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    Ju ne i, 1867.3, THE TOMAHAWK. 41

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    HOW TO ELECTRIFY THE WORLD.

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    modern THE Sensation journalism Leader ....

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    "LUMPS FOR TURKISH DELIGHT."

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    It is at length officially announced tha...

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    Ju Ne I, 1867.3, The Tomahawk. 41

    Ju ne i , 1867 . 3 , THE TOMAHAWK . 41

    How To Electrify The World.

    HOW TO ELECTRIFY THE WORLD .

    Modern The Sensation Journalism Leader ....

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    to w occurred e u are s , from then within H treated ylas dow to whol a nwards brief e rei . gn A of Christmas classical of what Athens history -day occurs and presented Rome , and were before there was any Christ survey mas-day at all . Or some piece of classical crockery is hunted up , and we are told what two might tho or usand might not have b . een The witness sensation ed by this leader said classical pot or pan is perhaps , the easie years st of ago all to write . A very moderate know- , b tio e nary found ge of , a sufficient nd Kei the ghtley Hand . ' s - M bpok ythol of ogy Latin ^ Lemprit and Greek ? re s Classical Quotations Dic will - h h h ¦¦ b

    — - ^— ¦ 3 . ^^ The — — — ^^^ Sensation - ^^ r ^ ^^^^* ^™ ^ . ^ ^™ ^™ ^^ Leader Prurient is one remove more difficult than touch either . The of flavour the foregoing must not . be It requires too strong a , certain and yet delicacy it must be of strong sentences enough out . of Nothing the reports is so of good trials a text in a the s a Divorce few suggestiv Court e . p There spade icious , must but doubles something be a entendres good very admixture . A like spade the of naug must word not may inuendoes be be called used and quite . It sus is a - j princi any , should pally important not be on , how the side ever , of that modesty the extremes . It the in composition language , if

    \ f ! he of of ot the the his is , at leader leader fellow least - prurient , prurient creatures amply repaid is is loat somewhat somewhat b with y the stealth troublesome troublesome suggestion but that to to immeasurable the the hundreds author author ., delight over all he has written g . y of 4 the . The effect Sensational necessary Leader for its composition Personal is , , so in many far as re the spects nature , the ing same when as the and leader how to prurient drag in . The personalities great art . consists Of course of , if know this - is into into done trouble trouble too . . palpabl If If . for for y instance instance and grossly , the the , author author the writer of of a a may certain certain get article article himself in in

    the the best Dail instance y Telegraph , of , the on sensation Friday , , May leader 24 th personal , which is on , perhaps record , had certain simpl wealth y stated y Commoner that doubtless , whose it horse must did be very not lose gratif this ying year to ' a s , pecuniary Derby , to disappointments witness the spectacle on the race of , because a certain the noble noble lord lord ' s said m question and the had names robbed of him the of his bride ; concerned if all this had had been been been inserted , compelle , the editor d to furnish of the Dail the y name personages Telegraph of his talented might possibl contributor y have lost who sound Atalanta in horse his turn -whi in pp mi the ing ght race . have But for received when love we , , wins what read , the he " if richly Derby a man deserved , who he may has , a , naturally docs not carry find an everything added pleasure before in him remembering , & c . ; " when that the ingenious his rival

    writers asks , " why should we not call up him who left half-told deserted the story bridegroom of young Lochinv had not ar f exhausted when he next all his remarks fortune that in " pay the - ing Lochinvar the young not lad wholl y ' y debts absorbed ; " when in his he pretty inform prize s us — that made " young a big book for the Derby , " and finally suggests that the winning horse of should us smile be re- and christened reflect " with Revenge ourselves , out of how Elopement clever / ' the all casti he gentlemanl contrives gation . y to writer place of himself all this just must outside be , and the range very very of corporal skilfully

    "Lumps For Turkish Delight."

    " LUMPS FOR TURKISH DELIGHT . "

    It Is At Length Officially Announced Tha...

