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      The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Satire. « Invitat Culpam Qui Peccatum Preterit.*

      THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . « INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . *

      No. 26.] London, November 2, 1867. [Pric...

      No . 26 . ] LONDON , NOVEMBER 2 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .

      How It Was Done.

      HOW IT WAS DONE .

      Scene I.—Biarritz. Marck Nearl The Y , R...

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      they had a knew head how shaped mine like was a pear shaped , and . they'd turn me out if they thought { Enter Aide-de-camp with telegram ) . Pontifical Ha ! what States ' s this . "— : That " Garibaldian fool Rattazzi bands . I assembling thought his for wife invasion would of keep the him for him quiet . , However but I suppose , he must he'll say keep the them Italian in check aspirations . I don were ' t too care much any more those for that treaties secure me myself torn than up , whatever I do for oaths the fools , but may I can endure ' t afford who to spoilt have so much good paper in 1815 .

      ( Enter Secretary . ) Bord Secretary eaux . . —Sire , the Draft of a Peaceful Speech to the Mayor of Ha Emperor ! ha ! " . L — 'Emp Throw ire it ' est into la the Paix fire " . must I shall be read not stop future at , Bordeaux " Le pire . c'est la Paix . " Scene II . — 77 ie Tuileries . Rome Emperor . { Rings . —Peste . Enter ! The Sec Garibaldians retary . ) in Nerola Send this , and telegram advancing "To on

      H . E . M . Rattazzi : * You must enter the Pontifical States , and turn out shall the not Garibaldians allow the September ; ' " and tell Convention the Moniteur to be violated people . to Dupanloup say that I the is howling times , and alread the y French ; Eugenie peasantry is crying , who all are day my over best the friend wickedness s , and the of Pope despatch ' s onl . Ha allies ! " here Memorandum , are beginning of a to Secret grumble Treaty . Where between ' s the Prussia Berlin they and Ital so y soon . " I forgotten shall have what to take my uncle those and Piedmontese I have done in hand for them yet . , — Have and yet I don't like tempting fortune too much . { Enter Secretary . ) onl y 11 interfere answer let tne in Uaribalclians from case Rattazzi matters ! come "We to have a crisis done . " Ah all , we brigand can , and ! I shall see :

      the x ou fruits of it . I was a fo do ol to the let dirty it go work so far , and . Send then step this in telegra to reap m : T " What will do commit you say them to , and a joint strengthen intervention me in every by France way . and Italy ?" Scene III . —The Council Chamber at St . Cloud . The Council assembled . its Emperor engagements . —Gentlemen as I understand , the them Italian . Government I have sent to has Toulon failed to 10 fulfil 000 troops done -with , who them are ? now being embarked , and the question is what is to , be

      { Enter Secretary with Telegram . ) A feeling message , agree from to M joint . Rattazzi intervention — " Cannot . The , in insurgents the present are state in of si Italian ght of hel Rome ped . , " Then if I the hel last p him chance I must has undo failed the , the whole Pope must work fal of l unless the Italian he is campai Prince gn . Napoleon . —That of course you won ' t do .

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      { Secretary . ) hands A telegram have — retired " The , and Garibaldians there remain are no expelled more on from Papal Nerola territory , the . " other j Empress . —Ciel ! | clears Emperor away all . — our Pardon difficulties my dear . , Order I do the believe troops in to Providence disembark . , write This i j the to Cialdini Moniteur that to the say Italians that I have must bullied have Rome Italy into sooner submission or later . , We and tell can j j always re-embark the troops if necessary .

      Proverbs. I

      PROVERBS . i

      But All , Because Is Not Gold The That G...

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      The n last general wnen election any single resulted parry in nas the grown assemblage preaominanuy of as fine a powenui party to . j the mons Liberal could ranks desire . as All the most these anxious politician " s whi were p " ranged of the House under the of Com same - broad they had banner remained , all professed united they the would same creed have ; been it will strong be , urged but we that can if however pose of onl princi y answer is to ple are be that not attained practice , short , union of , of lated the purpose most cannot in the perfect and be three the strength and words means comp . which whereb These lete identification y provisions such pur the , - I proverb , ; hence the contemp reason which prevents us from accepting compose it .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 2, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_02111867/page/1/