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September 14, 1867.3 THE TOMAHAWK. 201
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THE PEEP-SHOW.—No. I.
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THE WORKING OF THE "MORNING THUNDERBOLT"...
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MUSIC HALLS.
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mise No than institution has the has Mus...
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ENCOURAGEMENT FOR INVENTORS.
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chilled Major -shell Pai jackets .liskr ...
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September 14, 1867.3 The Tomahawk. 201
September 14 , 1867 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 201
The Peep-Show.—No. I.
THE PEEP-SHOW . —No . I .
The Working Of The "Morning Thunderbolt"...
THE WORKING OF THE " MORNING THUNDERBOLT " . IN" TWO TABLEAUX . Tableau stools , a I clock . —The ( Bennett interior ) t led of gers a sJwp , and , containing several large large heaps counters of old , offic neivs e- - papers .
Please to observe that this magnificent picture represents the ( " youn Publisher g to ' s the office trade . " ) On smiling the as righ he t yo looks u ma at y a large a printer broad ' s sheet devil , kno correct wn as list ot the " chief ntents items bill , of a docu news me contained nt which in p the retends paper . give { Pull a the string ) . You now perceive that he is laughing at the discovery that
the 4 ing -1 * ** . b ' * tf y contents **< the -- »¦» - * 4- A- counter wt 4- c- bill Tn ^ II " is contains A the rti" \ fmv Publisher \ c far T * 4 *• more m \ r himself \ ir ^ news y % &\ xtc , in th 4- r * an " earnest * v \ the + r *» paper rwnor conversation itself ifrcalt . S ^ i tand 4- « with * v \ *^ - t t h h e le In f ve t o ntor f the of picture the " . E The picure Publisher Sauce "— is t arrang he sharp ing - f featured or the insertion Yankee to of an ance adve of rtis the em Proprietor ent in the of pap the er , Savice and you , that ma he y see is in by the the act excited of bargaining appear- . He , the Yankee ( as m the ay be ea undertakes sily perceived to ) is refusing incidentall to advertise
unless the Editor of paper praise ( y ) the t hi Ep s point icure , S and auce the " in Yankee a leading holds artic out le a . peace The - Publisher offering , in graduall the shape y yields of a the coup string le o ) f is dozen accepted of " . Sauce Talking " for to the one Editor of the ' s clerks acceptance is a fat , which light-haired { pull lawyer , in f a the rusty Theatre jiiea suit of Royal black i Athenseum Auicuecum . He is " and t he shares legal wjllh adviser ith that ch " popular of Mr .
Peppery jreppery , , ome .. [ : xvuya ., , csnares wlij . pupuuu actor found the out the profits fact acc tha ruing t the fro Thunderbolt m their joint of last " T proceedings uesday wee . " k conta He ined has an announcement , to the effect that " Mr . Peppery received an occasubj sio Publisher nal ect hint of . an from He action griml the for prom y declares libel pter , w , hi " that ch and state the has paper m come ent ca has to uses serve once among more a writ the become upo employes n the the 4-It n . i-rvmnfac ^ / jj \ + * // ¥ Zl t 9 + 4 **> + A . 1 ** A 4 * **?•*• < -V » - *» f \ * 1 /^^ nof avt % < lf 1 /\ T 1 f * I * V * tf * - » "V \ 1 C * * 3 k *•« - * T" * 1 *»
wretch handing over the counter a bundle ot tissue-paper to the prinma ter ' s see devi b l reading the hol es he in " contents boots bi that ll , " is is a type oor of b the the " hollowness liner . " You of I his y cheeks y that he is starving , and by the trembl p , ing y ( pull the string ) of his delirium hand tremens and the . redness By his of lifting his nose ( pull that the string he is ) subject his hat to to attacks that lad of y gentleman who is now , and entering by the his well office -shaped , you head will discover in which that are he set once his bleared was a and bloodshot eyesyou should be able to gather the facts that once
