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THE TOMAHAWK: A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATI...
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No. 19.] LONDON, SEPTEMBER 14, 1867. [Pr...
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MR. COLE AND " THE TOMAHAWK."
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We are truly sorry to have been the inno...
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LES MAIRES D'ARRAS DE LILLE ET D'AMIENS A L'EMPEREUR.
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(D'apres Malherbe.) Done un nouveau labo...
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Pugin versus Barry.—An Hibernian friend ...
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LE ZOUAVE GUERISSEUR.
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The Zouave Jacob, who has been astonishi...
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A "Mill" for "Westminster."—Our liberal-...
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The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...
THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . "
No. 19.] London, September 14, 1867. [Pr...
No . 19 . ] LONDON , SEPTEMBER 14 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .
Mr. Cole And " The Tomahawk."
MR . COLE AND " THE TOMAHAWK . "
We Are Truly Sorry To Have Been The Inno...
We are truly sorry to have been the innocent victims of a very audacious and cruel hoax , with regard to Mr . Henry Cole . However much we may censure the establishment at South Kensington , we have no animosity against Mr . Cole himself . He has written to us a friendly and gentlemanly letter , and we must express our sincere regret that we should have credited him with so fiery a disposition . We hope that the officials of South Kensington will occupy some of their leisure moments
in aiding us in our endeavours to discover the author of this dishonest trick . We are not the first , nor the oldest , journal that has been the victim of a similar deception . It would be well if more care were exercised with , regard to the franks at the various offices . Such a privilege is not meant to be abused by practical jokers , for their own mischievous ends .
Les Maires D'Arras De Lille Et D'Amiens A L'Empereur.
LES MAIRES D'ARRAS DE LILLE ET D'AMIENS A L'EMPEREUR .
(D'Apres Malherbe.) Done Un Nouveau Labo...
( D ' apres Malherbe . ) Done un nouveau labour a tes armes s ' apprete Prends des discours Louis , et va comme un lion Donner le dernier coup a la demiere t ^ te De l'opposition . Assez de leurs votes l'infidele malice
A eu d'influence sur les elections ; Quitte Paris et fais voir ta gloire factice Dans les Departements . Dans les gouvernements libres et populaires Les monstres les plus noirs firent-ils jamais rien Que l ' inhumanite de ces cceurs de viperes Ne renouvelle au tien . Par qui sont aujourdhui les villes perverties Les projets de lois militaires rejetes Et de mefiance les campagnes netries ces t
^ me par enrages Son sceptre devant eux n ' a point de privilege Le grand Rouher lui-meme en est persecute Et e'est au gauche que leurs votes sacrileges Envoient des deputes . Marche , va les detruire , eteins-en la semence ; Et suis jusqu' h leur fin tes chemins vicinaux , Sans jamais faire attention h la demence Des conseils gene ' raux . Par nous de tes beaux faits la terre sera pleine Et les'peuples du Nord , qui les auront ouis , Donneront de l ' encens , comme ceux de la Seine Aux autels de Louis .
Pugin Versus Barry.—An Hibernian Friend ...
Pugin versus Barry . —An Hibernian friend writes as follows : — Whatever E . M . Barry may -sing be . the upshot of the case the present situation is decidedly
Le Zouave Guerisseur.
LE ZOUAVE GUERISSEUR .
The Zouave Jacob, Who Has Been Astonishi...
The Zouave Jacob , who has been astonishing Paris by curing all has sorts latel of maladies y been prohibited by the simp from le force exercising of looking his at power the affected by the persons superior , authorities . He has not gone back to trombone-playing , but has been retained for the service of the State . The following list of cures has been Louis officiall Napoleon y published , Emperor as having . — been Afflicted effected with by him a breaking : — -out of
DiacK spots , or " points noirs a 1 horizon , and accompanied by a loss alarming of appetite disposition for armed to interference make internal with improvements other countries . The ' affairs air , of and Salz an - burg had been tried in vain by the illustrious patient , and recourse was at last had to the great Zotiave . Jacob simply burnt the treaty of Prague under the nose of the sick man , and sent him on a journey through the northern towns , since which the greatest improvement has been observable in the Emperor ' s state , and the usual healthy state of warlike preparation has been resumed . Jacques Bonhomme , Peasant , has been wasting away for years ,
under the delusion that the conscription and taxes were preying upon his vitals , and has more than once shown a disposition to destroy himself by means of steam ploughs and other dangerous industrial engines . When first introduced to the Zouave , Jacques refused to be roused from his torpor of prosperity , but by a judicious application of irritating cataplasms in the Moniteur , and of soporifics in the Constitutionnel , the patient has now been awakened to a recognition of the truth that he was created in order to be shot by the Prussians . Francis Joseph , Emperor . —Aggravated case of peace and returning prosperity . The Zouave exhibited in this instance a picture of \ Lll iixinii & l 11 lllV
JL ^ JL V ^\ J A . L . jr AA-L ± ^^ U UIOVUIIL ^ XIL ) WllllsM . 11 13 LAIFLJCU . Will . result before long in the attainment of a healthy state of general ^ war . The patient has already appeared in public , leaning on the arm of the French doctor . Isabella , Queen . —A superfluity of vigour , long marked by an admirable system of intrigue and taxation , has in this case resulted in an eruption of a somewhat alarming character , since it appears to tend to the establishment of a strong and peaceable government of some sort . The Zouave counselled strong repression , and the advice having been followed , it is trusted that the hatred and disgust which Spain has hitherto shown for the royal patient will now again reassure the world . Abdul Aziz , Sultan . —A victim to hypochondria , strongly
developed by a journey to the West , from which he had returned with a determination to devote his whole attention to his health . By the care of the Zouave he has now been brought to recognise the fact that sickness is his normal state , and that the only object for which he exists is to afford to practitioners of the various healing arts the opportunity of displaying their science upon him . Garibaldi , Filibuster . —Afflicted with inertia which has confined him to his island for a long time past , and might have brought repose to himself and honour to his name , but for Jacob who prescribed the air of Rome . The ordinary scarlet eruption has already been observed , and an unhealthy insurrection is daily expected .
A "Mill" For "Westminster."—Our Liberal-...
A "Mill" for "Westminster . "—Our liberal-minded contemporary , the Westminster Gazette ( which is not a bad paper of its kind ) , declares , with much elegance of style , that the Tomahawk is " cheap and nasty . " We will not accuse our terrible opponent of either fault . Certainly the Westminster is not " cheap , " and is but half" nasty . " As the However old writers , the We would stminster have said Gaze , tte it has is " its not good a nasty points but . merel Without y an doub ass . " t it
iuc uiiiuic ujjuu j-iiiciuiy x ^ uyuiiy vvus iill . it : cxmuisiiuui uieu we should always remember that the paper looks for its chief , support to Pap-ists !
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 14, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14091867/page/1/
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