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    August 3'» 1 **71 THE TOMAHAWK. 179

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    FALSE BILLS THAT MAY BE "FOUND" TRUE.

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    I and If the all Barry Mr. Pug Desi in g...

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    "YOUR COMPANY AT DINNER."

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    Lad Your y Bellwether Company j and at D...

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    LA CIGALE ET LA FOURMI.

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    L'Autriche ayant guerroye Tout l'ete. Se...

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    Blairs Sermons cum Stubus Anatomy of the...

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    has Fitting (thanks to to a Mr T . .— To...

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    August 3'» 1 **71 The Tomahawk. 179

    August 3 '» 1 ** 71 THE TOMAHAWK . 179

    False Bills That May Be "Found" True.

    FALSE BILLS THAT MAY BE " FOUND" TRUE .

    I And If The All Barry Mr. Pug Desi In G...

    I and If the all Barry Mr . Pug Desi in gn , jun for ., has the written Houses about of Parliament the late Mr is to . Pug be accepted in , sen ., without will a grain lose some of salt of , it its is lustre much . to be Be feared this as that it the fame we have of Sir learnt Charles b the Barry recent correspondence that has appeared in may the , pages of our con y - temporary the Pall Mall Gazette , the fact that eminent architects have hands not the the smallest labour of compunction rival contemporaries in passing off Such as the a practice work of is their much own to

    . adopted be deprecated by the , and members we can of other only professions sincerely trust . that it will never be pect Should to hear our worst of the apprehensions following bills be being realised sent , we in may to confidentl the people y ex to - whom they are respectively addressed : — £ j . d . i . The Rev . C . H . Spurgeon Dr . to the Bishop of Oxford .

    1 st March . —For one " sensation" sermon on ' * Crinoline anecdotes and the Gorilla lete , " with ... jokes , puns ... , and ... humorous ... O io 6 , comp 2 . Mr . Whalley , M . P ., Dr . to Arthur Lloyd , Esq . % rd April humorous — . For hits one at first the -rate Speaker comic , Parliamentary complimentary song allusions , with

    answer to Mr . Beales to the , cry M . of A ., " S and ing , encore Whalley verses , sing ( to " ) be sung . in .. 3 12 6 3 . Dr . Manning Dr . to Mr . Whalley , M . P . $ th May . —For a series of twelve controversial tracts in Irish defence Roman of the Catholic Papacy ' Priesthood , Auricular ( very Confession cheap ) , and the ... o 4 6 4 . Mr . Stuart Adeip 7 ( Li it Dr g ) ht . to yuvenile Mr . C . Comedian Fechter , . T . R .

    Jime sive qth— of A the nnotated introduced " reading soliloquy " of the out part of Mac of Box Beth . inclu com- - mencing ' * Is this a dagger I see before me ? " ... 1 10 6 5 . Louis Napoleon , Empero Minister r , . Dr . to Bismarck , August inclusive , 1866 . of —For experiments one lesson with in the the needle art of emp gun ire , dethrone making - , speeches ment of princes , & c , complete , horse-stealing ... from . Kings .. of . Hanover .. 1 , 000 , , 000 o o

    6 . The Belgian Volunteers Dr . to the Lord Mayor and Corporation of London . yune sive , 1867 of . — half For a one fowl lesson , the in greater the art part of hosp of a itality shoulder , inclu of - cold lamb , and a dozen and a half of porter ... o 4 64 7 The British Nation and the Whole World Dr .

    b — . ™ - ^ —^^^ ^ m -w ^~ ^^ ^~ —» ^^ ^^ ^^ — ^ ^~ ^ k ^ m — ^ -. ^ ^ « - * ^^ ^ n ^* ^» h v ^ v ^ ^ b ^^ ^*^ •*¦ " V ^ * " ^ " ^ ^ ^^^ ¦^ . * «^ h ^ r » ^ to The Tomahawk . May ( to best August quality , 1867 ) in . — morality For one , thousand patriotism excellent , loyalty lessons , wit , humour , and sarcasm ... ... .., 24 , 000 , 000 , 000 o o

    "Your Company At Dinner."

    "YOUR COMPANY AT DINNER . "

    Lad Your Y Bellwether Company J And At D...

    Lad Your y Bellwether Company j and at Dinner not having has been any requested other engagement by—we will on the say , day old usual mentioned time , in you tying have your accepted white tie her ; strugg invitaaion ling in ; and you out have of a wasted Hansom the ; greeting your host and reviewing your co-diners ; and you are now ocher cupy dinner ing one or of the Lad conversation y B . ' s chairs of , with your the neig intention hbours , or of perchance enjoying either both . But * ' Hope is a curtail dog in some events" and more especially in the

