
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Diplomacy has been much ameliorated of l...
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THE ROWDY IN BRITAIN.
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visit Simultaneously to Mr. Gathorne wit...
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302 The Tomahawk. [November 30, 1867.
302 THE TOMAHAWK . [ November 30 , 1867 .
Machine-Made Diplomacy.
MACHINE-MADE DIPLOMACY .
Diplomacy Has Been Much Ameliorated Of L...
Diplomacy has been much ameliorated of late years by the introduction of modern improvements and machinery , and that there vantages may which no longer the present be any possesses misapprehension over the old as to system the ad of - manufacture found in the , common we give - the lace short book sketch of a certain of it noble which lord is to and be which indicates the answer p unpaid attaches are expected to , give
to the Civil Service Commissioners when asked , " what is dip Di lomacy plomacy ? " is the eternal struggle between the nations of the world , in which each is striving to stick to what it has got , * and to It get was as much formerl more y the as it duty can . of diplomats to appreciate and arrange struggle , in to their work due and order wrigg and le and relation worry the and incidents chatter till of pas the - moved sions were , and smoothed things generall down , jealousies y had become appeased tranquillised , prejudices and rebrought nearer to an intelligent settlement . on It trade is the and duty manufacture of modern di as plomatists soon as to they write can prize understand essays ¦ ar Viir-Vt ic iirl-i i /» Ti o-nrl trt l *» f m 1 " hi i r « ixffixir < z Sfttif t"h *» mselves .
vented In order and to perfected facilitate a so kind desirable of diplomatic an end , there sausage has machine been in- , int squabbles o which , are if treaties put at one , words end , th acts ey come and promises out Peace , at denials the other and . This machine is called a Conference . buttons As any ) will meat make ( if sausages not mixe , so d with any question too large will a proportion make confer of - ences ; for instance : — If your august sovereign wants a slice of territory belonging to
another august sovereign , and the other august sovereign It Emperor obj ects , A that . sees is a King case B for . allowing a conference people . to invade Pope C . If Emperor from his A dominions . in the case , that above is a case cited for proposes a conference a conference . , and B . and C . won ' t assent to its being held , that is a case for another conference . Or ifwhen a conferential decision has be enactually arrived at , B , . and C . won ' t agree to be bound by it , that also is a case for a conference . i
In fact , any difficulty is a case for a conference . rude It wi and ll be as observed it weremanual that by labour this admirable to which di arrangement plomatists have the in former , , times been , obliged to devote themselves is much were lessened formerl , and y , done indeed by , all them those may wrang be now lings left and to jang the lings newspapers which nn to - the ancrlincr great is amelioration ovpr . the steam of the of the diplomat conference ' s lot . machinexan And when the be
got puffings manufactured up , and and the snortings article diplomat of , Peace feed need it as do with it nothing comes raw - material out more , and than , thank collect watch Pro the its - vidence which has cast his lot in an age of constructive ingenuity and engineering skill .
The Rowdy In Britain.
THE ROWDY IN BRITAIN .
Visit Simultaneously To Mr. Gathorne Wit...
visit Simultaneously to Mr . Gathorne with Hard the account we have of received Mr . Finlen letters 's polite from several correspondents which y strike something like what the Daily We ask Detonator ourselves would calmly call , and " the after tocsin steady of ing terror our " in nerves our souls with . twent mud- y c \ rc drops . nrt \ faith of ether to our , " hitherto Can such trustworthy things be contributors ? " And yet . To we
judge irit of from revolution the following has spread account upwards s , it . would appear that the sp - ¦ - * - CAMBRIDGE , NOVEMBER IO . TH . Yesterday afternoon ( From our a most Tried extraordinary Correspondent occurrence . ) took place owinc- at to the the Lodge fact that , the it residence had been of found the Rev . Master to of rusticate Trinity , necessary
dents some , disrepu Messrs . table Barnw members ell and Slum of the , repaired College wi th several of the of their stuadmirers to the Master ' s lodge to request that the sentence on their halltheir peccant petition comrades was forwarded might be cancelled by the porter . Admitted , and these into gen the - ,
Visit Simultaneously To Mr. Gathorne Wit...
