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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 31st October 1868, Edition 1 of 1, Page 186, "OVER BEAD AND EARS".

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    • CROSSING THE MAYNE.
    • CHOPS {TO FOLLOW).
    • "OVER BEAD AND EARS".
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      186 The Tom A Ha Wk. {.October 31, 1868.

      186 THE TOM A HA WK . { . October 31 , 1868 .

      Crossing The Mayne.

      CROSSING THE MAYNE .

      A Scene Ijv The Sajvctum Of Sir Richard....

      A SCENE IJV THE SAJVCTUM OF SIR RICHARD . Time—Night . Tomahawk snoo course zing { \ suddenly by the entering Jire in upon ait arm Sir -chair Richard ) . — Asleep , who , of is Sir R . M . —Eh ! What ! Who are you ? How have you made Tom— your Don Vll ' entrance t \ make XHCtlVU a noise \ 'll disturb the neihbourhood

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      Tom . — gentleman Offensive . intrusion Don ' t , preci you are pitate about your to necessary say . All ri breaking ght , old U private P by getting conversation into . a passion . I am here for a little Tom Sir R . — . I M sincerel . —If I know were y symp onl athise y are younger far with too , you Sir elderl , and wish . But you I were did not as Sir R . come M . — , you here Comp to liment ban you d s be compliments . y Tom . — Dictator No ¦ , no ; don % ^ ' t know forget as yourself yet , What ¦ % Sir ¦ % Richard I want ; you to are A o nly

      rupt going «— ' * w ** me « . w to , , y say for you j - >* I in . won a . ^ . as a . J . 'W ** few ' t , stand *¦*•* word ¦* J WV it . . possible & IAW O . VYUJ , but . 1 W VV don say *^ WJ ' t inter . « A >& X - Sir R . M . —I should very much like to Tom . — Richard Muzzle me . are Yes not , we in all A know ustria that . . But But to y business ou see , . I , you jest J have V-OV . and CIJ observe . J . U . a a jibe j lUC d in J that . 1 J . the U 1 C the mouths JLJ . JLUUL name . L 1 O VJJL of of the 111 " police public pUUJUl " . is becoming a Sir whatSir ?

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      policeman way : — is happens not to be found ; when a garotter a quarter is infested , the law with to birds check the prey scandal , your falcons of houses are asleep at . all There hours is as a a open The resort police of the , if infamous they descend of both on these sexes : haunt — what s , be happens they in ? Jermyn street or Seven Dials , enter with their eyes closed the by M ] palm jjf * xjLl . i . oil Ull and U of . XXV the * their mv ^ lace tl li JULjyo ps made IXICLVJ There . ^ smiling OXXI is . li . lXlg law with WlLil to libations JL 1 UC 111 VJX 1 S the to IU

      virtuous goddess gaze from p corruption . through a disgracef protect ul prints shops and publications now at the : back —what of happens a newly- ? built No theatre notice is in taken a street of which Temple forms Bar . a Are thorou you and ghfar your e from police Covent bribed garden to seize to facts some ? In the let oth first ers case go , , you ar are e yo aiding u ignorant and abetting of these those your inefficie who break ncy th is e a law disgr s ace of the to land the largest ; in the and second most ,

      to immoral immoral make paltry capital canital attack of of Europe Eurone s on the . . What What liberty ! ! you vou of the c can an subject fi find nd time time by wor liable rying to his fine dog by , positive and , what cruelty is wors to , r animals endering , testifi yourselves ed to by by hour dozens , th of e dail reliable y journ witnesses als fill ; with and com day plai by nts day against , hour i the midons Rober men t — Peel you complaints pretend tremble which to with have in must di formed nation make , in you your his r Mayne founder tomb . -myr , Sir - Sir R — . M — . ——— By the w *» w , xf ! But fc ** I g believe jrvtp * are i ** reading

      -w » -.- - ^ powers « -vw * **^** w v w you w a vcvvtJLXJjw me———Tom . —A lecture . Exactly ; and I do sincerely hope you will appear listen to again the lesson , and with it inculcates all the information . If you don you ' t may I shall re-

      A Scene Ijv The Sajvctum Of Sir Richard....

      ceive and act upon , you'll not prevent my presence here . to Good the door ght . . M D on broug ' t give ham yourself is waiting the trouble below . { Exit see . ) me

      Chops {To Follow).

