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34 THE TOM AHA WK. [January c2, 1870.
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JVEXT YEAR'S JPAJSTTOMIME .
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It is with great pleasure that we give t...
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I OUR ¦ ¦ BOOKMA ' ¦ • ¦- • • " & ¦ ¦ - ...
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The Table Book. Edited by Gilbert Abbott...
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PARIS FASHIONS FOR 1870.
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Morning with leather Dress or .— oth Loo...
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AN OBJECTION TO HALF-MEASURES. 1
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The tide of Bankruptcy has indeed turned...
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34 The Tom Aha Wk. [January C2, 1870.
34 THE TOM AHA WK . [ January c 2 , 1870 .
Jvext Year's Jpajsttomime .
JVEXT YEAR'S JPAJSTTOMIME .
It Is With Great Pleasure That We Give T...
It is with great pleasure that we give the first scene from the such Christmas " peculiar book . " Althoug merits of the h that it princi is we not pal shall by pantomime feel Mr . E no . L surprise . Blanchard for the at witness , coming it has - ing its production at Drury Lane Theatre . GfnttereUa ant > tfte placjtr S $ i » tn s fttacfjfttc ; OR , . . .
HARLEQUIN MOSES , SAMUELS AND THE LITTLE OLD WOMAN WHO USED TIDMAN'S SEA SALT . Scene I . —The halls of Holloway ' s . Demons making up parcels of pills for the Colonies .
Enter Old Parr and Father Time . , Old Parr . —Well met , Old Time ! Hast got thy Christmas bills ? Time . —Law They bless cure rheumatcs yer , no , Sir , ch . ol See ' raj fever these , gout famous . pills . Also the income tax .
Old Time Parr { angril ( derisivel y ) . —Doubt y ) . — my Oh , word you get ! Were out ! you young , old I'd strike fzller , you . Old Parr { scornfully ) . —Strike me ? a perfect miller . I ' m strong ! Time { surprised ) . —Strong !
Old Parr { explaining ) . —From drinking sarsaparilla . Time . —Put on the gloves { aside ) . Ha ! ha ! That ' s a feeler ! Old Parr . — for Put Wheeler on the ! gloves { calling a cab ) . Hi , here , I say , { Exit Old Parr in a advertisemejits cab covered with . ) placards displaying
Time . —So he ' s ga 7 it ( gone ) . I'm glad the visit ' s over . { A gong sounds Give , Parr and the hts g spirit love—yes of , Willing his Paris and glover Co ! ., the ad-Spirit . —You vertisemeizt see I ' m here contractors , Old Time , ascends —you need . ) not bow , I ' ve a present for you . It ' s made by Howe . { Produces nicel ttr sewing y { \ she pauses machine ) . ) . 'Twill sew ' your , linen
^^ ^ k 4 ^^ ^^^ w ^~ * ^ ^^ w ^ v * ' ^ v v ^ v - ^ -m ^ gm w Time . — Yes ? Therefore ? Spirit { smiling ) . — 'Xcuse the pun , you know the Howe and wherefore . Time Spirit { deli { smiling ghted ) . — )— . Oh Comme thanks qa indeed { producing —it cost another a lot o sewing dibs ? machine ?)
Time { producing See , here g ' s ifts a Wilcox ) . —Ah ! and Gibbs { gifts ) . Time Spirit . — . —I ' m liberal , very . That ' s not a story , Spirit . — Some From new Grant perfume and Gask —Clements , Sir , some the dresses inventor m . oire * . Spirit Time { . — delighted ) . —Clements ! No All , I m rig ean ht ! the scenter ( centre ) . See By Parkins some notes and papers , here ' s a lot ' o ,
Time Spirit . — ( weeping ) -. — , Tha . t allusion Remember ' s sad . please , the Gotto . Time . — What mean those moist tears ? Spirit . —Our suppers gone . Time Spirit . — . —The exception only No , there still are oysters . Time— Be not a mule .
. The exception oft proclaims the Rule . Spirit . —You wear sandals ! Time . — Boots I arn't affordin ' . Spirit . —I walk a deal . Time . — And get boots a Cording ( according ) .
