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November 30, 1867.] THE TOMAHAWK. 303
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A few days since the proceedings of the ...
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NEWSPAPER NEWS. Encouraged, we believe, ...
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SOMETHING "NOO " FOR THE "ZOO."
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the The Zoolog Government ical Society h...
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UNCOMMON PRAYER.
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THACKERAY, in ' his day, made a prodigio...
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bleeding for her son cries out to you ! Her boy shall not be lost in the wilds of that savage Theodore . Lady Coddleby . —That brute ! How I should like to scratch his eyes out . I would if he were here . Here Varlet bring me a cup of tea . Varlet . —Tea , madam ! We are all on board wages here . Colonel Blusterton . —Contemptible worm . Fetch the tea , and add three muffins , or you shall feel the weight of Blusterton's bold arm . [ The Officials have the re ni tired ght . , and Details left to the morrow deputation . ) locked in for
November 30, 1867.] The Tomahawk. 303
November 30 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 303
Next, And Next !
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A Few Days Since The Proceedings Of The ...
A few days since the proceedings of the Oxford Congregation were actually interrupted by the presence of some curious females who had taken up their position in the Strangers ' Gallery . In the middle of an important debate upon a proposed statute for allowing undergraduates to lodge in " the town more DromDted freely than bv they a fellow do feelinsr at present for the , Professor old women Jowitt whose ( prob cause abl he y
so kindly espoused ) , considered it his duty to interrupt Professor Pusey , on the score that it was wrong to allude to " improper " aback things by before the nature "ladies of . " this The charge poor , collapsed ritualistic , and Doctor quietl , y taken sank important back into his Univers seat , ity and question was heard was no abandoned more . And to save thu the s a very prumust rient from put up blushing with this and instance the nasty of from womanl being y boldness shocked ! and Well manl , we y weakness , and accustom ourselves to the appearance of such reports in our newspapers as the following—reports which to-day supposititious may to-morrow become the sternest of realities . IMPERIAL PARLIAMENT . —HOUSE OF COMMONS .
Mr . J ohn I ORiwiG rose to move that the Sunday Morality Act be read a third time . The Honourable Member said : Go London where is we one will of we the find wickedest vice { loud places cries in of Eng 11 Order land . " ) { I Oh repeat , oh . ) vice . { Great interruption . ) I do not object so much to sin wickedness { renewed on cri es week of " day Or der There " )—I rep is a eat vast it— difference between between sin on a week day and sin on a Sunday . On a week day you are not hear expected . ) Now to be this a Bill Christian would , be on aimed the Sabbath at the public you are -housesi . { Hear I , would propose closing all taverns and refreshment rooms on the Lord ' s Day . Of course the Act would not interfere with the clubs . { Hear , hear . ) Why I would close r \ f + li the public ^ -houses C \ Tr * s Qiin / lov ic nr liVV ^ f * WV cr \ ty * ii /* Ti 1- \ o ^ oiico XSA bl \« a 4- ** rv ^ rfotiAn tr %
w ** «*» is ^ v » x * % * M < J * W AilUVll MVVMU ^ V * bVAUWVMbiVll WV nei drunkenness ghbourhood they of hold Leicester out to square working ( murmurs men , but ) and because the in Hay the - market The — Speaker { great con fu sion , Honourable and cries of " Member Order " a has ? id " evidentl Chair" ) y not observed the presence of " persons " in the Ladies' Gallery , to judge from the tone of his speech . { Loud cheers . ) Mr . TORIWIG : From the bench on which I have taken my seat the Ladies' Gallery is invisible . I must apologise to the House for having brought forward such a measure at such a time The On th A { Hear is p t was f , ct hear consequentl becomin . ) g k y nown lost , and in the the L mat adi ter es' dropped Gallery . there was some slight hissing and a general rustling of moire * antique .
Newspaper News. Encouraged, We Believe, ...
NEWSPAPER NEWS . Encouraged , we believe , by the success attending the publication of the canard about the " Submersion" of Tortola our daily contemporaries are making arrangements for the " Leaders coming des off t " ined of to the " illustra following te " startling the various events items . of Alread news y the are in a forward state of preparation , and it is said that abridged copies of Lempridre ' s Classical Dictionary have during the last few davs been in verv ereat demand , when the state of the
season is duly taken into consideration : — Razing of Paris by the Caving in of the Catacombs ! Submersion of Cambridge by the Overflowing of the Cam ! ! Thawing bolts Mi of the North Pole by a Heavy Fall of Thunder-Overflowing of Edinburgh by an Eruption of the Gram pian Hills ! ! ! ! Destruction Thames J ! b ! ! ! Fire of London by a Conflagration of the ^ ___ ,
Something "Noo " For The "Zoo."
