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THE TOMAHAWK: A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATI...
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No. 7.] LONDON, JUNE 22, 1867. [Price Tw...
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NAVY REPORTS.
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A select committee of Tomahawks was tele...
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OUR WELCOME TO THE SULTAN.
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Hi Guests s Highness that are the regal ...
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The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...
THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . "
No. 7.] London, June 22, 1867. [Price Tw...
No . 7 . ] LONDON , JUNE 22 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .
Navy Reports.
NAVY REPORTS .
A Select Committee Of Tomahawks Was Tele...
A select committee of Tomahawks was telegraphed for on the Thursday actual last state by of Sir our J oh navy n Pakington at the present , to assist moment in reporting . Sir John on the was under ghest the advantage impression to the that public such service a committee , and after would mature be of warded deliberation to our b ^ p * with office Sir : — J . Hay , the following telegram was
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Our Welcome To The Sultan.
OUR WELCOME TO THE SULTAN .
Hi Guests S Highness That Are The Regal ...
Hi Guests s Highness that are the regal Sultan are has rare promised , I believe to ; visit us : May When the the weather scarce be stranger fair , and we our try efforts to receive felicitous . , With Limited a Court Monarch which in is given name to and chilling in deed formality , , It rests ¦ with the peop h le h to show ~ hosp mr ¦ itality Bf
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 22, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22061867/page/1/
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