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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 31st October 1868, Edition 1 of 1, Page 196, ANSWER TO TREBLE ENIGMA IN OUR LAST.

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    • DOUBLE ACROSTIC.
    • ANSWER TO TREBLE ENIGMA IN OUR LAST.
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      by more fantastic tricks than the most ill-natured ' maligner of not it could shrink imag from ine , the I feel obnoxious that I have task a . duty to perform , and I will those I have " Persons alread " y whose informed homes you betrayed of the ill at success every g I lance had wi of th all had eye at a scrupulous least these female two features supervision in common . Single : they or married were admi , they - rabl liailUlUO franchise e housekeepers ^ . being UGlllg thrust UllUOl , and upon \ J . ^ they J \ JXL them llltAli would . .. But 1 not JUI , hear the LJ . 1 ^ from sixth dlA of Lll the the Person JL V first electoral ^ l OU 11 five on Ull

      whom I called was of a very different stamp , ful of whom account , you . I will believe remember this Person , I have would alread be y extremel given you y gratified a faithwhat to see ingloriousl her name y in ; but your I pages shall , not even indul if it fi gured itch there for some being - s consp ure . she icuous No would : she , nor be was expose deli the ghted sixth you to to Person have a rejoinder a I pretext called such for on as inflicting and I am b quite the on you obscure rative . name of the Sixth Person she shall appear , in this y

      narbut There it contained was a small not a stri single p of garden flower ; attached neither to were her the dwelling walks , scythe in it easil nor lawn distinguishable -mower had eve from r come the grass during , near her occupation which nor . house I will ; not I will trouble only you say with that a the descri window ption of -panes the exterior had evidentl of the y the not knocker been washed of the for front months door , for was anything missing altogether know not for ; and years the bell for for which wTiirh -handle bell "hpll came - -ha handles / ndlps off into are are my intended intended hand without . I I suppose sunnose performing I I stood stood the on on office the the

      door-step—and such a door-step !—for the better part of ten minutes walking , -stick knocking , before periodicall I was adm y itted with . the The hooked janitor was end a dirty my , dishevelled so I could utterly not cowed youth as yet by of divine some fifteen , mali that or sixteen gn I had influence much years , difficulty the of age nature , who in of making seemed which him understand that I wanted to see his mistress . Whilst I was simp still le proposition occupied in there endeavouring suddenly appeared to convey in to the his passage mind this

      Oh ! Mr . Tomahawk , ! I assure you I am as brave as most that men , I and am no a coward one would . Yet do I confess wisely to the hint sig , to of an face ugl , y woman least , what — slatternly there unnerve are , and very me of few ; repellent and ugly the women manners sight , I beg , makes to , remark at me once — quake does ugly , in so dirty me my - , shoes I T was was . of of The half T-ialf woman a a mind mind I now to tn run run saw away awav before there there me was and and simp then then ly ; : — and and Terrible I I al al-- .

      most she did think not . I should have done so had she given me time . But head " Well to foot , Sir , " " what she may exclai be med your , examining pleasure ? me Y me ou rcilessl want y from see me The , I male suppose sex are ; and so this dull . stup I id fear boy I does shall not have understand to hire a you irl . after she 71 XV UUU added all , thoug , g f ^ S lancing , Ub h ± * . \ s inferior * . * . * . £ L at C * W the bliV employme shivering * JXAi . T ht WJ . AXXg nts j JUiAl are anitor not liVJ well . , y fit " get Q for us along M » . the W There **^ door with vv g !"

