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      May 11 , 1867.] The Tomahawk. L

      May 11 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . L

      Low Art In High Quarters.

      LOW ART IN HIGH QUARTERS .

      Mr. Gye Is To Be Sent To Coventry : The ...

      Mr . Gye is to be sent to Coventry : the market for Song ket in the and Haymarket to be had may for literally a . be Mario said to be turn in the his mar fine - organ , in Paris ( if the Parisians song will onl may y hear him ) , and Grisi may go to Madrid ( if she has the courage ) . There is every chance of there being no Lucca about either Opera House . Comic vocalism is all the-rage . Music a «¦ la Lloyd is to supersede _« _« . « 11 . m .-. ^ . J ^« . « . VlXTa uiuuii . a . ~~ ci a « m » T 11 1311 . * -w-T » \ t 10 « £ + ¦*•« r ^** ! - ••** s ^ r * i ^ asH *¦ % ++ i a ** i

      music pedestal uiiaiiuycu , and Low . uy Art uu . is gririningi . jr . . y to . nu assume w uc xwuv her « . jvv place . u . v ** , and « , the cry , " world Here we consequentl are . " Royalty y apes patronizes royalty . the Whitehall Comic Muse affords , and a shelter a home to to the Arthur Jolly Lloyd Nash . , and We forthwith take our wives St . George to hear ' s Hall * ' Tootle gives - tootle ration -tootle at " " Follee on the -woollee cornet , - and hama our . " daughters Of course are lost they in admi laugh - immoderatelv because thev have heard somewhere or other in

      fashionable circles that Royalty one night laid aside its dignity and owe laug royalty hed a loud deep and debt long of gratitude at the . melanchol for directing y exhibition public . taste We Arthur into so new Lloyd and we healthy greet you and : the refined J olly and Nash elevated here's our a channel hand . : stall Covent is vacant Garden : a the long Lobby adieu knows : Her Majesty us not . ' s a The last farewell harmonies . Our of Verdi and Donizetti and Gpunod are no longer the thing .

      Definitions For The Ball-Room.

      DEFINITIONS FOR THE BALL-ROOM .

      Evening Costume (For Men).—Full Dress. E...

      Evening costume ( for men ) . —Full dress . Evening costume ( for women ) . —Un-dress . A Dowager— . An auctioneer for the sale of marriageable A wa maidens ltz . —The , & Dowager c * ' s show-bilL Hearts . —Merchandise . Beauty . —See "Hearts . " Love . —L . S . D . A flirt —A . speculator . Mirth .- —A clever piece of acting . Supper . —Polite word for indigestion . A broken heart . —See " Supper . " A maiden . —A picture . A lover— . A fool . A married man . —A dangerous madman .

      Our Own Correspondent.

      OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT .

      Echoes From The Continent {From The - Si...

      ECHOES FROM THE CONTINENT { From the - Sia—d—rd . ) It was a hot night in June . Red with blood ran the Revolution . Vive la guerre ! On a terraced walk , with tite bien tnontie , walks a lady—pensively . A thick veil covers her features . A young officer leaps the wall—he has be come from Toulon—he stops

      —Ah qiieVamour— -But your Echo mu ^ t careful . She lifts the veil . A fearful shriek . His cheek turned pale—livid—Dieit et man droit ! . a . . . One burning kiss on the purple scar , and away to rend the world—to dictate to the Fates . It was the wife of the Graf Albert von Feldstuck—and Albert von Feldstuck had discovered—What ?—quelque chose—your Echo is cautious—all he says is , the Graf never forgave . . . • • • . Napoleon Bonaparte stood in his tent—the evening after the Battle of Leipsic . Presently the cuard entered with a prisoner of rank—one diable allait

      ilfaire dans cette gallre ? It was Albert von Feldstuck , and * now he stood face to face Math his great conqueror . They were alone . The hero of Elba produced two swords from under the ciouch . . . . Ten minutes afterwards , a body was carried out of th « tent . But ** - " ? x ' *• -- »»»> the cloak . Napoleon gazed on a deep gasll across the ; i cheek . / Revenged at last ! , i v . !> ' «?• 4 rue ; Echo had it from the Graf hitn ^ lf / . a

      Echoes From The Continent {From The - Si...