      CHOPS { TO FOLLOW ) .

      Men Are Said To Dress "Within An Inch Of...

      Men are said to dress " within an inch of their lives . " Women may be said to undress within an inch of their knees . ** * Abuse A XUUDV i JL s £ » not JL 1 VSV criticism Vfl . XV ' . LV ^ XOlXl . . * Arrows HI 1 U VV Q * T VI of . wit VT JLW are CVJ . W not XJL \ J W to ** W be UJ*— found -L ^ S llllVX for the but mud bstoofor it

      asking , any one can fling y ping . * * first The part world escape is m a aking stage fear ; but ful how exhibitions few of us of who ourselves are g . iven a * sins Charity v ^ x than iai 1 \ , y to in ill j Londo -tWAJtviifix n seems ov the . & ixii mult ? to i . u itude pay if a 'j more *"' whose - * xv » att o . i . i . ention viikivu is to iu uuv cov casual ering ^ iiiig

      What could only a blessing be clothing Secretaries for some or Treasurers of those unhappy to Relief name b Funds eggars " for if they one . " week in the year i * * thing " Ho ! " w said I loathe Lady Mackle the modern s to us system . Her of ladyshi advertising p was expand every - - ing ii . lg I her 1 C 1 de person JVCl riz Ol ^ JL l in J . JL . 1 the Ult lad midst UUUOk of Ul a profusion JJXU 1 U 31 UX 1 of Ul £ silk > 11 JV , , jew JtYVVIO els , ; CU and 1 U

      poud to sing re Cormac a Germ . an Her their , French tame yshi , and p cat ' s two Italian had dau been g song hters one all had over after just the stood other room up , young singing of the fam their ily virtues that , morning , and I in had the , seen Times the na as me subscribers of every member to the Pharisees' Mutual Aid Society , and she loathes advertisements ! * * alley I n , but ever I know ard a of journal a Pharisee which kee supp pin li es a cheap public indi in gnation a blind make by the appointments column , and yet "for retains a consideration a dirty corn ? er where the million

      "Over Bead And Ears".

      "OVER BEAD AND EARS " .

      Lent There Gaiety Is And No Greater Exci...

      lent There gaiety is no greater excitement pleasure when after your passing days weeks are tak of e turbu n up - with quietl theatres y to some , balls pleasant , and partie country ^ s of retreat all kinds where , tha one n that or two of going pleasimple sant men existence and three witho or u t o ur th charming ought of London women are society passing , or a their wish for other sensation than what their country pleasures can give . Mr . u Dutton ch a cha Cook nge is ' s last much no what vel , e ntitled reader " m Over ay feel Head on and taking Ears , " UAWV afte A r feeding M . \ m VUAAlg for AXSJL + so 3 \ J long AVAig WJ on -L the fcJAW JL romances VXlAM » J . J > WVtf W of * the 1 >** W WVidW sensational ^^ ftW ***"

      school Nothing and the can realisti be more c dramas truthful of and the stage touching . than the dis-W cov ery will of the ot giv Mouse e the mystery plot of , its the elu n cidation ovel , which , and , aft final er all solution , is not . will particularl advise e v e e ry , b one ut none to read the less and c har a m r e sur e that that on ; but bla sd will p read epper e leave rs of who another the req book uir to e before the excite spice they their , of arrive mental one writer at palates the and end to the of an the appetite Cayenne third , volume .

      Motto Picked Fo Up R At Isabella Carlisl...

      Motto Picked fo up r at Isabella Carlisle of . — Bourbon Close reasoning . —What —The ' s one Inquisition woman ' s . pleasure Church is - a Milit country ary Spain . —The . weak point of the Brighton service dies A sine very — lined The Original Purchase . Railway system . Motto for M . P . ' s . —Nulla Strange but True . — Mr . Mark Lemon ' s real staff in of Fleet Illustration street is . not nearly so good as his Falstaffejat the"Gallery

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 31, 1868, page 186, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_31101868/page/2/