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    • LES GRANDS PRIX.
    • A BALL FROM THE BALLET.
    • SOMETHING THEY DO BETTER IN FRANCE.
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      134 The Tomahawk. [July 27, 1867. J

      134 THE TOMAHAWK . [ July 27 , 1867 . j

      Les Grands Prix.

      LES GRANDS PRIX .

      A Great Deal Of Dissatisfaction Having B...

      A great deal of dissatisfaction having been expressed at the manner in which the awards have been made at the Paris Universal to investi Exposition gate the , matter it appears himself that . the It Emperor is now said has that determined several destined important for changes the grands will be prix made , while in the many list of new those names at pres will ent be added br 4 h . We subjoin ti W ^ r vahh a few of ~ i those b who have b already ¦

      success-VV ^^^ A ^ BB ^^^^ V ¦ V ^^ ^ v M — . r ^ ^^^ w ¦ ^ B ^* B * " ~ ^ ^^^ ^ r - ^^ ^^ v * ^^^ ^ m ^ ^»^^^*^» ^^ B ^ . ^ v ^^ w - ^^ ^^^ r ^^^ v m - ^^ v —— ^ b ^ ^ bb " ^ ^^ fully forced themselves upon the Imperial attention , and as we have Moniteur taken there them cannot directly be from a question the "partie as to their non officiate perfect " authen of the - ticity . ^ Her Most Gracious Majesty the Queen . —Process for the Destruction of National Enthusiasm . Gold Medal .

      Count de Bismarck . — New Treatise on Legerde ? nain . Gold Medal . The Late Jamaica Committee . — Variotis Machines for the Exhaustion of Air . Honourable Mention . Committee of Music Hall Proprietors . — Apparatus

      for Sailing ttear the Wind . Honourable Mention . Ditto of Original English Playwrights . — Complete English and French Dictionary . Gold Medal . The Ritualistic Commission . —Neva Process of Playing with Eire . Gold Medal .

      The Emperor of Abyssinia . —^ Treatise on International Latu . Honourable Mention . The Right Hon . Benjamin Disraeli . — Construction of Principles in Indian Rubber . Great Prize . John able Bright Mention , . Esq ., M . P . —Infernal Machines .

      Honour-Joint Committee of Railway Directors . — New Account Cooking Apparatus . Gold Medal . Ditto Method Ditto of utilizing of Debenture Blind Man and f s B Shareholders tiff for purposes . — of New Speculation . Gold Medal .

      The Bishop of Oxford . —Application of Soap to Theological Purposes . Gold Medal . The Present Government . —Process for Silvering Political Pills . Honourable Mention . Mr . Whalley . —Original Applications of the Ninth

      Commandment . Honourable Mention . Henry Great Cole Prize . , C . B . —Essay on the First Personal Pronoun . The Speaking Two Houses Dolls . Honourable of Convocation Mention . — . Improvements in Mr Gol . Martin d MedaL F . Tupper . —New Material for Ship Ballast .

      A Ball From The Ballet.

      A BALL FROM THE BALLET .

      I Am My One Dear Of The Sir Girl , S You...

      I am My one dear of the Sir girl , s you have chopped at who was behind the I happen stalls at to the have Spiil had -and a good -Pelt home Fete education held at the and Crystal own frankl Palace . that I did not like making an Aunt Sally of myself , to be thrown y at ladies by the who swells , though on not Saturday on the the stage 13 , th are , and most sneered of , them at b acting y the their little parts in every-day life . But what was I to do ? I theatre am ^ — — - ^ ^ ' earning » ^^ - ^^ of ^^ ™» which not - — ^ onl ^ — - — the y — — my - ^^ manager ^ — own ^— - — —• —» , m but ^^ ¦ is my ^^ high mother ^^^ % mace ^ w"w ' s , - livelihood bearer w ^ ^^^ m ^^ ^ v * w to ^ ^^ p in the ^ A A a ^^

      charity , and I was threatened with loss of engagement and consequent salary , if I refused to go through the obnoxious ordeal . There ing my was dail no y bread help for I succumbed it—not having , and any I suppose other means I shall of do gain so - not a good gain seem , , and unless probable I know I make , no as a one tremendous I believe on the my hit press legs on who the are stage could not , particularl which call me does a y goddess I should or very an much angel in like cap to ital know letters who . But really if I benefits must do by this the , of show pocket ? I by am cabs sure and I don such 't , for small I always expenses catch . cold , and am out

      I Am My One Dear Of The Sir Girl , S You...

      the Please only inhabitants Sir , is it true two that demented there is a ring Dramatic -clowns College and a ? super Are - and annuated box- else keeper ? , Have whose their lives lives are if a so burden been , to less themselves a burden than everyone before ? And is it true that they , are , not even supplied library with back % M numbers y friend , of Mr . the Buskin Era , first from tragedian the Warden at the ' s private Royal , Whitechapel Fair b begs bfc me , and to ask f occasional at the same comic h time at the on Theatre what occasion Royal May the

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      Something They Do Better In France.