      To Paris—Paris c ' est Vunivers . All * ' the world" is here , and hotv . keepers seem to think the end of " the world" is near , and , therefor ^ , they get all they can out of them now—coquins ! voleurs I It ' s quite true—believe Echo . Madame de C . did give Monsieur de B . that pair oigants ! Well , as the Spaniards say , y dios alcunez . : A certain little boy is not so ill as he was , but he is not better . Eu-1111 VfCCltCCUlJiVfit

      IUJJC HCAJ . S JJIUSC 'JLjC ^ * UlCWJ ,. Latest Echo : — * ' Ah ! " said General Fleury to Bismarck the other day— " La France ne fait pas a guerre parce qu'il y * a un Napoleon . "— ' * Vous voulez dire , f parce qu'il n ' y a pas des Napoleons , " replied the astute Prussian . " So immer geht der Welt "

      The Sixth Of May.

      THE SIXTH OF MAY .

      Where Was Mr. Bright On Monday Last? Mal...

      Where was Mr . Bright on Monday last ? Malicious question ! Why was he not in Hyde Park ? Malevolent inquiry ! Party spite and political spleen have wickedly suggested that he had an attack of influenza , and did not like to expose himself considering to the that inclemencies we have the of honour this Siberian of a personal weather intimacy . Now , of the most friendly and confidential character with the honourgentleman able member to for rep Birming ly categoricall ham , we y to have a few the of authority the more of that unscrupulous writers ( who ought to be ashamed of themselves ) in the following Notices to Malicious Correspondents .

      Mr . D LI . Mr . Bright was not present at any wedding in the Isle of Man on Monday last j nor did he *' give ? . wray " his gamekeeper ' s daughter , who is stated to havi been married on that day . Mr . Bright has no game keeper . Mr . -W—lp—e . Mr . Bright did not attend the funeral of any membe of the Reform League , consequently he could noi possibly have been " moved to tears" on the occa sion .

      Sir R—d M—Y—E . Mr . Bright did not start by the mail train fo ^ Glasgow , in order to get away from Scotland Yard . A Tory . As Mr . Bright does not sing , it would have been ridiculous for him to attempt The Marseillaise , 01 Britons day . Strike Home , at the Demonstration on Mon- ! A Member of the Carlton . Mr . Bright was not seized with a vio-, lent attack of nervous , or any other fever , at about four o'clock on Monday , nor did he tret wp his

      chimney . Mr . Bright is not a disciple of Bar ting .. . -:- ¦ In vino veritas . Mr . Bright , as you must know , objects to brib and corruption of any kind ; consequently it wo ' be against the principles he professes to give JLk Derby's footman half-a-crown to allow him to cone ; himself in his lordship ' s cellar . Louis Napoleon . Mind your own business . In England , Mr . Brig could , through any pettifogging attorney , bring action for libel against your Majesty for publish ! the following false statements respecting him in t / V > llimn < 5 of th <» A 7 h */ S // ' * JJ' / "VV /» rrl-va n lit . o »« l « . -. /

      lation of the libellous paragraph ) : — "The Mer of Parliament for Hyde Park ( Sir Bright ) is ,..-disguised us . He has as fled a special from constable his native , and land pursued , Birmin ) , English aristocracy , under the direction o ^ Mai re . Mr . Pope Hennessey . You are right , Mr . Bright is a Q ?» we notice with contempt the double mean inquiry . We hope our correspondents are now satisfka answers . We can only add that Mr . Bright nevjr It ver on y Monday naturally last afraid . He of onl havinq y av - oided his pmck Hyde ^« Park TvV kf- becau d .

      No Song No Supper.—No Motto Fo

      No Song no Supper . —No motto fo

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 11, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_11051867/page/3/