tlemen waiting naturall for an y answer looked to about their for demand some emp for loyment an interview while . memorials Messrs . Barnwell of their visit and upon Slum the were oak soon panelling occup of ied the in corridors carving . TVTi \ Clmfi < str & f * tTi / = » wa ^ II-Irnrtwn rnmp / iinn at- tin * Wnnn / A Ti r * \
lost sewing no time the sleeves in turning of the all Master the hall ' s gown -chairs together upside ; down a piece , arid of talented cobbler ' s artist wax ' in s morning the crown work of the . Lord Master Dunbooby ' s cap completing who has been this plucked twice for the Little-go , showed his classical attainments on the by walls chalking . These " Cave intellectual canem " occupations — " Beware were of the interrupted bull-dogs " the by the three return words of — the " Not Porter at home , with "— a upon verbal which refusal Mr , couched . Barnwell in placing a chair on the stove , which was not lighted ( more ' s the , infernal pity ) addressed insult I his have comrades yet had thus the p : leasure " Bhoys of , — resenting This is the . Those most low-minded , bumptious sons of sea-cooks , who call themselves
heads ot colleges , as it we were the tails —( groans)—those dis-P reputable orter , nervottsl , paltry y , ) . — purse " Now -proud , Gentlemen Dons— , { do interr retire uption !—I b assure y the you the master is " Barnwell . —What are you talking about ?—Masters to us you tie rascall handkerchief y old plunderer round ?— the Shut old up thief . Dunbooby s mouth next , old time boy , he — your ing opens . Those it . Gentlemen fellows who , I repeat have , we been ' ve had sent enoug down h were of this roaring bullybricks—sympathetic buffers—and I ' m proud of them . They kicked chance the of his Proctor leaving ' s bull hosp -dog ital . on Serve the ground him ri , g and ht , there I say . is Three little groans —( 6 ditto for ) the ; and bull three -dogs— times ( 3 groans three ) for ; six the ditto impostor for the who proctors calls ! himself Lord Master Dunbooby of Trinity . —Where !—( 3 is x he 3 ?— as Bring before him ?) out—aw—and
let s punch—aw—his head ! sake Porter , there ' s { hysteric the bel ally l going )— . O for , Sirs chapp ! 7 Good ie . Gents ! for evving ' s Slum . —Chapel—you hoary-headed sinner talking to us of chapel ! Don ' t struggle , you'll spoil that pretty nose of yours . Leave ceeds to off hoodwin ? I'll k see the you victim gated with firs th t , e and Mast then er ' s gown I won . ' ) t . ( Pro-Mr . Spoonbill { present by accident ) . —Really , I think we have no right to—Barnwell . —Sir , you are a Freshman , and as you belong to my boating club , I condemn you to go down every afternoon in the tub till further orders .
At this juncture , the Master was seen approaching across the porter Old Court in a , state upon of which helpless the mummy deputation at the decamped door . , leaving the { Further details by next post ?) HORSE GUARDS , NOVEMBER 2 OTH . { From our own Confidential Clerk ?) I have the honour to inform you that a disturbance took place yesterday in the military evening annal in s our of office our department , which as yet . It is may unprecedented have come
lover to your was notice among that the JLieutenant officers forming the nonouraDie the advance oeorge corps of . rap Her - of Majesty Coddleb ' s army has in used Abyssinia her utmost . This officer endeavours ' s mother to obtain , the Countess for her son leave of y , absence on important family affairs . This , howat ever Head , has - been quarters steadil intended y refused no , on longer the ground to favour that the scions authorities of the arrived aristocracy with (?) Colonel On the Blusterton evening of ( H the . P . ) , 19 and th inst Mr . . her Hatherwick ladyship s Starcher \ ££ ^ ioifi ! vafo , M . P 1-t . for r /\ r \ Duffershire 4 * T » a nt * amie . After !**»*• , knocking 1 < i rixrelni r \ * up •*»/ " ! 11 the £ » cf F staff > n f"Tl 3 of . L illA h / Wjv
that the of UlllVr H deputation 4 . R office ^*> . H \ . ^*** the hours 4 »* J . *^ Commander . might V * were kllW be over immediatel r * vllllkJWw -in , - her Chief ladyship . y conducted On AU > UJ being ^ seized politel to * the the » vwv y presence ^ assured » affable * w — fall official out by , and the ears set , all and her with diamonds a shake trembling that made ( for his she false was teeth in full Coddleby dress ) is , not exclaimed caught with " Don chaff ' t try —hireling that . on I must me 1 , I Millicent will see vmif ivxicfaK A \ 71 iAi-a ' o T-Tie Pnir ^ i T-TicrtirtACc ? fYklnnpi t tViraSH
this in the hound House until . " he speaks . Starcher , speak up as if you were that Starcher you are . within —Sir , earshot I mean - — your the aristocracy Royal Highness is being , for tramples I know on 1 Their rights are being ignored J A mother ' s heart * 1 ' 1—> T » - ¦ ' ¦ " « ——I— ' ¦» — ' "*¦¦¦ ¦ ,
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 30, 1867, page 302, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30111867/page/2/
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