upon a time he wrot , e a novel and took a fair degree at a crack college u his p at general Oxford appearance . As he staggers that he towards is wending the his door way you to should the g know in shop by ! ( Pull the string and the scene changes . ) Tableau paper baskets II . —A and dusty office- , desks dirty . apartment In a prominent , containing bookshelf book-cases may , be waste seen - ,
Letnpriere ' s Dictionary ^ Every Man his man Lawyer , an Atlas , a in Dictionary a state of of delig Quotatwtis htful confusion , and Coi . 'nivalVs Geography . The place is Of course you have perceived that this letter-littered apartment is serve the * * Mr Editor . Levi s room Moses . " t In he the Pro centre rietor of instructin the picture the you Editor will in ob the - way he should go as regards , " p Ritualism , . " Mr . g Moses , who keeps
whole T r ^ nday rirlnv of as nc divine a day At *\ r service of e \ f rest r «»< st , , is a nnrl nd very lins has particular a * v lv knack finrlc about ot f \ f wearing wonrinor subjects Viim his of lint hat reli during rlnrinor gion . the tli He # » be is now " supported telling the . " Editor In " supporting that "he thinksh " the Bishop " the Bishop , Mr . Moses of London worshi should ps the seated God of at his that creation desk is , " that Austria ^ -s ( . From -deity our y ' clept own Mammon Correspondent . To ) " the writing right , vis with a vis the so aid hard of various at work German with the papers French , journals a letter , dated is " France " Vienna ( From , "— our his opecial Sn *» r » ial Commissioner r ~" i- » mmicci / - » n *» i" ^ ) " " Tn lo the frli # » 1 left <» ft" vr » n li have ? iv <» the tli / = » dramatic i \ vamn 15 r * critic rM'if-ir "
. you . You abovit can something see by . this Were gentleman you clever ' s face you that would he quickl is very y declare much annoyed that he would has written be quite a long rig notice ht . The , perfectl dramatic y unsuitable critic has to concocted the Thunderbolt a favourable . You review of a theatre that does not advertise ! Such an absurd blunder has onl of y course to be purchased to be rectified by crisp . Golden bank notes opiitions ! The on the motto Moses of establishment the great pro arc - Editor prietor ^ vtiiui ' is table lituic , " Nothing \ ju perceive jjci for civc nothing « x large migc , envelope and everything made inline of ui forei tui for tion cash ! " On You the
ment may - probabl the s a packet y you y guess contains its v ; contents a an article ? ciivciupc No received ? Well , from then a for certain gn your paper pujjui enli Govern . . ghten x uu - - ment , , which article has to be translated into English before it can make of its the appearance letter as make the leader out a of to le -morrow of baskets ' s Thunderbolt full of new . books By the . One side you coup of blank these . If baskets you are is cleve labelled r you " must Advertising know by Publishers this time , which " the set other of books is left will receive a meed of praise and which will provoke the severest cen-
The Working Of The "Morning Thunderbolt"...
upon sure . the ( Pull Thunderbolt the string as . ) an And oracle now and you regarding see an its idiotic Jewish Peop proprietor le looking as Do the best of C with hristia them ns , ? and the most public-spirited of Englishmen ! you agree
Music Halls.
MUSIC HALLS .
Mise No Than Institution Has The Has Mus...