Spirit . —Precisely . And now let ' s both to dinner . Time Spirit . — ( surprised H ' ) m . — , I Dine ' ve seen ? you dine before , young sinner . Time ( laughing ) . —In London . Spirit pe rplexed London ) . —Where know : Do 1 n't want to "bore yer ; , you
It Is With Great Pleasure That We Give T...
Time . — I always go eastward Oh s , yes far , past I sawyer St . Paul j . Spirit . —You mean to say that you are Crosby ' s haul ! ( hall . ) Where Now to all fairer the real stones ms axe of . dazzling lad . delight , Time . — You mean g are Bright ! y ( Scene changes to the Realms of Advertisers ' ¦¦ ' . Ballet of Billstickers . ) ' _"
I Our ¦ ¦ Bookma ' ¦ • ¦- • • " & ¦ ¦ - ...
I OUR ¦ ¦ BOOKMA ' ¦ ¦ - • " & ¦ ¦ - KgJR ¦ ¦ ¦ . ¦ 1
The Table Book. Edited By Gilbert Abbott...
The Table Book . Edited by Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett . Illustrated London . by George ' CRUICKSHAN - K . . Bell and Dald . y , c , ert This ainly ( a superior companion to the volume sister to work Cruickshank . Not onl ' s y " does Omnibus it contain " ) is illustrated Thackeray by ' s admirable the veteran burlesque caricaturist of , " but A Legend also the of Editor the Rhine ' s ex , " - quisite iece of drollery" The Lilof Park Lane . " And here
we can p trace the great ori , ginals from y which those weak copies that of mock deluged novel the s were comic derived papers . som After e few ' * The years Lily since of Park in the Lane form " and the " Legend of the Rhine , " the waggery of the present day praises seems stale of the , flat Past , and , we unprofitable cannot hel . p Without grieving wishing over the to Present sing- the and dreading the Future . ,
Life in Lo 7 idon . By PIERCE Egan . Illustrated by I . R . and Amusing G as . CruicksH a literary 'ANK curiosity . Hotten . So , this London was . - the kind of mire stuff that their our taste grandfathers . The writing were pleased in Life with in London ! We cannot is beneat ad h - ' j contempt doubtless , from become an very author popular ' s point among of view the , although multitude it once will , ¦ again weakest 4 . descri The hP , witticisms ption b —unworth # contained y even in of thi a s provincial volume are i Joe P of Miller B B the
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Paris Fashions For 1870.
PARIS FASHIONS FOR 1870 .
Morning With Leather Dress Or .— Oth Loo...
Morning with leather Dress or . — oth Loose er material fitting suit calculated , of a lig to ht resist colour a , sabre lined cutl , , Single barrelled pistol and life preserver in breast pocket . Afternoon Dress . —Frock coat , thickly padded ;
dark-coloure dusters d trousers . , with large side pockets fitted with " knuckle-Large umbrella or walking-stick concealing a rapier . Evening Dress . —The only alteration in the fashion of last year and loaded is that . the Steel revolvers undershirts are now are worn also becoming eight-chambered general , in fashionable circles .
An Objection To Half-Measures. 1
AN OBJECTION TO HALF-MEASURES . 1
The Tide Of Bankruptcy Has Indeed Turned...
The tide of Bankruptcy has indeed turned . After an unpre-. cedented addition to the average number of petitions presented Act during did the not last comprise days of December a single bankruptcy , the first G case azette . Of under course ^ the , make scarc some el such a y note worth result of the moralising as fact this , for was it over points to . be However to expected one of , three we , and may conclusions , perhaps as well , is , or even to all of them : —
ist . That the old Act was too lenient . 2 nd . That the new Act is too severe . ject 3 rd to . That being the forced English to discharge race are , naturall even fifty y dishonest per cent , and of their obliabilities . 2 There but we may fear be conclusion room for No argument . 3 admits on of concl ho contradiction usions Nos . I . and At all action , events of , this the , rush speaks into badl bankruptcy y for the integ of last rity month of the age and . the re-
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 22, 1870, page 34, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22011870/page/10/
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