      you myself ! . " ' re no use . I migjust as open me to erewith enter . I e waited banged for it to her , and to precede pointed me to a ; and om I appeal meant to you I was , Mr not . Tom right ahawk in my , manners whether , . considering her sex and mine , scri " ption Forward on ! my Mr c . ard Smalltalk . " Forward 1 " ! sa if you , glancing please at . the No super cere - -

      that mony monv the , , I I slavery bheeg & . . I I of suppose sunnose women yo vou can u are are be one one perpetuated of of those those men men by maintaining who who think think the outward time signs for that of sort deference of thing . But has allow gone by me . to W tell e are you no , Sir longer , that Go in the in Middle and sit A ges w , and and George make III . rself has comfortab ceased to le be without King . waiting , to see whether I am sitting you or standing ; and , be good neithe enough Wlll / LlgJ . 1 to \*\ J wuxioiuwi consider inferior me IU \*) , thro tiliuugu ugh the bA &\* wh vv iiuiy ole of v / j . our vua Smalltalk int uiwvi erview vivir ! , j as c * . j

      and as r your e said this , nor she your drew h superior erself up , but to , her Mr . full height , and "— , metaphorically " as your equal ! sp " eaking , overtopped me by several inchesand crus I hed wi crouched shed as I to re put all down y me felt more . n a Perhap c at hai my r s , and ease she looked perceived j for the , I next my dare condition thing say , she as , said to me was :

      mind " Do me you . I smoke sometimes ? If you smoke do , myself light a . " cigar at once . Never I was about to protest against my smoking in the presence of would a lady , have but I availed checked myself myself of in her time kind ; permission and assuring had I wanted that I visit a cigar . , I took courage to stammer her out the cause of my to From me to that last an momen interminable t to the end time of , I our never interview got in , which another seemed word . She assumed that kiici I was vr ct ^ in favour io / ui of \ Ji women having 1 ± 1 the fran

      li chise k ^ g htening * ajouuivu , but on she , several was b ~ m ~ evidentl other , ux points y of . I inion . can wuiXigu only that say CL I required that ±± LUC she ilcL did en Il— - - petu me enlig for all hten y rep from me eating most her the mouth amazin string . gly of ; monstrosities but you would that scarcel poured y thank per" You are canvassing for the Conservative candidates , " therefore said , at length , they returning are in favour to the of subject the Female of my Suffrage visit . "I . presume No one , conclude iictj has , j as c « . ^ yet ^\^ t , j called \/ u , iivu . on v ^ jlx me Aiiu ji from to viii it the LUV other \ J \ . l ± \~ M . side OlUC ^ , and CLXLKJL } , therefore tllCl Cl < JI C j , I JL

      I felt bound they are to explain opposed that I . could " not answer for the opinions to onl of the a y fresh commissioned Conservative lecture and to candidates a solicit fresh votes torrent on this for of them particular eloquence . This point the exposed upshot . I was me of which with her was in that the nobod matter y — should " , have indeed her , Mr vote . Smalltalk who , did , not upon agree all matters . " "" onl How » y / recollect * . ^^ v I ^ iJL got \^ vfc away nearl iivui ijr y from tu tuinuiiug hole mbling her in the I on \ cannot j ±± my xxxjr UU nose distinctl 3 C ) , in ill . y consequence LUUBCl remember ^ UCllLC ; Ul I

      being my balance tripped after up by slipp a ing on a piece carpet of orange , and - peel all by the losing doorstep I did , th not at secure had evidentl her vote y been for my flung party out , as of one you of can the well windows , under- . sense stand , of and the , whether word , I or thank not I am God a , Person Mr . Tomahawk in the parliamentary , that I am man I do enoug not love to be the Whi ghly grat and ified I that abhor I did the not Radicals . but the nature nature both perpetual , would such such rei as as gn be would would of to King me transform transform infinitel Log gs or y King wo wo preferable men men Stork from from , to or the the a an hol holv outrage mixture and and , upon use use --y

      b Shortl elieve thing y , before wrestled they are the , to in downfall what the I circus will of not . the I trust Roman forbear myself Emp from to characterise drawing , women , a I . intelli parallel gent or individual an augury . , which must be only too apparent to every Always , dear Mr . Tomahawk , Your faithful servant and admirer , Rhadamanthus Smalltalk .

      19 6 The Tom Ah A Wk. {October 31, 1868.

      19 6 THE TOM AH A WK . { October 31 , 1868 .

      Double Acrostic.

      DOUBLE ACROSTIC .

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      Answer To Treble Enigma In Our Last.

      ANSWER TO TREBLE ENIGMA IN OUR LAST .

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  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 31, 1868, page 196, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_31101868/page/12/