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54 THE TOMAHA WK. j\ 2tly 31, 186 9.
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THE SNOB'S GUIDE. A Continental Handbook for the British Traveller Proper. BY ONE OF THEM.
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to I your SAID papa a , few and words no...
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" THE GOOD OLD SCHOOL."
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Inspector Tanner has retired from the Po...
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ANSWER TO DOUBLE ACROSTIC IN SPARRO WHA WK.
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H o B E lde R N os E R ifl E Y C M arc H...
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address To Correspondents and shall be ....
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Chorus . — Will Let ' s hope ive to that we he Plenty g of the best whiskey . Macbeth . —Wink But fear not my see eye , " What Yet let I shall that do be . " ; Banquo . — I must not wink , B N or what yet must she com , Well , let that may be . ; DUNCAN . — But For I I may am king wink , , At my cousin ' s wife—Well , let that be . All . — Oh Deli , ght glorious ful sj > fun ree , , The He a best lways whiskey gives . Macbeth . —E I'll ye p must lay m not y pa see rt as , nor host tongue right must well . tell , Banquo . — E M y e l m ove ust w not ill p lay e , her nor part tongue right must well tell . , King . — E M y knife must and not s fork ee , no I'll r p lay gu ight r mu well st tell . , ua ^ dctu ) C Eye must not see , nor tongue must tell , King K ^ n . ° ' \ ^ { a 3 ) ) She ) } will play \ ( his her ) } part right well . and Chorus . — Oh , glorious { , da & capo c . . ) Macbeth . —I shall be king , I feel I shall . Banquo { looking I should at Duncan not like ) the . — king to be . Duncan { going ) . —Follow your king with mirth and glee . { The Procession forms Lords , ; and Ladies the , & King * c , &* goes c . ) out , followed by Banquo Macbeth . . \ ( I Eye will must play not my see part , nor right tongue well . must tell , Chorus — Oh , glorious , & c . Curtain . ( To be continued in our next . )
54 The Tomaha Wk. J\ 2tly 31, 186 9.
54 THE TOMAHA WK . j \ 2 tly 31 , 186 9 .
The Snob's Guide. A Continental Handbook For The British Traveller Proper. By One Of Them.
THE SNOB'S GUIDE . A Continental Handbook for the British Traveller Proper . BY ONE OF THEM .
To I Your Said Papa A , Few And Words No...
to I your SAID papa a , few and words now I last am week going , young to throw travelling out a hint Englishman or two to , gentleman you . In some , thoug respects h , as he you has the are advantage a greater snob of you than in years the old , it would the Continent better become to conduct the himself dignity in of a his more age sober were and he , Christian when on manner a great . one You , for , have it ple one ads advantage often most over eloquentl him , however y in your , and excuse it is . hel Unquestionably p it , for ( your you climate look , the very bi possibl gger fool y , . is You responsible cannot for always the intellectual fact ) by nature physiognomy you are , which possessed does not of a allow gap you ing , to dead make , un a - very favourable impression at first sight . " // est vraiment and curieux when " is I the recal hig l the hest tremendous eulogy a Frenchman types of you can I have pass met on you with ; of on him the to other confine side himself of the to Channel so limited , I reall a panegyric y think it . is very kind am And not I alluding am not to speaki the vul ng gar now blackguard of your worst who characteristics looks on the con . I - tinental morning world point from of view a sort , and of considers Haymarket a tour -at-one undertaken -o ' clock-in on -the a - foreign outraging soil the to be feelings a sort of of " the spree peop , " which le among justifies whom him he both is tra in - wherever velling English , and gentlemen he turns bringing his have steps eternal accomplished . Need discredit I remind in urjon this line you the within of British what the young name last few years ? Are not the noble exploits of University men at a
To I Your Said Papa A , Few And Words No...
quiet Indians town at Cairo in Brittany still fresh , and in the considerate ? chivalry Do not of Ang feel loyour breast swell with manly British your memory pride when you reflect you that knocker been exported -wrenching from , your street native -yelling country , rioting- to , and all parts drunkenness of the world have , that together if you with wish her to iron distinguish and cotton yourself fabrics as ? a leader Bear in of mind this , great then , gentleman and respectabl from e class the title you must pages draw of raffish your model comic of songs the Eng . The lish doings style and of tastes " Champagne must be yours Charlie . " If , must again be , you your wish stud to y , be and more his quiet , but yet worthy of your country , you may curtail his nocremarkable turnal proclivities . For , instance and merel if y copy ou enter from him cof / what treat is flash e la y d and in the velvet chair at the counter , with y impertinent , familiarity . You y will notice that the Frenchman—your moral , physical , and intellectual takes off his inferior hat — on addresses entering her and with quitting marked the room courtesy where , and she none presides of . this You bowing are an and Eng scrap lishman ing , humbug so mind . you Reflect descend —if you to changes ever seller indulge are some not your two commodity equals thick head concluding for in money a reflection a , bargain and — vice that , and versd the that buyer . Look the and one at them a gentleman that both the from p . erson Convinced your wh British o sells of i this standing s a sn abroad ob point an , as t , he and you person then are who a you t home buys will , you bad will taste be wherever sure to behave yourself . This with refers "becoming of course vulgarity merel and to matters of a pecuniary you nature go . To be thoroug , hly prepared , y to keep tinuall are and concerned w up orth y in your y your a , separate character mind you . must discussion As , where these bear m truth several or I will s are reserve important in of tell the ect them greatest ua truths l questions till value next con- , week to your . For disreputable the moment conduct , dwell abroad upon , is the to great be found fact that in your the utter key and pig-headed belief in —yourself .
" The Good Old School."
" THE GOOD OLD SCHOOL . "
Inspector Tanner Has Retired From The Po...
Inspector Tanner has retired from the Police Force on a pension good services of , £ 100 may a year be . found Amongs the t the capture record of s Mullens of the ex-detective who mur ' s - in dered the Mrs Holborn . Emsley coffee j of -house Forward of , Hunt who killed who committed the three , children murder in a cab ; and of the notorious ; Miiller , , who killed poor Mr . all Bri sonall ggs matters y . bears It entrusted is such to be a regretted hi to gh him character , should that so for be usefu lost his l an to upri the officer ght Police conduct , who just per at in - the of sion Inspector present for a man moment Tanner who , has ' s when type been , the ^ of ioo Forc so a e much year is so is utility but sadly a to short mean the public of provi men - ; stead and Colonel of putting Henderson Mr . Tanner would on the have pension acted list more he had wisel removed y if , inlittle him from too old the , and active placed duty him for in which a position we presume of control , he , where is now his a vast influence experience on our and modern strict constables integrity would . have had a favourable
Answer To Double Acrostic In Sparro Wha Wk.
ANSWER TO DOUBLE ACROSTIC IN SPARRO WHA WK .
H O B E Lde R N Os E R Ifl E Y C M Arc H...
H o B E lde R N os E R ifl E Y C M arc H A 1 L R in O I T lia D A ( Tomahawk Almanack ) N or E I se R ( and Iser rolling rapidly ) .
Address To Correspondents And Shall Be ....
address To Correspondents and shall be . attended —" Veritas to . , " Send real name and , you
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 31, 1869, page 54, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_31071869/page/12/
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