      SOMETHING THEY DO BETTER IN FRANCE .

      Fear From That The Several Tone Civil Of...

      fear From that the several tone Civil of some Service of Clerks the letters a number we have of received second- , rate we actresses , and a few crowned heads , of Europe , are thirsting eagerl in the y service for our of blood the . public Well , , but be it we so warn ; we those are prepared who would to dare die to offer us bodily chastisement that we always carry about with us ( concealed in our waistcoat pocket ) a three-hundred pounder

      and a two-handed sword . Those who would pull our nose must do it over our dead body t For the caution of those who would molest take lac us e , we were publish an insult an account offered to of us the . proceedings that would p Tomahawk Office , th , 186— . the 10 Hon A . M . Augustu . —A deputation s Youngerson , consisting and the of Emperor Miss Pussy of Boulvardia Necklow ,

      waited upon the Editor and staff , of the Tomahawk , to come to , some understanding about certain articles which had appeared in the " Saturday Journal of Satire . " The Editor said that the articles had been written conscientiously , and that he could offer no further explanation . io . 15 A . M . —The deputation held a consultation among

      themselves . 10 . 20 A . M . —rThe Editor was requested to retract the articles complained io . 2 o £ a . m of . — on The the Editor part of refused self and to Staff comp . ly with the request . tempted ' 10 . 21 A ( with . M . — partial Miss Pussy success Necklow ) to scratch then the advanced Editor's eyes , and out at . - 10 ¦ v . 2 3 A « M «—The Hon ¦ . ff Augustus Youngerson then ¦ horse ¦ -

      ^^^^ ^ l ^^ V B ^^ <^ B 1 V *^ ^^ ^ r ^^^ ^^ <^ ^^^^ 1 ^^ . B . B ^^^^ ^^ ^ . W ^ . ^ ^^^^^ P ^ K ^^^^ ^^ ^* ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^ i ^ P ^ V ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ whipped the Editor and the Staff . of 10 the . 30 Editor A . M .. — , and The struck Emperor with of his Boulvardia fist the faces then of boxed the Staff the . ears 10 . 35 A . M . —The Editor and Staff then burst into tears , and declared it was " a shame . " tired 10 . . 40 a . m . —After a few parting remarks , the deputation

      re-2 P . M . —The Editor and Staff still in tears . 4 5 p P . . M m . . — — The The Editor Editor mastered and Staff sobbing his . emotion . , and declared that he " would tell his ( the Editor ' s ) mama . " The Staff used words to the same effect They then retired . a w ^ b- correct ^ pr If ^^ ^ m our oh ^ b * ^^ 1 ^ correspondent * account av ^ V ^* ^^ r M * <^ W of ^ r ** what v s m w do ^ p W would * not jr ^ r ^ B" v w ^ believe v ~ w ^ r take ** v < m « b ^ b ^^ th p ^^ b at lace « v » w ^ ^ bf the ^ itf were ? v above ^ Hf «^ ^^ they ^ > b » «¦> ^ would bb ^ * to ^ - ^^ put y be » ^ ^^

      judge their dreadful for themselves threats into by calling execution at , our we would office . advise Certainly them they to would not find us there , but they would see our publisher , who , we the have occasion no doubt , if the , would facts of kindl the y case consent were to explained act as our to deputy him with on tact Seriousl and delicacy y , we would . remind our readers that it is our painful duty to have to act up to the policy of our motto , " Invitat culpam qui peccatum proeterit .

      Joke To Be Uttered By A Cabinet Minister...

      Joke to be uttered by a Cabinet Minister Thirsting for Fame as a " Comical , Fellow . "—A tipsy naval officer at the Agricultural Hall Ball was heard to declare that the champagne was simply Beige-water .

      The Men That Young Ladies Prefer.—Hymen.

      The Men that Young Ladies Prefer . —Hymen .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 27, 1867, page 134, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_27071867/page/2/