mise No than institution has the has Music ever Hall proved . more thoroughly false to its early proment We w w ere uld to assuredl ld , when exercise the idea a beneficial me first into influence notice over , that the its encourage of - y progress music the hours amongst of the the night lower in dissolute classes ; indulgence that many at peo the p public le , who -house now , wou spend ld , i '
¦ wealth time , fell be ow weaned creatures from would their evil in doings , l and terms that be the en sou nobled ls of our hro less h the gentle y agency of art ! In , fact genera we were told , all sorts of things ug , which proved , perhaps by time , to we be did not not less believe fallacious , and than which the have great , at majority all events of , been prediction ^ s lic W hen set the an Canterbur examle y w Music hich has Hall now came been prominentl followed y all before over the London pub-— , you may say all over p England—the principal attraction which was luiwiuu iu uuui 111 uiLii 1 iiwits miuicai
well pui -known operatic work me . The .. Lc : performance a . , we selection are free irom to confess some was somewhat coazse , but it was not wanting in a certain brilliancy and , f or h th , and sel as ectio ther n s , were we have one no or two doubt singers but that of with passabl care e merit and jud enga gm ged ent ' th of e D the c estin haracte public y has r , , as h o h a w e natural ever entertainme , wi conse lled n quence t other might , w impr have ise , and oved been the . raised Music , and Hall the , taste as it ( nf- nrps *» nt stands , is mischievous tn thf art ¦ whin ' h if -r » r <» f- <» n < -1 c trt
uphold . Operatic selections , it is true , are still to be heard , but i they t wer are e be , t as ter a for rule the , so use badl of y sung that and they vul sh garl ould y accompajaied omitted , and , that , in [ i — man from y cases the , programme they appear . to have died away—unheeded and unregretted 1 i human and Nothing , in beings sober is l , istened earnestness endowed to now with , we -a-days th must e but ordi express na the ry so gi - f called our t of astonishment reason " comic , should songs that be , " j j
bit found ions to . go It nig is quite ht aft impossible er night in to order name to anything witness such equal humiliating to the stup exhi idity - of these ears on comic the songs latform , unless dressed , indeed in ou , tl it andis be h their clothes vulgarit and y orname . A n man ted sing with app , verse whiskers after of verse ferocious , of , pointless length twaddle and hideous , interspersed hue , , and with proce a blatant eds to i j harmonv obl " chor iging us l , y . " a consents in ve which rse of , and the the audience tune each which mem is requested he haoDens f it con to trib to join u know tes . , to The best th . audience g It enera not l I
p unfrequentl erfect silence y occurs , and under that one such of circumstances these humorous , it migh efforts t not is received unreason with ably from be supposed making that his the re-app artist earance would before refrain an , from audience motives to of whom delicacy his , ; j We talents are do all not however appear liable to have to be afforded deceived unqualified and no matter satisfaction how , j ! occupies slender the the , amount chair will , of announce the success , in achieved stentorian , , the accents gentleman , that " who Mr . ; f
to So- and- in So whiskers will oblige more again alarming — , and which vestments lie acco , if rding possibl ly proceeds e , more I when treadmill hideous , ( if he than is sternl continued on y refuses the until previous to the sing exhausted any occasion more . ) singe he This is r set has species free sung , and four of a musical llowed songs , j ; > to exercise , over other Music Halls , the improving influence of his talent .
There are numerous other details connected with the entertainments ] allude offered to to them the public in the at present Music notice Halls , , would which take call us for beyond remark the , but limits to of the space at , our disposal . In another article we shall draw attention ( maddening to the " serio than -comic those lad which y , " whose we have performances endeavoured are , to on describe the whole . , more
Encouragement For Inventors.
ENCOURAGEMENT FOR INVENTORS .
Chilled Major -Shell Pai Jackets .Liskr ...
chilled Major -shell Pai jackets . liskr for has the received army in a Ab large yssinia order , in hopes from Government of counteracting for \ ! the effects of the hot climate . i Major Palliser has given his best attention to the construction of the uomrfa onrl l-m « i cr \ f » nt n < = » nrlv n . thousand noimris on tViis invention . !
probable Theodore Major return Palliser the chilled of has the received - prisoners shell jackets a , so telegram kind will l not y to treated be the required effect by that that . noble , owing convert to the , and Major a residence Palliser , in has Whitecross received three street hundred , as a recognition pounds as on an the indemnity part of , the Major Government Palliser of has debts had his contracted pockets in rifled the , service like his of ordnance the country . .
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 14, 1867, page 201, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14091867/page/7/
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