SOMETHING "NOO " FOR THE " ZOO . "
The The Zoolog Government Ical Society H...
the The Zoolog Government ical Society have of London really behaved in providing very handsomel Lieutenant y R to . necessary C . Beavan outfit , one and of their accommodation corresponding for a members trip to , Ab with yssinia " the . / "• Jaf- many irvTi I-T ^ peop o * r \ le f ^ are nnvea Fellows + lia . / , now \ nunr » - a -days - in , mrztiMn of this tVipm popular feAl WJftJk Cpirp asso WW S ttf
-VIMblUJll IXJ . C 4 . 1 ., \ JL l / VUXOV * 111 ^ ^* J UXXVIX ^ U . V MAXlAlg .. W ^** T V * . the the matter ministerial . We kindness mean that , will they have will to stud have y to the give public their taste heroic in explorer a hint to pick up persons rather than animals , men look rather Society at th false in an the hair brutes season and , for painted goes all to the faces the world , Zoo and on that knows Sundays Society very , merel cares well y that just to two bears fi , gs and and the perhaps lazy hippopotami a half , for . the We barred are quite cages sure , that the a grisly vast
number of people will be awfully disgusted , with Lieutenant satisfy Beavan their if he general doesn ' t , notions on his return of Abyssinia from the b land y bring of Theodore ing home , with him the following objets-de-vertii-or-otherivise : 1 . A Ethiop fine specimen ian Nigger of , with the banj Ethiofiius o , bones Negronis , long-tail , coat or , Common gigantic 2 . A c young ollars , specimen big buttons of , the and Corypha Christy Amazonis repdrtoire , comp or short lete skirted . Amazon , with tin shield , shiny but unsubstantial helmet 5 teuitstuuKscttui uicuiiuuu
bracelet a . nu . Drea . complete tpia . , s . . . -uigs , suucs , cum . . Of course we all know what the natives of Abyssinia are like—have we not seen UAfricaine ?
Uncommon Prayer.
UNCOMMON PRAYER .
Thackeray, In ' His Day, Made A Prodigio...
THACKERAY , in ' his day , made a prodigious stir in the world of snobs . In his day—for we know that in this good time present , the snobs are as fresh and as flourishing as ever . The their great ways " snobograp , and their her organ " grew . indi He gnant especiall with y hated these their creatures Cou — rt Circular . To us , on the contrary , there appears to be a harmless vulgarity about that portion ot the day ' s news , which is usuall the notice y gibbetted of reasonabl as Court e men and : Fashion and it , is that not p , lac therefore & s it beneath , worth
our while to expatiate upon its merits . However , as there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous , so is there but one skip from the vulgar to the profane . Hangers-on to the rooms flunkies of , whose the third deli -rate ght it great is to , dawdle may be about interested the back in drawing knowing - what H . R . H . and Co . have been about all the week ; but who on earth asked anybody to publish this ? Major " The G . Prince H . Grey of Wales , Major , attended Teesdale by , Mr General . H . Fisher Sir William , and Mr Knoll . Holz ys - , man , attended Divine service at Sandringham Church . " Wp mp . rf . lv rail attention to th <» . fact , that if this on <* r » incr
paragraph has any possible meaning whatever , it takes the shape of an impertinent and public reflection on the spiritual condition of H . R . H ., and the excellent gentlemen who followed his example , and went with him to church . But to proceed : Not only are we informed that this well-meaning cavalcade actually got to church , but we are further told , that when they did '' get The there Rev . , W . Lake Onslow , the rector , preached the sermon from I Peter , chap , v ., verse 7 , " Casting all your care , upon him , for he care Excellent th for you * advice " this , and highly interesting to the general
public , indeed , there is almost a relisn about this spiritual food , and as we gaze upon this exalted party at their devotions how consoling to reflect that responses " The in service the Litany included ( Goss the ) , and Veiiile that t Te the Deum hymns , were Glorias sung , musical to the music ( Captain of the Shaw Austrian Hellier national ) . " airs , " Belmont , " and " The Princess " to It be is assured more consoling , as we are still , in as conclusion we dwell that upon this pious picture , " The musical responses in the Holy Communion service were by
ur . warren . There is , of course , a snobbishness which affects to despise everything as " , Snobbism . " Is there much fear of stepping paragraph into that p ^ it as -fall an , in offensive denouncing and profane whole of bit the of above impertinent quoted vulgarity ?
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 30, 1867, page 303, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30111867/page/3/
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