    , event As of an obtaining old friend a good of the dinner famil at I Lad know y Bellwether the menu 's . blindfold but y , ;—thick then carrot I white are get persuading the soup same , facing when into the I the mild go vanity to gravy X . Y of , . which or calling Z . ' some s dinner itself erratic yulienne parties stri I ps The ; the of inevitable turbot , which , by the way , is the best and only fact in the feast mutton mutton , when and and it the the isn boiled boiled 't a brill fowls fowls : and decentl decentlv then , horror interred interred of horrors in in a a white white ! the sauce sauce saddle of of no no of , y

    taste or denomination whatever , ;—you know the abomination well , I am takes sure them , and as can a personal sympathize affront with , after Joh calml n Leech y supporting ' s old gentleman the infliction , who twenty times elsewhere . You may say , and justly , a saddle of mutton is an excellent dish ; so melled it is—especially with a layer if it of hails opal from fat and Wales golden or Dartmoor skin above — it juicy . But and it ena is a - great ave dined mistake every to suppose day , for you weeks can , ' t on have black too -game much and of a strawberries good thing . and I

    Lad Your Y Bellwether Company J And At D...

    have cream pawned in Dalecarlia my watch , until for I a loathed burnt the chop one or and a gristl the other y steak , and , had would my Swedish current . uncle kept an establishment where such articles of food were nation cannot The , as praise however ignorant which , touch of may civilized the be boiled showered cooking fowls , with it . is If the hot ever coup gravy any le dish of over boiled stamped a saddle fowls a , which disgrace so many tables in London and its suburbs . ¦ ¦ Do ^* what * * —am v you ^^ « ¦ will v > mam to *^^ decorate ^ -m V ^^^^ A w « V ^^ them ^ A *^* »»» —stick mj *> d » ^^ Am them ^ A % \ # " * flfl all JL ^ over ^ W ^^ A with V W * % ** beetroot A ^^^^^^ A ^ T' ^^ ^

    roses pound , or of carrotty flabby wash camelias -leather , you and will poultice never , which raise no them cordon above -bleu a would comup dream . Roast for a moment your fowl of , sanctioning and bring it in in her in kitchen its right , much place less , and of dishing nobody - love would me find , don fault 't boil \ vith it . any Gothic Lucullus on that head—but as you j have Now feasted , I am , and sure are you no must longer think hungry the writer , a selfish of , this greed , especiall y gourmand y if you , in London fact , who dinners is always the thinking difficulty what is not he what shall to ** eat avoid , drink but , what and avoid to eat . " and At

    drink , and I may , as well at once say , that I am , quite satisfied if my host gives me a succulent chop and a glass of real sherry , if I have companions at table whose intellectual contributions are a feast of theman humoured selves elderl . But , lad if besides one from happens the a cathedral fact to that be town sitting a good one between dinner must makes fall a ritualistic back all on of dean us some good and re - - y y ,

    boiled creation fowl or another or resurrection ; so what rissoles is to ? be done , when one's only resource is ! It is scarcely necessary to continue the review of the Bellwether menu — would the dry melt -roasted so well game into , glue the , and tasteless the cabinet asparagus pudding , the we stiff all jell know y , that so 1 well . You are perhaps , going to give the same this very evening , to your care about dear friends kick-shaws , Jones , and , Brown they , and dont Robinson care about ; but kick then -shaws you either don ' t .

    Bless you , I haven ' t mentioned kick-shaws—I haven ' t even made a ceptable t comparison his , if you , and wish between expensive your French guests is b to y and no be means Eng agreeable lish always cookery , your good dinners ; but . You depend must may be upon g ac ive - carte blanche to Messrs . Curry and Rice , the confectioners , they may charge still have you a a bad guinea dinner a head sent , two and guineas still if you choose friends , but be you haunted may bthe boiled fowls or their semblables up , . " may What your ' s the use of knowing

    y wasn anything ' t ashamed about cooking to superintend ? " Wh her y , my father dear ' s or madam husband , your ' s dinners grandmother ; why should you ? It is true our grandmothers didn ' t waste their days in parsons changing —bu the t then colour they of had their patches hair , and or in mob embroidering -caps , and other albs failings for pet , much as the failings of the present day .

    La Cigale Et La Fourmi.

    LA CIGALE ET LA FOURMI .

    L'Autriche Ayant Guerroye Tout L'Ete. Se...

    L'Autriche ayant guerroye Tout l'ete . Se trouva fort depourvue Quand la paix fut revenue . Depouillee de territoire ,

    Elle Sans alia argent crier , meme famine sans gloire , Chez la France sa voisine , La priant de lui preter Aide Une pour recommencer nouvelle La Prusse guerre nous paiera ; , dit-elle ,

    Et papa Bismarck—1 'animal—Interet et capital . La C ' est France la son n moindre est pas pnkeuse defaut , , Dit Que -elle faisiez & cette -vous emprunteuse au temps chaud — ? Je tachais ne vous deplaise Nuit et bien vaillamment

    jour , De me saisir Des etats septentrionaux—Eh Vous bien tachtez tiichez —^ j ' maintenant en suis fort aise De vous , saisir , Des etats moridionaux .

    Blairs Sermons Cum Stubus Anatomy Of The...

    Blairs Sermons cum Stubus Anatomy of the Horse , in the Flesh . —The talented staff of that admirable paper , the Sunday Times .

    Has Fitting (Thanks To To A Mr T . .— To...

    has Fitting ( thanks to to a Mr T . . — Tom Our Tay general lor ' s ly theatrical courageous notices contemporary ) , during , the the last Times few , weeks become quite Terry-fied . —[ This is mild but pleasing . —Ed . Tom . ]

• Citation
  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 31, 1867, page 179, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_31081867/page/3/