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    • SPECIAL ADMINISTRATION.
    • SWEETS TO THE SWEETS!
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      The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...

      THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . *

      No. 41.] London, February 15, 1868. [Pri...

      No . 41 . ] LONDON , FEBRUARY 15 , 1868 . [ Price Twopence .

      Special Administration.

      SPECIAL ADMINISTRATION .

      The Exhibition Of Incapacity On The Part...

      The exhibition of incapacity on the part of the police to perform their proper duties has been a most encouraging feature of the Fenian transactions which have taken place much during awe the do last we month feel for or anything two . So in great the shape respect of , executive and so power , exponent that we believe of itfro 1 imp m Btk the Bjp licitl hi y hest in the policeman perfect VH infallibility or tide-waiter of

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      to at an present adequate into force department of Specials s , each . of which will be committed The Prime Minister . —For this post two special Prime pected Ministers , as onl occasion y are to arises be appointed , to tell the , of lies whom pertaining one will to be the exor office convictions , while the being other required explains them for this away post . No none policy will , principles be issued , , and the officials who undertake b Biv ~ r it must be prepared to have

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      lavender duty of these , to abstain specials from will doing be to anything lay themselves whatever up , carefull and to pre y in - vent any other person or persons from doing anything for the amelioration of the state of pauperism or paupers . formed Clerical , composed Affairs , if . — possible A bench , of of persons special Bishops who can will curse be receiving schismatics , £ 20 in , 000 Christian a year langu for doing age , and so . who Any do reli not gion object , and all to op ^~~ J ¦ — ' inions — « - ^ B * ^ B . B * p- , W are Bl BJ « ^^ admissible BpfBP VB > BP ** BB BJ BbF B . ^ Bi PV * ^ B * , H BB if Bfc coup ^ B > BBB > VW » B » B * led B , B ^ B ** B » with B B J « Bjp Jfa b ^ adequate B ^ Bj ^ p-B ^ B ^ ^^ f B ^« ** V V V powe W ^ ^^ * " ^^ * r of ** Bto

      sleep , and an absence of arithmetical principles . plete The administrative above , it will be system seen , , is and calculated will enable to form the nation a very to com go - on for some time during the neglect of the ordinary functionaries well-disposed . At classes any rate an the opportunity scheme will of afford making all a the great loyal mani and - festation and it is of expected their disposition that they to will support avail the themselves kingdom of somehow it as it , deserves .

      Sweets To The Sweets!

      SWEETS TO THE SWEETS !

      The Society Of Apothecaries Has Just Adm...

      The Society of Apothecaries has just administered a dose of soothing syrup to the too impetuous disciples of Dr . Mary Walker . One of these ladies has written to a contemporary , from stating , which that we she gather has receivecl that all a female communication students may from now the Society present , themselves B > B > B > "W Vj BVBb ipB 1 ^ F ** V ^^^ VbV B for ^ ^ BP" BB examination ^ V » B ^ Bj ^ BJ B > B # BB ^ B «« B * ^^ V B * B * ^ V * B > BB B in » ^ I ~ ^ Arts PJ I ^ v ' ^ - ^ ^ BP . ^ ^ B ^ " ^^ y J the ^ BP ^ ^^ ~ W dance " ^ P ^ ^ VV ^ B ^ ^ V Bf of ^ B ^ B ^ St ^^ ^ V . B > Vitus ¦ * B " ^ w . ^^ B > I ~*

      these apothecaries are a knowing set . They have exactly defined the of the limits science of female , the bolus meddling -mixing . As , leech to the -fixing nasty , limb and - horrible hacking part and the suffered rest of to it turn —away over with all the that repulsive is rjretty thoug and romantic ht ! But they and are are freely admitted to the simple examination in Arts . A , waggish crew are these gallant apothecaries , and their resolve is highly suggestive !

      What Is A Relieving Officer?—A Relieving...

      What is a Relieving Officer ?—A relieving officer is a merciful institution ordained for the purpose of relieving the community of obtrusive paupers .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 15, 1868, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_15021868/page/1/