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I4Q THE TOMAHAWK [July 27, 1867
RUMOURS OF THE WEEK.
It is said that the Sultan's visit to th...
In In When my all jirst things he 'tis t...
ANSWER TO CHARADE IN No. ir. j
This scented kerchief she gave to me! J ...
NOTICES TO CORRESPONDENTS.
arrived Cinderella too late , for W. ack...
The Province I Was Sir Subject ,— Certai...
the crumbs that fell from the table of such an intellectual banquet ciating . I the feel gems most humbl of wit y , and how flashing utterly incapable darts of I sarcasm am of appre that - poured from those august lips ; I sincerely deplore what is my misfortune , if not my fault ; but I find that it is shared by so many Let those persons superior that beings I venture , who to come suggest to a the kind Opera of compromise to talk , and .
not to listen—whose delicate nerves , unable to bear the noise on ing the harmony stage , are of their obliged own to voices seek — refuge let them in the be dulcet provided and with sooth a - kind kind of of peep loose -hole -box , , whence enclosed they on can all look sides , on but to furnished the stage with to see a content when the without Act is — over disturbing , and where , I was they going can to talk say to — their I mean hearts em- ' barrassing others between the choice of two pleasures . During
means the entr it 'actes appears they to mi me ght that be let they out would to see enjoy and be themselves seen , by which quite as enj much oy the as Opera they much do now more , and . that I and those like me would ness Hop of ing this , Sir letter , that as you the will natural forgive and the inherent irreverence faults and of one selfish who - is not fortunate enoug , h to belong to the upper classes of society , I beg to remain , Your obedient Servant , RUSTICUS .
I4q The Tomahawk [July 27, 1867
I 4 Q THE TOMAHAWK [ July 27 , 1867
Rumours Of The Week.
RUMOURS OF THE WEEK .
It Is Said That The Sultan's Visit To Th...
It is said that the Sultan ' s visit to this country ( unlike that of Supreme the Belg Majesty ians ) has has not resolved been without to abolish its influence the terribly forgood concise . His tary punishment enoug , or h to any offend of other the his Bowstring person Supreme of . rank Majesty For the who , future will shall be , any condemned be hi unfortunate gh digni , not - pation to death in by London strangulation ! Terrible , but fate to a ! course It is rumoured of fashionable that to dissi ren - - lutel der the y retained punishment the services complete of the his Bel Supreme gian Reception Majesty Committee has
absofor most the stringent purpose compact ; and has , to bound write over a hymn Mr . in Bartholomew praise of each , by cul the - him effect prit . . , We the Sultan fancy , that will not after find the his publication , ministers of very an apt ukase to thwart to this period Circus The , Marquis of at two this years popular of Townshend . It place is said of has amusement that tak he en Astley intends ; and 's to Theatre that revive severa for the a l aristocratic first piece to personages be produced will will perform be a on drama their of hobb thrilling y-horses interest . The entitled " StJames' and St . Giles' or the Marquis and the Men- ,
. princ dicant ipal , " in part four . acts It is , the in which intention the of noble each Marquis of the various will play distin the - occasion guished amateurs it is to be to hoped take that a benefit the profession during the will season standb , on which them . The Free List will include the House of Peers and the inmates y of the Chief Metropolitan Workhouses . Lord Arthur Clinton whose intimate acquaintance with the World behind the Scenes , is well known , will act as Stage Manager .
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Answer To Charade In No. Ir. J
ANSWER TO CHARADE IN No . ir . j
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.. may to Draught sleep " while intended learning to be " conveyed a part "— by for the the sufferer soporific ' s having quality gone of that gentleman ' s dramatic writings is not unknown to the public . Answer to the last Enigma— " Hemlock . " Solutions A have Modern been Mohock received and from twenty T . - W four ., incorrect S . B ., Cinderella . , J ( iM ., ,
Notices To Correspondents.
NOTICES TO CORRESPONDENTS .
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arrived Cinderella too late , for W . acknowledgment F . D ., & c . —Your . answers We were to obli the ged Enigma to call letters " Wo ! " came to all to communications hand . If about are French " veal" scholars days before your will you you observe that we have just made a pun—it is generally believed There ( in Putney , what ) that do you " weal think " in of Paris that f is Not always much called of a joke * Weau , eh . " ?
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thing write observe for like that a talent well would -conducted in - the be contributors paper " monthl you have y , make " but sent a great to us . mistake We may some when here - with they their oblige writings us with . the We names have not of the the periodicals slightest desire they to honour learn what magazines receive contributions from Brown , J ones , or even Robinson . regard A Modern in the Mohock light . of —As " quite you a know comical perfectl fellow y well " not that to say we
you , this " a mad week wag which , " you to must tell pardon the truth us is for sadl rejecting y wanting your in "Anagram wit , point " , and humour , . You , will see however , that we have printed your Charade in the current number . W . T . R . —You must not feel offended if we inform you that . thoughts we consider ( as we your feel communication that we have been utter too rubbish severe . ) we On prefer second to
substitute for " rubbish" the word " bosh . " revenge M . K ! . M Yes . —Cruel ( to fulfil and our wicked duty man as Editor , you ) , have we have had been your ruffian obliged , what to read have your we ever attempts done to at you wit to and bring humour upon ourselves ! Say , so Beau horrible Peep a vengeance . —Good , but ! not quite what we want . ^ An < N » ^ V 1 Admirer * i ^^ k ^ AfdH * * ^ «¦ I 0 i + ^ of ^ mr * the mm ^ ^ 1 M " Tomahawk ^» ^^ fW ATA ^ ^ Jm ^ Jm \ ^ ^ VV ^« % . V "—Of " ^ ^ course ^* r ^— ' wv ^ ^ ^ m * it — * - is ^ ~ very w ¦ - ^ *—
nice sent to to us be we told can that but you have like a us very , but small really regard after for what either you you have or your C . op D . inions P . —Th . e subject " paint" has been worked to death , otherwise your parody is passable . Declined with Thanks . —Angerona , C . Sharp , O . W . R ., A C . . W B . . C H , ., T of . D M . . D G ., . R A . ., F « . A F .. Poor R . W . Man O ., , J " . " S L ., ., G " . H H . . E , . R W . K ., . " S A ., Two M -ton and Gentleman C . S . M . , " L . S . B ., F . W . G ., " A Cuckoo , " J . ,.,
Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 27, 1867, page 140, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_27071867/page/8/