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June 6, 1867.] THE TOMAHAWK. IOi I
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IN PARIS. 1
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Exposition I have been . It sent is too ...
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ROYAL ALHAMBRA PALACE.
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GRAND ARISTOCRATIC PERFORMANCE. By Speci...
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NOT FROM EDEN.
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it is Buckingham not yet broken Palace u...
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not not hel helrp > it it . . Could Could any anv one one lend lend him him a a pocket pocket--hand hand--kerchief kercniei act generous He in was a manner of nation opinion worth ( here that y sobs , of as ourselves a interrupted great , . a He wealth articulation had y , , according a hosp ) , we itable l should y , that , a was morning said to sent Pimlico his valet ? He to Pimlico had intended in search to for suggest lodgings the . nei What ghbourhood recollected constantly and of that the convenientl the offices Strand ( , y a running sob throug ) of h the to which all Reform part omnibuses s League ; but when ( another were he able sob ) were gentleman situated fairl in its y immediat broke down e vicinity and burst ( Here into the a flood honour of
tears Such . ) an unexpected and melanchol , y termination of the Cabinet either Council the prevented Sultan of any Turkey one or bestowing the Viceroy any of further Egypt thoug , and ht it on is will consequentl , on their y arrival very probable in Englan that d , be these left two to shift illustrious for themselves strangers as best they can .
June 6, 1867.] The Tomahawk. Ioi I
June 6 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . IOi I
In Paris. 1
IN PARIS . 1
Exposition I Have Been . It Sent Is Too ...
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contribute myself to at the our cost facetiou of my s papers employers . To , without say that attending I am enjoy to their ing business ever , if the is remarkabl public care y humourous for a reall , y but genuine surelya descri little ption stale . of How the - 1 service characteristics . Without of the further Paris preface of Jul , y I , rush 1867 in , here medias is one res . at their carefully The Exposition avoid it . — . A It grand is merel mistake y the . South Engli Kensington shmen are advised Show to of theatrical 1862 over disp again lay , . with The a International spice of insincerity Cafks and are the a little deadest tawdry of
dead failures . I went to the Prussian restaurant . They gave me certainly a bad would French advise meal , the and public charged to patronise me a Napoleon Herne Bay for rather it . I a than Greenwich large Paris edition at Fair the . of present the old moment Pantheon . The , mixed Exposition with a soupgon is merel of y La Grande Duchesse . —When you arrive in Paris , you are told that you must go to the Varieties to see the last thing of Offenbach . I have been . Schneider is fair ; she understands the best manner gets bored in of which low- " necked the wink dresses " should and be can given cans ; . but The after rest all of , one the
Exposition I Have Been . It Sent Is Too ...
characters General Baum are very a weak mild edition . Dupuis of Mr . is Robert a third Romer -rate Braid . Of , course and le London people rave about the Grande Duchesseto show that , they The have Hotels been are to one Paris and , and all voila expensive tout . . You have , to ten certainl francs a y -day would for the advise most MM wretched . les voyageurs apartment to au avo cinquteme id the pay large . I , miserable of and swindles to keep mistakes . away , from and diners the small d la , carte hotels the . Table most tran d'hdtes sparent are
The Sights of Paris are most often closedand those that are open Paris are generall so thronged y ; at with the visitors present that moment they , , are is unbearable hot , dusty , . and nothing advise expensive no to . one do It but to has pay to not talk it a a visit about sing . le the Peop redeeming Exposition le who point come with . here its I painted would have shop The There first women , , I as have , I and have done the said . Grande What before Duchesse , I is have old , and written with the its second is sticks composed of stup actors id . in . sober The simp seriousness le truth , . in I simple have'nt words tried to is be recorded funny , or above even . satirical Those . that have earslet them hear those , that have intended for expenditure , in Paris , let them ; keep it in their money pockets .
Royal Alhambra Palace.
ROYAL ALHAMBRA PALACE .
Grand Aristocratic Performance. By Speci...
GRAND ARISTOCRATIC PERFORMANCE . By Special License from the Lord Chamberlain . Great Attraction — Wonderful Programme — Marvellous Effects . Real Duchesses !—Real Marquises / Real Peers will appear for this occasion /
Crowd of Real Right Honourables / / Mr . Strange begs to announce that a Grand Performance b at y the memb Alhambra ers of the Palace Peerage , on and Thursday the Beau next Monde , for , will the take benefit place of , discovered " The Society Islands for the in the Diffusion Pacific of Ocean Chignons . " amongst the Un-Uperetta Operetta The Performance , , in m four tour acts acts will , . commence The lne Music Music with by by Lord Lord a New Brougham Brougham and Orig , inal the the
Libretto by the Countess of Shaftesbury !! entitled , Rule Britannia , or The Rainy Way , , Characters In which the b British H . R . H Lion . Prince will Christian perform a Lord solo Russell on the the Unicorn Duke . of Devonshire y , and the whole of the Privy , Council ! ! , Drama Which ( with will new be scenic followed effects by , the properties highly- , successful gas fittings Domestic & c . ) of
Biondella the Bigamistor The Ball and The Bravoin , four , acts . , supported In which seven by a real talented live Duchesses Corps de , Ballet and eight ( all real with live handle Dukes s to , their names , on which Slander dare not lay hold ) will dance the new Pas d * Amour , or The Modern Wedding Quadrille ,
The whole to conclude with the celebrated Farce of The Tory Squire , or Sold for a Place . his In which original The character Right Honourable of yeremy Diddler Benjamin , supported Disraeli b will y several play Cabinet Curiosities . Downing Places may Street be , secured Marlboroug at St h . fames House 's , Palace and all , The the Treasury principal , houses of the Aristocracy .
Not From Eden.
NOT FROM EDEN .
It Is Buckingham Not Yet Broken Palace U...
it is Buckingham not yet broken Palace up into is a furnished howling wilderness and unfurnished already . apart But - ments , as a second Albany , or a modern lodging-house on a gi time gantic ? Judg scale ing . from Who experience knows , thoug , what h , what are we it may to suppose be in a is year pos ' s - sible ? We are happy to inform our readers of a certain fact they may be pleased to hear . Her Gracious Majesty has shut up her house at Claremont . And what has she done with the
who garden trarden is at ? ? present She She has has engaged let let out out in the the growing garden garden mushrooms to to a a market market on what gardener eardener were ., intended for flower-beds . After that , who shall say that thrift is neither a feminine nor a regal virtue ?
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 6, 1867, page 101, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_06071867/page/3/
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