    It is at length officially announced that the Sultan of Turkeywill month pay . The a visit rumour to the that metropolis he had been during induced the course to extend of next his journ engagement ey to En of gla a nd most in consequence lucrative nature of having with Mr entered . E . T . into Smith an Hadj has bee -tned n most gid . If this haticall be true y denied , there in is the ev eveni ery reason ng edition to believe of the , that ¦— his bbii sojourn bbbvpk » bb in b this country will b not bb be connected Jh with

    matters ^ ^™ — ^ ^^ - ^ either - ^*^_ l ^^ ^^> of *» 4 ^ b a »^ di ^^ b * p lo *^*~ matic ^^ w *• ^ w ^ w or v «*^ professional w ^ a " ^ - v r j ^ w ^ b * ^ ar ^ b ^ character ^ A A TbbV ^^^ ?« v ^ bb" T _ ^ . T v A V A n M _ ception therefore committee and lost entertainment no Turkish time in making . ntlemen The fitting following , resident preparations is thei London r official for , his hav pro re e - - gramme : — FIRST B ^ ^ bi ^ b * ^^*» ^ bb DAY nbbi ^^ bbi bb » ^™ w .

    Navi Arrival gation of Co the mpan Sultan y ' s at boat London from Brid Boulogne ge by the ( fares General : first S class team , kept us . ; by second a detach class ment , 8 s . of ; steward the Shoeblack ' s fee , is Bri . ) gade The . wharf Official will visit be to refusal Bucking of admittance ham Palace . . Grand Official tea attempt at the to Sabloniere get in . Official Hotel Leicester square . , SEOOND DAY r . ^^ Br ^^^™ — _ l — ^™ ^ ^^^~ - « Bi ^ w « ^™ ^™ v

    at Renewal Marlboroug of official h House attempt . Official to get failure in somewhere of attempt . . Attempt Turkish Bath . Visit to Greenwich Hospital . Banquet at London Bridge ( S i tatio pen n ny , on each Ra ) . -haat Visit -la- to kootn Cremo , or rn " Lumps on which of Turkish occasion Deli the ght ad " - mission to the Gardens will be raised , to half-a-crown . The Ticket Magic to Ca admit ve , Sultan to all , the and three Shooting , one shilling Gallery . , each 6 d . extra .

    THIRD DAY . , Unofficial visit to the presiding Magistrate at Bow Street . rhubarb m Offi oval cial , on . fine bail Turkish of , five to th s bath e hilling Turkish a s n , or Embassy sev n en d r days e , and ious ' imp luncheon risonment on T . at urk Re the ey - Alhambra . Admission , one shilling gra . gceremony ^ FOURTH B * ^ BBT ^^^ f ^ BB ^ V BBB- ^ BB BBB « DAY BBlB ¦) ^ ¦^^ ^^ Bf .

    Reception of Deputations . 12 o * Clock . —The Highness Religious to be Tract off at Society once , . to beg His Serene 1 „ The patronage Community , and presenting of Mormons prospectus , requesting . Con his - 2 Enterprising version of the Music Sultan Hall , by arrangement Managers offering . ,, period advantageous . terms per night , or for a longer

    3 „ Holders rally wh of at Turkish he means Securities by it . asking him gene-4 „ Proprietor immediate of payment the Sablonidre of his bill Hotel . Turkish requesting Bath . Alhambra Repetition . of Admission Grand Reli sixpence gious Ceremony . at FIFTH DAY . rations Serious for ¦ outbreak departure bV mr ¦¦•> « fc . at Deputation bi ¦ Constantinop B » - ~ - of ¦ creditors le -v- —¦ , and at a » bv consequent to vr protest Bjp against VVfik

    prepam same * ¦*•¦* V "bbT «¦ . A V ^ r Turkish ^» ^ ** w _ B » * JV ^ ^ •* ^ ^ W *» bath ^ V ^ ^ ^ . Visit bbv ^ B- w w * ^ ^ ¦ r * r ^ » to — ^— — Oriental . ^ bw ^ v —p ^ a w ^ Club B — - ^ ^ V . b ^ b * Exhibition * * j # V __ «^^ ^^ _ p _ _ ^ bF WV aB aB Jk of ^ bF H Work black monies balling Exhibition at the . Alhambra Grand and Chang dinner before . to Attempt remnant the doors to s of renew the . Turkish reli Failure gious Wax cere with - - Dervish dance outside , and row in the Haymarket open . SIXTH DAY . ^^™ ^^ ^"" Bl ^^ B > ^^ ^ B . ^ BB * W ^ B > ^ B > ^ f

    surprise Second at Deputation non-departure from . Visit Religious of their Tract solicitors Society , with to express handof somel hotel y bound bill , and copy sudden of Lord departure Campbell of ' s the Act . Sultan Ninth for presentation Constantinople . '*

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 1, 1867, page 41, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_01061867/page/3/